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Niall's on fire His little sister's terrified

If subtelty is an artform, this is finger painting.

In case there was any doubt as to who's getting a fair shake from the press....

I can't remember what they were like tbh. While ago now.

You've just summed up what's wrong with this country.

Was just coming to post this. Fucking amazing. Stating the obvious but anyone who prefers kids with no dinners to Corbyn watching the Queen can simply fuck off.

I’m not saying they’ll delay the Election, but…

Sunderland is currently worth 1/4 of Almiron’s transfer fee. Put another way, your entire club was bought by a snake oil merchant for the cost of one of Almiron’s legs and half of his arse.

FTMd that for you

When do you think you’ll be good enough to beat Burton Albion?

I don't know how you fucking dare.

Went to the joint hustings for my constituency and the neighbouring constituency last night and it was a glorious shambles. More than half of the time was taken up by five independent/minor candidates, including a Christian People's Alliance woman who answered questions by reading from scripture, a lovely but bewildered Thai student who thinks London parks are important because we can use them to grow crops after Brexit, a middle-aged candidate for the anti-EU "Young People's Party" whose opening address was mainly centred on how he thinks his own party's name is rubbish, an aging LGBT anarcho-socialist who wants to turn the UK into Belarus, and a local Jamaican elder who blasted out reggae tunes on a portable sound system then used most of his allotted time to talk about knife crime, God's will, and how the event was racist because there weren't enough "dark-skinned people" in attendance. All amplified by the fact that it was organised and hosted by Extinction Rebellion, so the whole place was all banners and leaflets and petition sign-up sheets in the first place. To her credit, the sitting MP (Porno Naming Department's Vicky Foxcroft) was good when she allowed herself to go off-script instead of talking about the big red manifesto every 30 seconds, the Lib Dems were convincing enough, and one of the two Greens was very substantial and would probably get my vote if she was in my constituency (unfortunately I've got the other one, who's of the wishy-washy-animal-rights-y ilk). Anyway, for all I previously described him as a "Spurs-supporting blank page", the Lib Dem probably gets my vote for this tweet alone.

They’ve taken the opportunity to go on a warm weather training break to Scarborough.

Are they enjoying the FA cup 2nd round weekend break?

They’re right about their players not liking big crowds. Although they seem oblivious to it being because the fans make the atmosphere poisonous as soon as something doesn’t go right

There's always

Cheaper to buy a few of these

I'll ask for MF. Any tits in it?

He’s more Rocky Dennis than Rocky Balboa.

That’s a barbed response, feeling a bit touchy are we?

Listen to this , chaps, he should know, he’s a serial toucher.