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Hi People I’ve never interacted with. Here is a link to my blog that no cunt reads. I’m talking about a controversial topic to try and drum up some interest.

Putting "NUFC" in your name was a nice touch, now nobody thinks you support a rival team.

Where do you sit, and why is it in the Stadium of League 1?

This is outrageous. This is the most entertained anyone has ever been by a Renton post and it celebrates the breakdown of the institution of marriage. Shame on Toontastic. SHAME!

DIY Dave wasn't one of your more successful characters then?

Fixed

The Tories' relationship with the phrase "by the end of the week" is eerily reminiscent of NUFC takeover ITKs

On the shed? Well, aye. I am a right fucking weirdo, but I can hold it together when meeting tradesmen. I'll ask 'em if they want a brew and fuck off and leave them to it. You can gargle on my sweaty balls.

Just realised I’ve never met you and you might be a weirdo. If one of the lads does fancy it, don’t be too strange I have to work with these people

The world may be in chaos but it's hard not to enjoy the President on the United States' lawyer coming on British breakfast TV and getting into a slanging match with Piers Morgan. This is where we're at.

Hmm, a fascist in a bunker. Someone should make a funny video out of it using the Hitler one. I can’t be arsed and as a German obviously lack the necessary skills.

Stop getting divorced then!

Fuck off

I’m giving up my private island in the Caribbean if this goes through. You cunt

I'm not furloughed dickwad. You don't furlough this.

Pedro Withe?

Maddie- “ Lockdown, pffft… amateurs”

“Might be”

I'm never showing her that.

Götterdämmerung Brutal!

I think the drip-feeding of information has been part of a plan to disrupt the process, while acknowledging that it will probably go through in the end, because of the terms of the owners and directors test. I have no doubt that elements which may or may not employ the hairy-handed one are having fun giving it to the KSA, and elements in the PL who know which side their bread is buttered are assisting. If only they checked out the much higher standard of bread available in the Cooking thread (and probably from the KSA) they may get a fucking shift on!

I know there’s a long checklist of things you have to inform that you’re moving house but it seems a tad remiss of him to have omitted the two machete-wielding blokes who were going to tie him up and give him a thoroughly good brushing

Yeah that's definitely an exciting prospect of the potential takeover. It seems obvious to me that the Reuben's are in on this in connection with their existing land owned in the city.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846 Strewth!

Like this?

Fucking hell. You can't take him to court or owt? All ours are standard size, no glazing or anything, so it should be reasonable. Though saying that, the Mrs likes pinterest and instagram, so I've no doubt there'll be some weird door that opens like a camera aperture that she just has to have.

Just cant believe there doesnt seem to be a regulated time limit for them to 'review' this. Bodies presiding over mergers/takeovers of any sort anywhere in the world have defined timelines for the various approval stages precisely for the reasons you've stated.

The incomparable Sarah Kendzior wrote this just after Trump was elected in 2016... https://thecorrespondent.com/5696/were-heading-into-dark-times-this-is-how-to-be-your-own-light-in-the-age-of-trump/1611114266432-e23ea1a6

I'll pass on it, cheers.

House we are buying has been valued today and mortgage gone through. Kind of wish we had waited a few weeks, might have got a few quid off. I envisage many months of our lass whamping on about tiles and other shite, while I’m trying to build an extension.

Dom’s kid managed a 6 hour car ride from London to Durham so sitting through a single film shouldn’t be a problem

I think these people need to check their White privilege and stop virtue signalling. Did I get that right, Rayvin?

Aye. He should be bricking it come the inevitable inquest. Plenty of lay people knew Cheltenham etc was a disaster waiting to happen.

I’m not just saying this to justify it because I largely agree with PL but one of the reasons I would love to see it happen is the proposed investment in the city as a whole. It might be dirty money but what money isn’t? And given the cunts we have governing us and the world we’re in, seeing as they’re going to spend that money somewhere, it might as well be in Newcastle.

They don't like statue's as well.

So, is this the week we can finally say Boris Johnson has got the hang of this Prime Minister lark

I understand, but don't wholly agree. Sometimes it's the things that aren't really important that inspire us, bring us joy, and make us who we are. Whilst times like these can drive home the essential visceral realities of being a living organism, they can also show us what we enjoy and hold most dear to ourselves and our identities as sentient beings. Oh wait, wrong thread, this was a response to CTs sky art in the funny pictures thread.

i don't think a saudi-led takeover is the only chance of getting our club back, whatever that means. would saudi ownership mean we get our club back? i dunno ashley wants out, whether this takeover is approved or not, so there is still hope. but i still don't see the pl blocking it - blocking the deal is a massive story, much bigger than ratifying it

True

I’d rather he didn’t.

Seems a bit racist.

I'm getting a pole installed in my bedroom. Latest lockdown hobby.

You haven't seen the houses down Tyne Dock and Jarra Marra. 12 poles to a bedroom nicking all the ship building jobs Marra.

They just keep rolling out these brilliant initiatives. What’s next? Government tells NHS: encourage people not to die of covid-19?