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Fuck off fish

And if you were really unlucky you'd be tied up and held at gunpoint by KCG while he forced you to listen to the first three chapters of his novella.

CT will have flounced again by then man.

A mackem runs home from school and excitedly tells his father that he beat all the Geordie kids at throwing the javelin in PE. 'That, Son, is because you're a mackem. Never forget it' his dad tells him, the lad's chest swelling with pride. Next week he runs home and excitedly tells his old man he came first in the 100 metres sprint, 'Ah beat al the Geordie Kids' he boasted. 'That, Son, is because you're a mackem. Never forget it' his dad again tells him, the lad's chest swelling with pride once more. Last week of term and once more the Mackem runs home all excited. 'Da, Da! A done PE again today! Ah was in the showers and my willy was bigger than al their willies! Is it because I'm a mackem, Da?' The father looks up from his paper, 'No son. It's because you're 48.'

Ewerk's like one of the old men in the monty python sketch. "Kids in America think they've got it bad. In my day, you'd get bludgeoned to death with a truncheon in bed by the RUC before you woke up, then shot In the head by a para. And that's if you were lucky."

This is how I feel. It's just the same thing again and again. Fed up with the takeover bollocks too.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Fat shits on fire off the Shoulder of Mutton. I watched Phstevie twitter in the dark near the Gallow Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Fish’s filthy fireplace. Time to die.

Bung the hole.

That’s quite a range. Also, you can probably get £500-£1000 for that if you sell it. Also+1, give it a wipe, you throbber

That’s how I feel now. It’s just the same thing again and again.

Fuck Off.

357 deaths today is still a hell of a lot and suggests yesterday bucked the trend this week. All they seem arsed about is the 7 day rolling averages showing a downward trend. Given the figures at the peak were fucking horrendous that’s not the cause for celebration they’re trying to sell it as. Evil cunts

That’s not even worth the gif. Cary Grant.

We gonna ring-rang-a-dong for a holiday Put your arms in the air, Yedlin hear you say We gonna ring-rang-a-dong for a holiday Put your arms in the air, Yedlin hear you say

straight outta Benton crazy muthafucker called Yedlin takes vast amounts Benilyn when he's got a cough then he'll have a day off

Yedlin will swarm On any motherfucker in a opposition uniform Just 'cause I'm from the NUFC Punk midfielders are afraid of me!

I'm glad that's clear, then.

Please remember you are talking to MF - his imagination knows no bounds

What if his Mrs. has one of these? Perfectly innocent explanation

Hi People I’ve never interacted with. Here is a link to my blog that no cunt reads. I’m talking about a controversial topic to try and drum up some interest.

I'm not furloughed dickwad. You don't furlough this.

proppa MLF marra

I want to send a message to the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket. You can hide but you can’t run

My grandmother won a prize recently for being the longest living comatose person who hasn’t moved a muscle in over 20 years. ( I say a prize, it was a trophy …)

That's after a good scrubbing. The dust must come down the chimney every time there's a stiff breeze. Scrubbing, stiff. Lots for you to work with there.

That’s how I feel now. It’s just the same thing again and again.

For those who missed the BIG debate this week on Trump...

MFYP

Well these protesters are calling for racial equality. Now they're getting it and they still aren't happy. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people.

Is it usable? Imagine the hip points when you bake sourdough in an antique oven.

Fuck off

I know there’s a long checklist of things you have to inform that you’re moving house but it seems a tad remiss of him to have omitted the two machete-wielding blokes who were going to tie him up and give him a thoroughly good brushing

I’m giving up my private island in the Caribbean if this goes through. You cunt

21st June Newcastle United v Sheff United The Arab derby ?

Aye, same here.

Fixed

Putting "NUFC" in your name was a nice touch, now nobody thinks you support a rival team.

Where do you sit, and why is it in the Stadium of League 1?

My flat mates antibody test was positive and our swab tests were negative but you better believe that I lied about how long the results took to get a week off.

Easy on there, Typhoid Mary.

Yeah that's definitely an exciting prospect of the potential takeover. It seems obvious to me that the Reuben's are in on this in connection with their existing land owned in the city.

“Might be”

The world may be in chaos but it's hard not to enjoy the President on the United States' lawyer coming on British breakfast TV and getting into a slanging match with Piers Morgan. This is where we're at.