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Suck it up, nippers.

Or Brighton "Champions" scarves as they're known.

Oh she'd get it alright

Congratulations on the new job @Rayvin

Nowt wrong with Ole. They're out of the relegation places. Financially stable.

He was on EastEnders, Italian looking with a goatee.

I'm not one for conspiracies, but Ttump is an exception. I dont believe he was ever seriously ill with this. I think the trip to hospital was entirely orchestrated as part of his campaign. He has killed thousands of people with this tweet as well as insulted the memory of 200,000 victims. What an absolute cunt. Comparisons with Hitler are justified imo.

Imagine getting tucked in at night by Savage- he’d catch a hangnail on the duvet, drop to the floor screaming, and be demanding a red card for the bedding. Also, he’s a cunt.

And a domestos iv line and UV emitting probe up his arse.

Fucking excel - it should have some in-built AI function that recognises its being used for data storage which blows up the pc, killing the stupid cunt who thought it was an appropriate tool. Basic compliance and competence guidelines including security breached with no probable consequences.

My lass's school got a call from the police telling them to make sure that kids don't mix together once they've left the grounds at the end of the school day. Firstly, not the school's job, secondly, they've been in a classroom together all day, thirdly, please fuck off.

Fair enough, but even taking Covid out of the equation, he's a fanny for threatening to quit his job/nearly crying because Man Utd lost 1 game. It's a symptom of the rotten top few sides who feel entitled to spend hundreds of millions every window and win almost every game or it's a national tragedy. Whilst the flip side is tossers like Rio Ferdinand telling NUFC fans to buy their own players and leave Ashley alone

Bad day in the Richard Masters household.

I'm sure any team's fans would be as grateful to have him as we're told we should be.

His twitter looks like the roid rage has well and truly kicked in

Can’t the police just leave up to the common sense and decency of the British public? Seeing as that’s been their default stance throughout

World beating

Aston Villa 7-2 Liverpool

Apparently our best bit of business was keeping ASM, who has 4 years left on his contract, has shown no desire to leave and who there have been no bids for. Bravo, nufc.

Hiya Luke!

I’ve yet to see ANY evidence that Joelinton can ride a bike and eat an apple at the same time while wearing ankle socks. Until he can prove that he can then he shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath as Shola.

Aye, he's a cunt too.

Party on Wayne.

Simpson!

Direct quite from BBC website; “Sean Dyche is wearing an excellent coat but he's really not a happy man at all. He's exasperated down there. Exasperated and soaked through. Wetter than an otter's pocket.” Do you think they realise they’ve just called him a cunt?

We voted leave mate, europe and their fancy grammar can stay on the continent.

Sunderland have had 64 shots at goal in 4 games and scored 3 goals, their manager is blaming the service for the poor points total so far this season

I don't think Gandaft and his accountant are on speaking terms anymore.

u ok hun?

Stop it. I can’t breathe

We didn't have Johnson before Trump though. I think Trump lowered the bar in terms of competence and also opened the door for the Tories to disregard the truth, rules, common decency even more flagrantly than they have in the past. Not the sole reason maybe, but a contributing one at the very least.

Very convenient timing, also looking for sympathy votes obviously.