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Mark Douglas writing articles on the new PL plans while the Knight Ryder is giving his loyal punters what they really want, interviews with John Carver on his new job as a Scotland coach.

Gareth Southgate is from West Sussex you fuckin muppet

Well I think it’s pretty fair to say all that stuff about Liverpool and Manchester United influencing the PL’s “decision” on the Saudi bid looks a little more truthful. Blatant power grab, one which would ruin football. I know it’s a fairly closed shop as is but this would weld the door shut, having a select group of clubs decide who new owners can be ffs. I mean as things stand they’d need 14 clubs to agree, whoever sides with the 6 bellends besides the obvious 3 clubs that will get a rush of blood to their head from being fairly absurdly included in this, all want their heads examined. Saw a quote from the EFL bloke backing this too and he’s giving it the full “well we need to help clubs lower down the chain” bullshit, why can’t we just do that bit of the plan and leave out giving the entire game to a few clubs then? Fucking arseholes.

essembee is old school mate, the south begins at scotch corner, cockneys slightly below the midlands. by the time you get to sussex you're as good as french.

Aye they said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet

Probably on something too.

Lamb and shit, more like.

And this thread is testament to the fact that the quality on this forum has proudly remained consistently mediocre for the past 13 years.

After blazing a trail with a Nissan Leaf 6 years ago, I've just ordered a Tesla Model 3 on lease through work. Cheaper to own and run than my 7 year old golf due to the 0% BIK tax rate

Just beaten the No.1 team in the world and you’re still not happy. No pleasing some people.

I haven't seen enough of him dropping deep for Villa to make a proper assessment, so I'll take your word for it. As for the game England were pretty fortunate with the deflection and Belgium seemingly taking the foot of the gas a bit in the second half. Although I might be being a bit unfair in terms of putting Belgium's relatively poor second half mostly down to them instead of England fighting their way back into it. Not sure how those two opposing things balanced out exactly.

The problem is that there’s nobody in midfield with any forward ambition on the ball. Someone like Mount or Grealish will pass, move and drag the opposition around, freeing up space for the likes of Rashford. Instead, Rice just knocks it side to side. You might not lose many games with 8 defenders on the pitch but you’ll not make enough chances to win many.

Because he’s massively negativ and on top of that, he’s now playing about 4 of them out of position. Coady and Mings sitting on the bench and he’s got a midfielder and a right back in the back three and then a right back playing left back.

They’ll be obsessed makems.

Who could have predicted this complete lack of creativity or attacking movement?

Rick Parry was the chief executive of Liverpool not so long ago. (And obviously still has their interests at heart).

England have decent players, but an absolute muppet in Southgate as coach. I'd be very surprised if any of the young players in the squad respect his authority. All that stuff with Foden and Greenwood seems to support that notion. They likely think who's this big nosed twat to be telling me anything. Although I suppose young rich players not taking authority seriously is a big problem for the vast majority of managers.

My zany-o-meter just broke

The current Mrs PL likes it very much and the first season was ok but it’s mawkish sentimentalism and constant moralising puts it in the Greys Anatomy department of sheer fuckin awfulness . If anyone else wants their mass market US drama critiqued by a monstrously hungover middle aged bastard please DM me. Flexible payment methods easoliy arranged, usually via Beerhawk

I hope he gets the loans to buy it because he will send them into administration.

Imminently.

If by business partner he means his laptop uses Windows, then aye they’re his business partner. In other news has the weird little COVID denying wanker saved up enough of his Giro payments to buy that wretched scummy little club yet?

His next fake company should be called Stimminent, selling cardboard boxes to sleep in.

He’s such a fucking weirdo.

They are the Carol Smilie of crisps.

All Brannigans are amazing. They've got a two tone taste, where you can actually taste the ingredients separately. The crisp itself is great too. Strangely relegated to bargain shops.

Tyrells salt and cyder vinegar are the unbeatable crisp. Anyone tried those flaming hot tangy cheese doritos? 😆

No, that was Joe fagen and was 'living alright'.

FFS - no football today? Jesus wept, I really am hungover

Wor lass was muttering about 'middle earth', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins' etc last night. I thought, 'she's Tolkien in her sleep again' and rolled back over.

If anyone is wondering what to get Ugly Mackems for Christmas.