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He threatened to visit her if she didn’t.

A bit rough today, had a wee dram of this exotic Indian whiskey last night.....

Good of his mam to sew the patch on for him

I enjoyed when this @Blastronautkid sauntered into the thread mid-orgasm and told you all that your various expensive pedals were assembled for less than a tenner. More contributions please mate

Guitar on display in the living room. Classic Gloom.

So his head might still be alive?

Meanwhile the chronicle are printing stories about the bellanova group still

I bet the knees go within weeks on them.

Steve Nice but leave

You have actually been following the chat in this thread? Wow, I'm impressed

Too many muggles itt.

That's his lass's bass. They're like Rene and Renata.

Some funny, but orc-looking fucker posted this in reply. I’ll bet his neighbours are dreading the lockdown ending when they’ll have to look at him again.

Interesting 2 books he's written...

And they stink

Fuck off to the guitar thread and pretend you can play it like Gemmill does.

Basically there's not a single squad member who has increased their value under his tenure. Was talking to a mate #notfish about this earlier. Longstaff on Man Utd's shopping list before Bruceball. Now behind Jonjo for selection. Compare that to Rodgers who is improving his players by the week. It makes no sense whatsoever to not pay for a decent coach

Must be hard for the press at the minute. When we disliked Pardew it was only because we wanted someone from the area, since then we’ve also disliked having Carver and Bruce, so now it’s twisted to unrealistic expectations, yet we’re 4th bottom - but what can we expect with this squad? Even though the squad wasn’t a problem to them when Benitez was in charge. The bloke should have went when we were brushed aside by Brentford at the latest, having him still here is a ridiculous fucking risk and if we do stop up and Ashley let’s him have a go at trying to scrape up next season then Ashley confuses me even more than I thought.

He'd be an even better ghost

I'm a fender squirell owner, actually.

Why you..... I completely resemble that remark!!

Cutaway as well for his Sambora solos.

Decent few days for The Athletic between the Keegan interview and this: https://theathletic.com/2382097/2021/02/14/we-know-justin-fashanu-died-now-let-us-hear-how-he-lived/ Knew the broad strokes of the story, Cloughie the football genius's man management skills included, but not a lot of the details.

score more than buj

As long as it isn't inferior

Reported

I occasionally stumble into that thread by accident. I just leave my guitar in the corner of the room where everyone can see it before making a sharp exit

Aye, the 'lore'. Do I pop into the guitar thread and take the piss out of your ridiculous terms? No, No I dont.

Got a letter from North Tyneside council telling me to register if I'm still an unpaid carer so did it online and fingers crossed I'm not at work if they ring up to give me an appointment!

Had to laugh at all of his fellow pundits running into the comments to tell him he looked sharp as a date. Either there’s a running joke that I (and he) don’t get or they’re a collectively embarrassing bunch

This is the thing with little bitches like Edwards- they thrive on attention, and we give him it. If no one responded to his shite, unfollowed or whatever, it’d send him fucking wild. Won’t happen though.

fuck off. At least mine isn’t pink

Complete cunt of a bloke tbh. He had no clue about the takeover and was too arrogant to admit it, so now he’s absolutely fucking desperate for the takeover to not happen the bitter little loser. Not sure if anyone actually reads his shite now but any of our lot should unfollow and not read his tat.

McConnell refusing to hold a trial before inauguration then voting to acquit because you can’t impeach after the president has left office. Then saying the acquitted is guilty ignoring that the impeachment was voted to be constructed on the first day.

No no no- totally made up story by the Magedia. https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/7151101.clubs-chairman-hit-face-glass-restaurant/ https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fan-arrest-in-glassing-567013

Honestly, even just reading that makes me want to put on a pair of boots on kick a ball. The man was a total one off who changed the whole ethos of the club, he just screams ambition. He 100% deserves a statue at SJP under new ownership.

It's 11:10pm here on Saturday night and I've spent the last hour trying to catch a bird that somehow was in our bedroom and what was the clue, fucking bird shit on the bed clothes - it was wtf is that and then once we spotted the bird, where the fuck did that come from? Oh to be young and have adventurous Saturday nights again!

Seen better denim hanging from a fuckin market stall, cheap cunt

Why would any clothing brand want that boring cunt as their ambassador? The clobber looks snidey as fuck.

This is like a cross between a folk group vocal and some new age trippy synth noodling..with a bit of fuzzbox geetar tacked on at the end...it sounds awful but it sort of works... Hen Ogledd means "the old north" in Welsh ... which technically means Scotland. Its also referred to in the Welsh national anthem " Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau" ie " The old land of my fathers" Poimting out to a Welshman thst basically their origin story is from a completely different part of what is now the UK is a quick way to really upset them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hen_Ogledd?wprov=sfla1

Agreed, the bloke is a complete wanker. It’s come out of fucking nowhere this, and while I’ve no doubt there probably are fucking idiots on Twitter that come out with shite about him, the same idiots are doing it about anyone remotely in the public eye. I’m of course not condoning it, but it’s just the way social media is, and this is just Bruce yet a-fucking-gain giving his pals in the media a stick to attack Newcastle fans. It wouldn’t surprise me if he knows the team have been on a decent run of form, pressure off a little, but he knows with Wilson out and Chelsea then Manchester United for the next two it won’t look good, so get a preemptive dig in on the fans so if they get disgruntled it’ll be that orange tanned gimp Savage whinging on about Newcastle fans expecting too much, and “I mean they were making threats on his life last week, and that was after a good run, they’re unbelievable that lot”. He can fuck off. As someone said he doesn’t have social media, it’s his daft shite son who seeks the nonsense out and then argues back, I mean I don’t entirely blame the bloke for sticking up for his dad but howay man there’s no fucking winning that type of argument is there? They’ll just come out with worse shite once they know they’re getting a rise.

This all reeks of the shit encrusted hand of Keith Bishop iyam

Yes, but you have to keep in mind that he is a nice son from a nice family. People who are sending death threats can fuck off though, regardless of their age.

"....And now a letter from a Mr Average NUFC fan. He writes, 'Dear BBC'....Ooh, very formal, Mr Average NUFC fan.... 'I think Steve Bruce is doing a great job and I for one wish him all the very best.'....So far so good, Mr NUFC Fan, we're getting the praise, sir..... 'But I also hope he dies as well'....Well I didn't see that coming."

@The Fish getting blatantly pod-cuckolded here.