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You got me. A Priest, an Imam and a Rabbit walk in to a bar and the Rabbit says, “I think I’m a typo”.

When they're at the stage of signing Andy Carroll, his walking stick and his crutches on a free transfer then offering him another year after failing to score all season...... I'll be a bit more sympathetic.

Dubravka is not just better than Darlow, he's one of the best goalkeepers in the Premier League. Even in the aerial game, which is his worst ability, he is superior to Darlow. And beware, Darlow has been at a tremendously high level this season, But in another team, without having to make saving stops almost every 15 minutes, Dubravka would be at the level of the best and would get a lot of clean sheets. What Goalkeepers are better than him in the PL? Alisson (and he is in a terrify season). No more. Ederson is so much important in ManCity because his feet ability, no more. Is a normal GK. De Gea was very good player. One of the best in the world, but the 2018 World Cup changed some in his mind... Pickford? Mendy? Kepa? Nah. Dubravka is in the same level than Leno, Rui Patricio or Lloris just after Alisson.

Wouldn't surprise me if Ashley put a cheeky carer's allowance claim in for Carroll while putting his furlough claim in for the rest of the staff.

Well obviously we’re disappointed. We don’t want to make excuses but Zahra knows what she needs to do and she hasn’t really got anywhere near the standard we expect, she’ll tell you that herself. We dont know what more we can do, we’ve been in the landlord game a long time, maybe the penny will drop soon. Obviously we’re disappointed but we will just have to stick our heads down and carry on.

Dubravka is miles better, it’s not even close

I love breathy French lasses singing - this being a perfect example- always guaranteed trouser commotions. Watched the vid above, waited, thought “when’s the breathy French bint coming in?”, looked at the time elapsed and released it was an instrumental

This should get Fist's Bridget Bardot wank shed a rockin'! Great 60s style French garage pop band.

She’s an equally morally bankrupt old strumpet but she can neither supply nor fit windows so is mostly irrelevant/surplus to requirements in this context. Rents has got stained glass? Is he a part time vicar or something? 🤔

Man City’s were attendees.

Bruce comes from a good family

Wtf did I just watch?

Well it won't be his fault, will it? Zahra should roll her sleeves up and get on with it.

Probably from a bang average family as well…

The view of the mackems from other league one clubs btw....

Just dropping this in here

Get out of here with your facts and actual grip on reality.

What a total crock of shit, I don’t even understand why they make these weird posts even if there was any truth in it what does it matter? The mackems are a division 3 side and Man City are on the verge of another PL title. Saying they’re not a big club because most of their success has come in the modern era is absurd, titles now are just as meaningful as titles in the 50’s, saying they’re not is doing exactly what people attack the “football started with the PL” group about. Also as Strawb says they’ve always had a good support, it’s also a support base that had a fucking behemoth on their doorstep, imagine if Newcastle had Manchester United level of success and stature there’d be about 20 people at Sunderland games ffs.

Swings and roundabouts really.

Continuing to go nowhere near the "What are you listening to thread" this came out over the weekend and is excellent.

Get a robot lawnmower people, ffs.

That was THREE HOUSES AGO!

Magged yer post

FYP

It has to be terrible for Luke Edwards not being able to spring to the rescue today.

This has got to be one of the worst takes in a string of awful takes from UM. Darlow is the "bang average" keeper in this squad. He gets the job done and would be a top player for a Championship side. Dubravka has saved us dozens of points since we bought him.

Rotten manager and a rotten landlord too? Still, nice guy though.

Bang average keeper who won us a point in our last game with a string of world class saves?

Why has our form picked up since he came back into the side then? Coincidence?

I am 53

The funniest part of the Manchester United fans on twitter is the argument about fearing the way the Glazers have loaded the club up with debt, and resulting worry about the clubs future because of it is a fair thing to protest about, meanwhile the daft cunts on twitter are harping on about the glazers not spending enough etc. They’re second in the league and the only club that have outspent them in the last 10 year are probably Manchester City, that’s a non-argument as the Glazers have clearly allowed the club to spend.

Zero side effects from the second jab. Result.

The thick cunts who run the club should be hearing alarm bells like Alex says but they'll just think the bells are an ice cream van or something? Relegation next season confirmed sticking with the dream team of Ashley, Charnley and Bruce.

If the fans want the Glazers out then why don’t they have a whip round to raise the £2bn? #RioLogic

Martin Hardy is on form again.

Ironically results picked up when he reverted to the 3-5-2 he inherited from Benitez with playing Ritchie as a wing back again.

30000 in division 2 says bigger than Sunderland to me like

He’s unbelievable man. Not just the fact he took a dog to a firework display but the fact he manages to try and shoehorn himself into this movement about abuse on social media platforms, completely missing the point that it’s mainly related to the torrents of racial abuse black players get.

Can’t believe we have a bloke managing us who is so thick that he takes his dog to a firework display

Walked into that one

They tried that with Corbyn.

“ Mam, there’s a fat Mackem over there on his back, should I flip him over!” ” Look at the nice helicopter son, LOOK AT THE HELICOPTER!” CT, as the darkness descends and his breathing slows… ” B… A… U…”

I Will Destroy You is excellent as well