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Wendy Burke (director of Public health for NT) reckons she's spoken to ministers and it has been confirmed that there are no restrictions on travel and no local lockdowns. These clueless twats have done it again. Get your cargo shorts ironed and your bum bag packed, Renton, IT'S CENTRE PARKS TIME.

His dad is a fucking little rat, and he’s a workmanlike, jug eared ugly cunt. Hope was honestly being soft there for me, as I’ve said I’m not giving Bruce credit for achieving fucking mediocrity and treading water from the initial total fucking disaster he had us hurtling towards. You can’t run about abusing the fan base and then get pissed off no one accepts you. From day one I didn’t want this Manchester United obsessed toad to be our manager, I’ll happily say nothing will change my mind on that as I’m extremely confident he won’t ever achieve anything with NUFC, he’s finished top 10 twice in his below mediocre career. Please just fuck off and take your arsehole son with you. I’m glad the prick come out as abusive as that, now he doesn’t have a single fucking leg to stand on when he whinges everyone is being mean to his dad. Cunt bag. Even the mackems think his dad is shite and those paedophile worshipping simpletons rate Sam Allardyce.

Shots fired

Yeah, I have to remove that from my nightly search engine results too.

Let them come and meet Thor Ragnarok Watson.

What do we think about Jones as our next gaffer? The Cabbage is contracted until 2022, and will he fuck go before then, which means we will likely be relegated. Assuming Jones is still with us, which is far from guaranteed, when the Calorie Sack is finally peddled, he ticks all boxes for Ashley. • Cheap • Cheap • Cheap • Knows the club and all the bullshit that he’ll have to work under. • Half decent coach. • Cheap

Alex Bruce is seething.

mind you, if you're going to catch covid anywhere it's going to be in one of centre parc's indoor dome/petri dish style swimming pools, so don't relax on your hols that much

In my opinion, He want diferent style of players for different situations. Kane is the starter and Calvert-Lewin was amazing in the past international matches when Southgate gave him some minutes... OK. Bamford and Wilson are two strikers more stronger in the box... And Watkins maybe os better in running game and in football more direct. Bamford ys very good in the combinative play... But Kane is similar and better. I am not saying Watking was better, just is different (anyway, I think he will be one of the dismiss. For example, I don't understand how is possible not to be Danny Ings between 33 players. With the Right backs... Totally agree with you. But I think Reece James (or Trippier) will be out. Trent Alexander is out of form and even he is injured today, so if he is not OK he will be the dismiss. And I guess Trippier will be selected because he have playes in both sides. And Walker can play as CB in case you need to play with 3 in the back.

Just got back from a weekend in Norwich seeing some of our family down there there. Had a nice meal at the Acle Bridge Inn its right beside the Norfolk Broads on Sunday afternoon. It felt good getting back to some kind of normality

was that what the sunderland keeper did against lincoln?

Especially when he reckons his dad doesn’t use it. Which is believable. He’s perpetuating the problem as well as being an absolute hypocrite. It’s fucking pointless. And Hope is spot on in what he says and has a shitload more credibility with the fans than any of Bruce’s pals in the media

Bruce lowers the bar to the floor, then expects a round of applause when he stumbles over it.

And it was as glorious as ever

Reading this waiting for a pop at the mackems to be sprinkled in. Not disappointed. 😂

Two of them played for Liverpool so that explains those

I'd be fucking mortified if my 36year old son was having Twitter wars defending me

If Bruce wasn’t such a surly, touchy moron he could’ve taken credit for appointing Jones.

Graeme Jones has got a call up.

caught pissing in the pool?

I'm too owl'd for all this huffin and puffin about bird puns, so I'm going to tern a new leaf, I gannet do it much longer, but it's been a lark.

Have you lot got nowt better to do? Instead of swanning about on here, flamin' go back to graft. Unless you’re driving home, in which case be careful - it’s th’ rush hour. Ostrich.

at least she talks sense

No but an injured Jordan Henderson is, obviously.

I know it’s the provisional squad but Aaron Ramsdale has got a call-up to England Darlow hasn’t played for months and he’s better than that joker.

Henever we run out of puns

Wren will it end ??

Toucan play at this game. Budgerigar-d me with such disdain, I'm Knot sure I can take the abuse. Too much to Swallow.

His sexual proclivities are irrelevant.

In fairness are you racist if you hate all races?

bearing in mind how brucey and his boy have turned out, you can do nothing other than question the parenting skills of joe and sheenagh.

"merciless pounding of the defenceless" sounds absolutely filthy.

I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised, would you if we did? dangle a profit in front of ashley's eyes and he'll bite your hand off, unless of course wor brucey intervenes and tells mikey he can't do that. the subject will probably crop up at same time they're having a meeting about improving the training facilities.

pair of utter, utter, pitifully embarrassing cunts.

The Bruces. Against social media abuse.

I wonder if he kept asking her if he could buy Ashley out and after a few temper tantrums they compromised

This is murder, your murmuration cast a chime over this parliament with no wisdom.

Nice one Quiffy

Cock

Live together, but they're not married? That's scandalous.

North Tyneside back in lockdown...if you’re thinking that you missed this news then you’re wrong, the advice changed on Friday but no one from government bothered to tell local authorities because...? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-57232728

It'd be like that Steven Taylor celebration where nobody else is celebrating hardly

I see t00nraider2 has been writing to Viz…

I heard you quit after you got shouted at

Saw something on twitter that; their parachute payments are gone, 13 of their players are out of contract, also McGeady gets a contract extension because he featured in the Play Off loss? So, they have to completely rebuild a promotion challenging team. That's expensive. They'll be paying over the odds for players because they're still a 'big club' for League 1. They'll be paying over the odds because they've a billionaire owner. They'll end up getting stiffed because their owner is inexperienced, and will likely end up spending £5m on anyone with a popular chant. In 17/18 their broadcast revenue was £95.6m, in 19/20 it was £17.2m (and 59% of their total revenue), in 20/21 broadcast revenue was £2m. I can't see how they can build a squad essentially from scratch, that's capable of pushing for promotion, when their revenue is so small. But, on the bright side, they can laugh at us because of that one time a fan punched a horse.