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They are talking Morecambe and..... Seriously who the fuck do they think they are

Colin Hendie's mum would be better than that cunt On a side note, the Toontastic " Team Caledonia " for the Euros is shaping up well... 1. Myself (player manager obvs) 2. Yourself (rapier-like centre forward) 3. @Rayvin (cultured, cerebral midfield creator) 4. @Toonpack (travel manager,we're all staying in his caravan at Thirlestane 😉 ) 5. @Kevin Carr's Gloves (half time oranges)

Let's face it, no one would have heard of Max Power were it not for his magazine.

Followed by an open letter, where you apologise to each and every fan, each team mate, each member of staff and each opponent.

Fuck all like Piers. Ewerk didn't try to tie it all into 500 words demolishing Megan Markle

They are going to hit the roof when they find out Neptune is taking the piss like that Lincoln player.

This description of the Dwarf Porridge Wog is pretty much on the button. “There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.”

He's survived a helicopter crash killing a PL owner and a pandemic that wipes tubbies. He's here forever

It’s becoming very apparent that Rafa didn’t give the steam off his piss to Edwards when he was here.

Allright, fucking Bellingham then!

BBC news Dept: Manager: "Who did the Domino's employment story?" Employee: "Me." Manager: "Great! I've had a football agent on, two of those Domino's workers were actually Sunderland football players. He says we have to pay them image rights!" Employee: "Shit! How much?" Manager: "He says 35p for each player everytime we use the image or we can buy an unlimited bundle for them both for £4.99!" Employee: "What are you going to do?" Manager: "I've got accounts to transfer him 70p."

As long as I don't have to break into a light jog delivering those oranges.

Apartheid? 🎶 Free-eeee! Anti-vac Knacka! 🎵

H/T @Meenzer

The phrase "If you're going to wind someone up make sure you've got a longer fuse than them" seems apt for him when he's on Twitter.

Luke Edwards making himself look like a fucking knacker exhibit 26,728. Firstly why bring Benitez up? The bloke never mentioned Benitez and asked a fair question, if Bruce has done such a stellar job he should be in the frame, and secondly Rafa was linked to those jobs in the past but as a journalist should know an out of work manager can also become a bit out of mind especially when the journalists are of Edwards quality. It’s so tedious, Rafael Benitez and Steve Bruce aren’t comparable, if the fans acted like Bruce was better than Benitez we’d be fucking annihilated and mocked relentlessly, but if we dislike Bruce we get bashed over the head for acting like Benitez is better.

If the result gets a mention it’ll be a minor point in a cautionary tale telling their grandchildren to avoid the place like the plague

I was bored at work last week so had a scan through RTG and they had a thread about this very thing. While there was certainly some on there talking down this shit, there was a ridiculous amount seriously blaming this for their failure to get out of that league again. Their level of self delusion is staggering. I'm sure we might have mentioned at the start of our last season in the championship that there might be a few teams who will see playing us as a massive thing but it's not something that was used as an excuse for every time we dropped points. And had we failed to go up we wouldn't have kept bleating on about it four years later!

Just the four right backs in the England squad That’s before mentioning the state of the centre halves

There are more pandemics coming. I have absolutely no doubt about that. It’s no longer a onnce-in-a-hundred years event. That is precisely because we’re destroying biodiversity. More pathogens will find their way from animal to human. This is just the beginning. *insert suicide gif of choice here*

Ancelotti leaving Everton - I'm sure the pundits will be recommending Bruce to take them to the next level.

Bring your tank mate, we'll need it at the back and it's probably more mobile than Hanley 👍

I’ve been on holiday to Scotland. However, I’ve retired from international football

Just had a browse on an Everton forum and they think they're above Benitez as well who do they think they're going to fucking get like

Especially as Benitez has in fact been linked to all those jobs… In Germany we used to call things like this a “Winklhofer” https://fb.watch/5SbQ8XRupE/

It’s fucking mental they’re still going on about this “cup final” shite. They could sort of argue it was happening first season down (despite it not being the case) but they’re going to be in their fourth season in that league man, they’re third tier regulars at this point ffs, most of the teams will be playing them for the 7th or so time. They can argue the sides coming up from League two see them as a scalp (as they would any of the top half sides) but howay ffs if they’re already trying to find excuses for not beating league two sides they can’t think they’re a massive side.

The argument is sound provided we weren’t talking about Mike Ashley. The bloke will make out that the club is completely penniless and basically needs to get a loan to fund a £10m transfer budget. Cant fucking wait until the cunt doesn’t own Newcastle United, whenever that is.

Yeah, it was right at the start of the pandemic and it made perfect sense. I can’t remember which source it was from. More credible and convincing than the Chinese lab conspiracy and also explained the increase in similar cases in recent years - bird flu, swine flu, Ebola etc

I will defend to the death my right to fuck animals and ingest their pathogens and you and the woke left can do nothing to stop me.

Can he ever? Looks like an extra from Braveheart as well

Me either. 04:00 wake up this morning. I'm not sure about anything.

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

Ok, I’m in

We definitely have £45m, we've got loads of cash. Plus Ashley is one of those Billionaires who made a shit ton thanks to the pandemic. Willock isn't debt, he's an asset, one that's likely to increase in value from £25m as the football world recovers from the pandemic.

Bollocks. He'll probably rip the piss out our midfield but he'll never get past, eh, what's his name... Grant Hanley?

Agreed. Not continuing to threaten her with defaulting after she announced her situation would have been better too though

Social anxiety is a real fucking pain and I understand her position. Given that I have similar issues I could see myself hypothetically attempting to handle it the same way, but ultimately I have had to accept in life that sometimes you have to suck it up a bit or you can't move forward. If the world changed to be more accommodating of people who have social anxiety/depression then that would be fantastic, but we're not there yet. Hopefully the whole thing will help to expand the conversation in this space anyway. She seems to have done what she needs to do, so good for her.

Who the fuck is that cunt? 🤔

Sorry I'm bored

Pretty shameful outcome. Families deserved some kind of closure and this will only the embolden the bigots. To this day I still know people (bigots, rather) that won't accept the result of the Hillsborough enquiry and just default to "what about Heysel?" if you press them on it. Rest of the country would do well to follow Liverpool's lead and boycott those Murdoch shitrags like.

Yeah yeah, we believe you

Trying to get my daughter to sign up to the free after-school volleyball sessions which have now become active at her school. ( She loves volleyball and is pretty damn good at it).… “ Are you going to have a crack at this volleyball club, Petal?” ” No Dad, none of my friends are doing it.” ” So? If you sign up you’ll make new friends, can’t be bad,eh?” ” YOU DONT MAKE NEW FRIENDS AFTER YEAR 9, DAD!” I mean, she’s not wrong, but still…

At the risk of sounding like a snowflake, it should stop for everyone who is only doing it for show, but continue for those who feel strongly about it?