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Deader than Eriksen's chances of playing in Denmark's next match. (Am I doing this right?)

I thought he could've maybe ran it off? Tsk, modern players today! A heart attack never stopped former German U-boat commander and Huddersfield keeper, Hans Offme-Chest.

cunt.

We took the West Bank. 7/6/67. Took the bastard good and proper.

If @Rentonwas a broadcaster.

#girls #richenergy #beardlikeagorillasarsehole #nowayisheshaggingeitherofthem

He owed that to the efforts of his physio Justin Zenickov-Time. I’ll see meself out.

Jermaine Jenas. I’d rather eat a shit smoothie than listen to his forced “thoughtful pundit” bullshit.

Bravehearted YP

Fraser on. C’mon the Porridge… boys ( for the snowflake)

Looks like a clip from his latest dance therapy session, the bearded twat.

Probably gutted if you got a ticket from beyond lunchtime on the first day. The ECB needs to sort out this saving players - they won't be ready when the time comes due to a lack of cricket (which will of course be the excuse)

Yeah but apart from being man of the match and setting up the winning goal he was utter dogshit.

Man of the match, wasn’t he?

My mam was on text earlier today telling me she hoped I was gonna boo them when they took the knee. Then raging about how they don't wear poppies but they can do this. Certifiable. I think she was just copying and pasting from the Daily Mail. She loves calling me a lefty Guardianista.

😂 At least I'm blaming the right person.

They were always going to come out with absolute bollocks, same as how they claim it’s because them kneeling is some Marxist revolutionary movement just a bunch of racist little Englander wankers. I’m sure when Marcus Rashford is driving his customized Range Rover into the drive way of his Cheshire mansion he’s day dreaming about a massive Marxist revolution in the UK, or is it more likely he wants to highlight the horrible abuse he, and many others, suffer from very likely the same Neanderthals that are booing a peaceful gesture.

Here's the kid in the 2019 election....... Getting beat. Like his team.

I mean you're just spectacularly proving my point Thompers. Posting offensive shite in an attempt to look edgy. Which is hard when you've told everyone on here you live in your mams spare room and struggle to maintain an erection

Have to quote this which was in reply to the original tweet.

Fair enough, cunt it is then. Have at it gents.

Gan canny on Quiff lads- we’ve all got a fairly dark sense of humour on here, Quiff’s just massively misread the room- we’ve all done it at some point. It’s not his fault, all those years inhaling smog on Teeside have fogged his brain 😉

It’s the Finnish fans singing his first name and the Danish fans responding with his surname. Nice.

If it was renamed Newcastle and Sunderland airport, it would make both cities, and the region in general, look small time as fuck.

They had an airstrip at Washington, but then they built a fuckng factory on it. I think our official response should be “Get fucked”.

The airport thing really fucking bugs them. The airport is just outside the city centre of Newcastle and is intended to service the city, just because their hovel is so worthless it didn’t require an airport doesn’t mean they can just lump in with ours. Their whole argument about it not being Newcastle airport as it’s Ponteland is absurd, where the fuck do they want the planes to land? Northumberland street? Thick mackem cunts

But were subsequently deemed too hideous

Fun fact, images of the crowds at the Stadium of Plight were used by the art team when working on the design for the orcs in the Lord of the rings trilogy.

What the fuck is that... it looks like something out of LOTR.

I have said it numerous times that him having experienced what this could be like makes his behaviour even more inexcusable. It is actually even worse that he might actually still care about the club but is happy to be a meaningless stooge. There also the numerous lies he tried to feed fans and attempts to twist the truth like explaining why cup runs are not good for the club etc.

Some of these anonymously club sources basically saying that he he lets the phone ring and won't answer it. I mean, the real life and the parody are so blurred it's almost as if we know more about NUFC than your average dickhead from talkdrivel?

John Gibson could be alright I thought. Obviously had that cliched local paper way of writing but he was better than Alan Oliver. I wouldn’t be taking any fashion advice off either of them like. What a pair of fucking clips they were

I think I had more respect for Charnley when I thought he had little or no autonomy tbh. The only good thing I can think of is his involvement with local food banks.

Gibbo and Freddie Fletcher in the 90s...... Ryder and Charnley now.

That’s one of the worst takes I’ve ever heard, basically says if you brought in a player close to Wilson’s level they’d want to start every week which would create issues, aka competition for places within a squad something any decent club should aim to create, instead Ryder insists you have to create your squad with players who will accept sitting on the bench.

Sean Ryder is looking even worse than the other day- is he ok, hun?

Thanks for posting that HMHM. What a shambles of a club and bunch of cunts running it.