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Decent reply to Edwards

Our cat is a wee dick like, I can't stand him but since our neighbours have been really vocal about how much they hate cats I've been seriously considering getting another one.

Chris Grayling btw

Does your mullah know that you're out?

I'd have Di Lorenzo from them and Spinazzola from Roma if he's fit yet? (Eeeee, look at me getting all transferey and thinking big). @Antchange the lads name to tinofbeans, man. It's doing my head in.

You want to get on it, it's right up your street. Michael Caine plays an army man fighting a band of savages.

Toontastic Translation Blastronaut/KCG - Heid the baw Fish - Moon touched chap Wykki - Not Right in t'head, that one Robin Robin/Toonotl - Flamin' drongo Everyone else - heed the baal

Clemence and Agnew gone now. RIP the Steves.

“ Sorry mate, that’s a £50 cleaning charge.…”

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"And remember, just because he's buying you dinner, doesn't mean you owe him anything"

Have you heard his podcast- Walker Waffle?

Is he from a good family?

Found it. He didn't do too bad. 👍

My youngest really, really wants one. But I'm allergic. I mean anaphylactic level allergic. I spent a night at Mrs Rents parental house when they were away back in the dawn of time. She had a protective rough collie called Tommy who obviously fucking hated me. Any time I went near her it barked its head off, shedding a plume of fur which made me sneeze, which it took as me barking back, and a growling stand off ensued (he was better at it). He was quite a scary fucker tbh and his breath stunk. By the next morning my asthma was so bad I could barely crawl out the door, my lips went blue. He thought he had won. But he died a year later so I had the last laugh.

Look at yee, ya dirty great trequartista

This fucking retard brings shame to the Canid family. If he went up against an amoeba in an IQ test he’d have his arse handed to him.

I love this excuse. You can always just go for a walk yourself you know. Go where you like. Not have to put up with your dog sniffing every other dogs' arse, worried about it being attacked or attacking another dog or cat, getting hassled by people and having to do small talk, and, most of all, not having to pick up its shit, literally. As for the point about loving something that's going to die, well that's why you should try where possible to love things that will outlive you. Children and trophy wives*. * Too late for me to follow this advice now.

Being me is more excellent for your mental health to tbh. It wouldn't be fair if I got more mentally well

Yeah, why love something if it's going to die at some point?! Don't cat owners have to clean out their pets shit from a little tray that they keep INSIDE THE FUCKING HOUSE??

Aye but look at him though. He's the absolute daddy.

I didn't realise Renton was of Asian heritage

I'm going to take it as a compliment.

Kate Stewart is a twitter account created by some Saudi character to influence public opinion, create good vibes, influence etc.... Steve Wraith claims to have met Kate herself when it would strongly appear that Kates physical manifestation is a short stocky gadge with a tea towel round his head

Maybe it was a Fake Taxi and it all got out of hand.

Well you prefer the left wing and you are partial to a Chinese takeaway...

I feel very attacked.

CT would’ve done the same. Probably would’ve left ABBA playing for good measure as well

Let’s hear it for (some) cabbies.

When Dean Smith, coach driver, took over Steve Bruce, manager’s Aston Villa they were 15th in the championship. What does Bruce have on people!?

That last Abraham goal. Sign him.

No. I'm aware there's hypoallergenic dogs and cats around, but it's like asking someone with a peanut allergy to eat something that "may contain nuts" and cross your fingers. Also all the other reasons we've gone through. Who do you think would end up picking up the shit? The little twats won't even clear out their guinea pigs, who would probablybecome a meal for the dog anyway. Fuck that, life's hard enough.

My dog doesn't shed. Surely even a fairy like you can cope with one of these non-shedder types. Anyway I'm sure there's no link between your youngest's desperation for a puppy and her father's almost certain death in the event that she gets a puppy.

Moon touched chap

Yup

BTW, I found myself reading this post 7 times, slowly, yesterday.

I know I've used that quote a few times now, from the end of Chernobyl, but I really believe it's true. Johnson's debt to the truth is off the scale now, he has nowhere left to run or hide, including in a fridge or Nothimbrian hospital. Whether he'll be accountable for the damage he's done is another thing. I don't believe in karma unfortunately.

An excellent last sentence. A++ post, would read again

But Who's Buying?

"So news now emerging that the PM is going to include the assassination of all UK citizens with taches as part of their no deal brexit strategy. What do you think of it, passer-by?" Malcolm: "Will, err, oi think wy should just, err, kind of get on with it to by honest and err, just, err leave." "And you still support him?" Malcolm: "Err, spose so. Him and the Villah, obviously! Lol!"

The other reason it should be done quickly is so that, if at all possible, we have deals in place and players arriving at the start of January. The extra few matches could make all the difference come the end of the season.

4 corners of the Earth, obviously.

Figured it out quicker than CT though I suppose.

Tbh I don’t think the PIF are going to particularly arsed about making a loss on players from the previous regime. You can’t sportswash with shite players.

Now to take a sip of my coffee.

How many times is that poor bloke going to have to answer questions about turning down that whiskey-nosed, porridge goblin?