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Elsewhere, Watford cheating to victory over home of the Spitfire by playing a manager they didn't have at the start of the season.

@wykikitoon

These arseholes have spent the last 19 years heaping praise on Abramovich's Chelsea, and just enjoying the ride, asking precisely ZERO questions of managers or anybody else at the club about its ownership. And now we've got dickheads calling today "football's game of shame". Well if it is, you cunts have been willing participants in the shame for the last 19 years. Abramovich didn't just become a crook overnight, you arseholes. Our ultimate owners are horrendous. We know. But we see you proudly queuing up to ask Eddie Howe awkward questions, or tweet about how your clever mate asked him, and telling us its your responsibility now, when you've done nothing of the sort for any other club's ownership. Just fuck off you boring sanctimonious dweebs.

We were absolutely robbed. I can’t wait to see Chelsea freefall, cunts to a man.

Tuchel just looks like an old charver. With his cap and his skinny tracky b's. I bet he tucks his pants into his socks and shoplifts packs of bacon on his way home from the match.

We need a separate thread for all this shite. If people want to talk about it, they can talk about it there. I'm not saying we should turn a blind eye but it's nothing to do with today's match, and I'm bored of hearing from these clever cunt journalists who've said fuck all about Abramovich for the last 19 years, suddenly discovering their conscience.

First choice midfield since the turn of the year has been Shelvey, Willock & Joelinton. Not one of them played today and still we gave as good as we got in the middle. Cannot and should not be understated.

NUFC Fans hahaha class 'He's coming for you, Mike Ashley is coming for you'

What's blue and can't sing? Blue

*you’re

Ziyech can fuck off as well. Cunt was whinging the whole match. In fact it's pretty much a where's waldo game to find a Chelski player who isn't some variety of cunt.

Hope Burn smashes through the interview set here and brays Havertz in the head with a chair

Interviewing Havertz after the match. I'll be very surprised if he's not a 300 year old vampire.

Excellent performance. You look at their squad versus ours on paper and we were every bit as good as them on the pitch and they won via a very dodgy referee.

I’d take the same again second half.

Holt can fuck off as well the fat tongued nonce. Used to lick Chelsea’s ballon knot until last week

Fans of both clubs ability to impact either of those things, zero

Compared to the totally balance view of the below tweet he retweeted: I have no issue with articles about our ownership, the greater issue of owners like them being involved in football etc etc. But the constant snide attacks at our fan base, either via articles or from some of these journalists having digs in the comments, along with this absurd practice of asking Howe about events can all get in the sea. I don’t know what they want or expect Howe to say? And I’m also not having Miguel fucking Delaney question Howe working for who he works for when Delaney works for a paper that’s majority ownership is split between a Russian Oligarch and a Saudi Arabian with close links to the house of Saud. It’s also disrespectful to Howe tbh. It’s also not went amiss the way they are framing Howe’s non-answer as deflection, whereas Tuchels fucking non answer is being hailed as some masterclass of what to say given the “difficult and situation Tuchel is in” - never mind that the exact same attacks re who he works for that are levelled at Howe also apply to Tuchel. Personally I think they’re just being dishonest, and pathetic. As Alex said this is purely borne from jealousy. They’ll disguise it as “important” to raise but if this is really their aim why are they constantly baiting? I agree with Isegrims point that our fanbase shouldn’t defend the owners, I agree wholeheartedly but a lot of these journalists are goading and pushing for that reaction. I’m not saying it’s the right retort, but it’s something they angle for and if you read comments at times these journalists get genuinely nasty towards the fans the way any jealous fan would. If their intention truly is to educate, avoid sportswashing, and stop people from defending the actions of Saudi Arabia etc they wouldn’t be acting in this manner. By making it into the black and white issue they make it (as in the “you should stop supporting Newcastle, that’s the only appropriate response” craic) and then attacking people for supporting their team, then essentially saying “if you support Newcastle you may as well have executed those people yourself”, it’s backing people into a corner where the mental gymnastics to excuse and lessen what SA do happens. Again not excusing people that defend SA in any way, or put on SA flags etc but a lot of the Journalists can fuck right off acting like their intentions are well meaning.

Who’d have thought it’d be March 13th by the time we registered our first defeat of the calendar year? And that it would take Chelsea robbing us of a result. In Howe we trust

I am fine with journalists pointing the fingers at the poor records of Saudi Arabia regarding human rights and to bring it on the table. It shouldn’t be brushed under the table and it’s something journalists have to do to make sports washing not successful. I just don’t want our fans start to endorse these kind of things. But I don’t know what a manager is supposed to say about things like executions in a different country? Well, thinking about it he just should have said that he doesn’t believe in the merits of capital punishment unlike the home secretary.

Can’t really fault that performance too much. Howe really has got us organised. It’s nice to see a manager who can be arsed with tactics. They were ok but I don’t think Longstaff or Lascelles are cut out for the level we aspire too.

Considering the rotation squad, we fought pretty well. There wasn't much they did better than us. We could have gotten 1 point or even 3 points. The penalty was robbed by the sucker ref and VAR. I appreciate my team for their effort.

Blaming Burn for being too tall, the Nosferatu looking cunt.

Good. I mean this in the best possible way. You're gutted because we lost 1-0 away to Chelsea, playing our B side, aided by a fucking corrupt referee, a travesty of a result. But this shows you how far we have come. And whilst we are on the up, they are facing oblivion.

The bloke on Radio Newcastle just said “time to head back to the stadium of light for Chelsea against Newcastle”. Then they return to an already restarted second half after some fucking pointless extended interview with some local ice hockey player. And we pay these cunts £159 a year.

Going in with a elbow and then complaining about it. He is very lucky to be still on the pitch.

Like how we’ve all been saying “we’ll do these” and then you look at their team and the sobering reality kicks in

I just spotted an albino Dalmatian it was the least I could do to help

And the thing is with these sanctimonious cunts of journalists is that they are adamant that any success that Newcastle has cannot be allowed to reflect well on the nation of Saudi Arabia. But every misdeed of Saudi can instantly be painted onto Newcastle United. Make your fucking mind up.

HAS. HE. FUCK. No mention of sports washing or human rights when the Saudis were rumoured to be interested in Man United.

It’s because we’re fucking rich. That’s the problem. That’s not excusing our owners, it’s just the facts of the matter. In terms of why cunts like Holt (who covered a World Heavyweight title bout in Saudi Arabia without bringing any of this up) are now kicking up a fuss. Nailed on if it was Man Utd they’d be more concerned with how it revived the Manchester rivalry.

Got fuck all to say apart from fucking ROBBED.

Okay, we need to get over this. Howay against free fall Everton. Whilst I normally fucking hate @Gemmill being right, I'm fully with him on this now. Wykiki, do your stuff, but you're on a warning mind.

Crooked cunts

I got it in 3, thick cunt.

Another cunt committing a clear foul and then complaining. Cunts

And MBS is head of a country that has just committed mass murder on its citizens. Neither is acceptable, but as fans (us and Chelsea), we have no determination in this. I will always support NUFC, whoever the owner is. But I won't be part of condoning what happens in Saudi and I won't hesitate to criticise them. To be honest though, I've been to SJP about 6 times since our takeover. I've never witnessed any support of our owners other than one person with a tea towel on his head. Let's keep it that way. Going to enjoy the match build up now. Also going to get pissed as it's been such a shit month for me and need the outlet. Ignore the rest if my posts today!

Sorry Alex, it was a little trap for Craig. Wasn’t expecting anyone caught in the crossfire

The answer here then is neither does Abromivich. Which is obviously nonsense. Let's not sweep the deplorable human rights of Saudi under the carpet here. Recognise it, condemn it, but don't let it affect the support we have for our club. What Saudi have done is disgusting.

Piss off you wanker.

How fucking passive agressive can you get? Might as well not have bothered with the overly patronising first paragraph when you read into the bilious nonsense that followed it. Nobody gives a fuck bonny lad, this is an NUFC forum so fuck knows what your 'skate-baity' arse is doing in here. Your manager irrationally got his knickers in a twist about the fact we'd have an opportunity to strengthen. You're damned fucking right we're going to tear him apart on that given Everton, who also also had a game postponed against us because of COVID have had to play us twice since January and haven't whined once. He's going on like it was done deliberately and that we welcomed it - far from it on all counts. You come on here bleating about the fact the Spitfire was built there (even though the majority were built in Castle Bromwich) like it makes some difference on the football pitch. As for the maritime heritage, are you seriously trying to educate north easterners about that? And then you sign off with 'Good luck'? Fuck off, and take 'Poundland Klopp' with you

This shit is horrible like. I will never support MBS unless he massively changes his behaviour. But also I'm never going to stop supporting my club. The sooner SA is dragged into the 21st century the better.

This one has cracked me up - 'unsanction our club'. How long before they get a crowdfunding campaign going?