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We should sign this kid, it would be like winning a cup.

Going a Newcastle match? Mag behaviour

Aye, it's all very

The highlight of Hendrick's NUFC career was standing next to me in Sainsburys and still looking the trampiest.

Casey is the best in the bizz, not only does he have contacts in nearly every department as well as the boardroom at NUFC but now he has his narks in the local schools. After years of loitering around school playgrounds, being chased away for “being a fucking nonce” it has finally paid off - he won’t name the player mind as he has a code, he just posts what is essentially a useless bit of information even if there was the most remote shred of truth to it.

Too soon, no age that.

But not going to a Sunderland match is very much MLF behaviour.

Diehard MLF is Declan.

Aye, I can’t wait for us to sign the next *checks notes*, no I’m getting nothing.

It's a very obvious desperate grab for attention, and yet...

Went to RHS Bridgewater in Manchester yesterday for a wander about. Stunning place. Went for a pee. There was only cubicles, not an issue. i am stood having a pee and a bloke was in one cubicle shouting at his mate in the other. 'The only reason they have cubicles is because of Transgender people, I've no problem with Transgender people, it's them activists'. I finish, wash up go out. He comes out and starts banging on about it to his wife. He saw me chuckling and then asked me my thoughts. I just said, 'I like my new penis' and walked off

It was meant to be Johnny Peacock that was featuring but Pistorious was also in the shot. Peacock has asked to he removed from the video though. If Pistorious asked to he removed, that really would be funny.

This shit is so petty it’s nearly funny.

Has he been at Pep's medicine cabinet? Would certainly explain his sudden upturn in form.

ive never denied being a selfish cunt.

This surly has to go down has his biggest act of desperation going?

If she thinks that honour smells odd she's going to get her tiny mind blown when she sees some of the others given out especially by Johnson.

You're also behind 14 CTs

I give that cake half an hour before you've absolutely demolished it.

He's that big he makes Joe look small

If his agent is as good as he thinks he is then he’ll have negotiated extra lumbar support for Ekitike’s seat on the bench.

How did the seat smell?

Your family are genuinely harsh.

@Polarboy @Dr Gloom I don't think he can play all three attacking positions. I think he is a player who can very well drop to the wing to download the game (preferably to the left wing), but I don't see him as an attacker out there, as in his day, let's say, it could be Henry. I can't compare him to Ekitike because I've never seen the Frenchman play. In my opinion, the best situation for Isak would be to be a solo player up front, sending long balls and waiting for others to arrive from the second row. That is to say, I think he is a player that we could have taken advantage of very well between 2017 and 2021, but now with Howe we may be going to play something else. If we play Isak alone up front, he could help other players with good arrival, but surely we would need guys like Joelinton, St Maximin, Bruno, Willock or the player who is going to play on the right wing to put up a good number of goals. It is true that Isak scored many goals in a bad team like Willem II, but the truth is that except for that year, he has not been a good finisher. If he ends up improving in that aspect, I do think he would be a very good signing even for 50M

the labour club does a good vodka and diet coke

I've shown elsewhere that FFP for the PL aren't going to slow us down much. We could theoretically spend hundreds of millions. Like you say though, it does make sense to keep some of that wiggle room available. My point is just that, Isak and Diaby are two excellent players, we could afford to get them both this window without falling foul of FFP and maintaining some wiggle room for January. However, if we hold off, there's no guarantee that they'd be available/interested in January, or next summer. And you run the risk of there not being a better alternative available at that time.

Especially your only friend.

"Newcastle would need to spend almost their entire remaining transfer budget to sign the Real Sociedad and Sweden forward" he won't let this one go will he?

I fucking detest him but while he’s a sociopath he’s not ideologically driven (because he doesn’t have an ideology) like some of the other nutters. You could argue they wouldn’t have that majority anyway but I think loads of them could’ve got a 50 seat + majority at the last election just by making it about Corbyn and Brexit. It’s scary to think what some of the current contenders could do / would’ve done

Tbh if his train gets in at 1 and it's 3 o'clock kickoff I doubt he wants to fanny on with Ouseburn/Wylam Brewery

He'll have gone for a piss

There's no way in a million years that a school leaks to anyone who has registered or even enquired about their kids going there. Aside from a GDPR breach, it's a child protection issues as well. The school would be shut down quicker than you could say "Sean Casey is now tracking kids."

Fairly obvious they’re the junior partners (without trying to stoke the pointless ‘biggest club’ debate). It means that if we have any young players they get experience of playing in front of big crowds and potentially in Europe. The SPL standard might not be great but for those two reasons I mentioned it’s arguably better than sending them out to English lower league clubs. A proper relationship allows for more support etc for the players and it’s also in Rangers’ interests to look after / develop the player so we keep sending them. It’s nice to see a bit of strategy after the scattergun, just loan them to anyone interested approach.

i got one in the leazes l4v row g, ive had the same seat in there about 6 times now, ive almost convinced meself it's mine! delighted to get it to be honest, it's literally 3 rows behind where me mate that i travel up with sits. he had a massive stroke about 9 years ago and only got his driving license back a couple of years ago. i worry about him doing a 560 mile round trip when he's travelling alone. very surprised to be honest that seat wasn't one which was made available as a season ticket.

MYP

I dunno, there's just something making me want to trust DAN FUCKING ASHWORTH over EFUCKINGWERK.

A grim snapshot into life on the breadline.

I genuinely thought that was Gayle.

Reported

aye mate, I'd gathered that. to be honest I don't think I've been logged out since I first listened to a john anderson match commentary about 8 years ago, otherwise I'd be well at the front of the queue by now! good luck to you too.

Perfect

Although Declan has a point. There is definitely something special about that club.

He wasn’t the hero anyone asked for, but he’s the one we got.

Funnily enough, their lack of a large Championship contingent in their squad is why they’ll get relegated

If it ends up Morduant v Sunak, the Morduant camp just need to set up a photo off them side by side, she’s 6 foot tall evidently and he definitely isn’t. Kill his bid in one snap.