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In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag the lion sleeps tonight Near the landfill, the minging landfill, the lion sleeps tonight Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they?

This cunt wants his dad to drive. I'm fucking telling you!

I’d also suggest slightly rotating the pitch, it’s currently about 150° from north to south. Putting it at 120° would create more room to build at either end, and has nothing at all to do with the direction of Mecca from Newcastle. Nothing at all

I don't think much of your signature, but the rest is good. Did you get a response yet?

I've got a whole host of people with varying disabilities who I can call on to be my personal chauffeur. they think I befriend them out of kindness. they're wrong.

It’s just a way to appease some and to make it applicable to European competition law. They know that UEFA and national Associations will resist a new competition but they do bank on a Bosman style ruling to get the competition they do need financially working. It is the result of decades of overspending and circumvent financial regulations to keep their dominant position and the status quo. I used to admire Barca for their football principles and how to play the game but I won’t shed a tear if the club ceases to exist.

As the smallest capacity stand, and the one with restrictions on any future increase in size, it would probably make sense to convert the East stand in to an all-standing section. You would increase capacity, give the whole east side an injection of atmosphere, and create superb fan-division with the old cunts sat there whinging like bitches about being moved. I see nothing but wins all round.

Hurst looks like he’s not sure if he wants to be Dave Lee Travis or Noel Edmonds

Inert Bacharach, more like

Danish Blewwww

In the bewk?

Make it out of diamonds 👍🏻

I had an ST in the East stand best part of 10 years. It was great tbh. It's actually two tiered, well two concourses anyway, and was really easy to get food/drink in it. And as good view as the corporate opposite which costs thousands. Wish now I'd stayed there. As for the clientele, aye, there was no atmosphere but then that was a problem for the whole ground under Ashley. Who was it that said we could solve the light blocking problem with LT by making the stand out of pure glass? So how about a vertical two-tieredstand made out of pure glass (incuding the toilets)?

Is this your work Rosco? Cos if it isn't, then I'm sorry but it's absolutely the worst fucking thing I've heard. Worse than foxes fucking. If it is your work, then it is absolutely the worst fucking thing I've heard. Worse than foxes fucking. And I'm not sorry.

Get him in the bewk

On the river, where they used to eat the crisps

Seen this today….is it a sign? 👀

Mmm, bhuna.

For crisps, just make sure you eat salt and vinegar (or cheese and onion if you've got any 20 year old packets). Cheese slice wrappers are transparent normally so no problem there either marra.

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I mean ranking by the ranking system that lead them to split the application process into stages. I'm not knocking anyone who has less away points than me, or more than me, I'm not and have never knocked anyone who made the decision to ditch their ticket under the previous owner and I am not knocking young people who simply haven't had the opportunity to grow a history. Everyone has their own circumstance and I've been fortunate enough to have had a dad who took me to the match as soon as I would go (he'd have taken me earlier if I'd shown any interest) and buy me a season ticket at a time when not many people bothered with them. Not everyone is so fortunate and it doesn't make them less of a supporter. My only issue was that it's a joke to decide on an allocation system and then not follow it. Allowing the potential for people in a lower section to just get lucky ahead of other who had qualified for an earlier section. If you are going to do that, you may as well just make it an open ballot for all of the sections. They do seem to have missed a gaping hole in their process with the situation Renton is in. I can understand them saying that if you have a child who's in section 4 or lower that you can't bring them forward to a pre ballot section, as that has the potential to be abused. But to not allow it in the reverse is horrendous planning.

It’s between new year and summer wedding seeeeysons, so the marras are all saving/planning.

Why would we want to copy what the Mackems have?

Infinity pools of piss. You’d get a RIBA award for that alone.

It’s Real, Barca and Juve who are behind this and they can fuck off and go bankrupt iyam.

Hopefully they’ll incorporate a mosque to rile all the right people

The Man United flags Once more confirming that Sunderland’s favourite team is whoever Newcastle is playing

They score with 4 minutes left on the clock, giving them a realistic chance to equalize and take the game to pelantys. But 80% of their magnificent, unrivalled, famous, lovable ‘support’ has fucked off to AJ’s Bar or wherever they go for their on draft Galahad, leaving them no real actual support in the ground. Imagine being one of their players and knowing how well they are supported. Pride of the North East.

Half of that is Ferguson’s bar bill that they’re still paying off.

dear hmhm, I acknowledge you've written to my majestic self. shame you didn't tell me you were packing in a season ticket, I have loads and like to collect them, especially the ones that were dispensed with during times of conflict with the previous owner, they're my favourites. I'm not sure what I can do to help you to be honest, we did promise to lobby the club for those who packed in season tickets at the time of benitez leaving to have their loyalty points reinstated, but didn't bother in the end. far to busy selling jigsaws don't you know? anyway, could I interest you with a trip to london on one of my lovely buses? once you get there I can then sell you a ticket for my swanky do in kings cross where I'll be recalling my interviews with football pundits and my special friendship with the daily mail. not only that, charlotte will be there, preening her hair and occasionally pouting. it'll be great. lots of love. his royal highness, alex hugh magill hurst.

Indeed. Everyone knows it's Waffa.

Here's a classic bit of #mackemlogic. Litter is a problem. Rather than jst not dropping it, disguise it! Brilliant!

Different rules for the mags.........now what could that mean🤣

Trending on RTG today. What a time to be a mackem: Anger at fans leaving early. Litter on the breeze. Fulham fans are small time. No special friendship. Mitrovic, geordie tosser apparently. And ManU flag, for Diallo apparently.

Speaking of Mitrovic, nice bit of completely unchallenged casual racism on RTG:

Wayah marra it was well woth gaan 2 nil doowin just to see that Maggie coowint fall doowin. FTM

And we don't need any more fan division as I'm in the mood to kill.

If they need the Glazers out there's not a word in existence that adequately encapsulates the magnitude of our prior requirement to remove Ashley from the club.

The bint laughing like Nelson from the Simpsons at Mitro falling as they go two down. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

love that idea i think they'll have to stick some corporate seats in the east stand too - you get a great view there - and you surely can't put them in any gallowgate redevelopment. a new row of prawn sandwhich boxes with the standing section below would be hilarious

Bewwwwww! Bewk him!

Aesthetically that would look shit mind, even if it were possible. Listen, our owners are loaded, let's dismantle Leazes Terrrace brick by brick and relocate it in Jeddah.