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Here’s a song for him:

Dave straight in with the defensive/attacking first reply there Is there a new name we can give this generic message board character type? “El Dafttwattio” 🤔

Nice idea, but you forgot the red top rule allowing for a subjective decision should it benefit a team playing in red

I dunno, 'Alex' is pretty spot on.

Speeded up by the magedia obviously

'Higer than a Neil?'

Memories. Waited outside the Coliseum in Whitley Bay with a mate pestering random couples to let us pretend we were with them, to get us in to see Million Years BC which we did. RIP Raquel.

Quite poignant for me this, as she was my Old Man’s favourite actress. I remember him getting quite animated about how religious she was, which was odd since he was an atheist, but he did mention, regularly, that she was a “massive baptist”. Anyway, I’ve got her role in One Million Years BC to thank for my lifelong interest in… … palaeontology.

Arsenal have been top since game 3, I think. They'll not be able to cope with this. They've got Man City away to cope with and then they've got to bring their sorry arses back up to SJP for another shithousing clinic. It's OVER.

More no block than low block (you can have that one for the podcast, fish)

Have a look through that thread on twitter, it's filled with luddites "why call it a half space? Isn't that just a smaller space?" No, you wilfully ignorant fuck, it's not. Fuck 'em.

Compare and contrast

Bruce made a mistake and put it upside down.

Take it up with London Weekend Television?

Reckon Fred definitely chanced his arm there like

I always wondered what she made of Fred Trueman

But at least Arsenal are winning on moral terms and don’t have their loss funded by blood money. I have always wanted to visit Rwanda btw must be a lovely country. Do Emirates fly there?

Still fairly pissed off at the club's handling of the Wembley tickets, but its quite touching to see there's a 150 odd post thread on the situation on the SMB - since this morning. And this is definitely worth a thread. I'll definitely need to watch this programme and freeze frame it at this exact moment. FTM marras.

And lose

Cunts using Excel or Access for data. Amateurs.

If the SMB had a Belta Minge Thread

My fault apparently. Me, the Bill Gates of Walker.

It must be nice playing against sides with don't press or mark.

Saw the clip of one of their goals at QPR on twitter where they were waxing lyrical about it, aye it was an ok move, but fuck me. I thought it must be a slow motion replay, it was at like at walking pace. This can't be full speed, can it ??

You’d certainly hope so.

Aye, I know but it sets a precedent, a player who is offside (who has not touched the ball) can be fouled and it's free kick to you. Player through, you know he's offside, just bring him down. (See Rashford v City, that was a travesty) That said offside is a farce these days where you can be offside by a fingernail, bring back the daylight rule IMO. Games about attacking intent, should be weighted towards the attacker. I also hate that a player comes back from an offside position, but receives the ball in an onside position is given as off, totally unnecessary break in play. Should be about where you receive the ball.

So foul an offside player (offside being the first offence) free kick to you ? So someone from City should have levelled Rashford when he ran 20 yards next to the ball, miles offside, before Fernandes scored.

Jesus. I wonder if he’s higher or lower than Neill was until a few month ago

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/roger-waters-rerecords-pink-floyd-the-dark-side-of-the-moon Waters has pretty much always been a cunt but, well, what a cunt roger waters is

Chelsea wasting not only a lot of money but also a huge amount of good chances and losing against Dortmund.

Go as far as possible, I reckon. Fixture mayhem for them has to good news for us.

"Shrinking" had a pretty strong first episode imo. It's AppleTV.

🎵 So, no, I don't want your credit No, I don't want to give you mine and No, I don't want to meet you in the Green Man No, I don't want none of your time and No, I don't want no grift A grifter is a twat that can't get no cash from me Hangin' out the NUFC hashtag has to get some swag Trying to holla at me..... 🎵

Twitter,. Dr I follow posted it and he "would"

How did you “just come across” that, then Toonpack Tarantino?

Sounds like 'punt'

They should be shithousing their way to a point the stupid fuckin twats

I’m almost certain that possibility has barely been considered at Referee HQ

Sorry for bringing this thread back up but a mate just called him (via text, we talk normal like). ”The count of Monte Bisto” You’re welcome

She's taking up the Steve Bruce spot whenever a manager gets sacked.

Because it's Yorkshire. You cunts are always forgetting where home is.

They should start interviewing any cops in the local area. They’re most likely to be woman murderers

At some point in the last decade 400k has gone missing from SNP coffers at the point when this is alleged to have taken place NS’s husband John Swinney the party chairman loaned the SNP 140k . He’s allegedly a “beard” ie hes there to give an air of normality to NS, who is allegedly a lesbian in hoc to various militant Trans activists some of whom are now in powerful positions in the Scottish government. Their marriage is allegedly a sham. There’s apparently a lot of gagging orders in place about this . Sturgeon’s camp of course needed to remove her predecessor who was accused of being a deviant and was found to have done various distasteful things to women he worked with but was exonerated on many other counts when the evidence was found to have been entirely fabricated. I had an exchange recently with a senior member of Salmond’s Alba party where he called English people buying property in Scotland “settlers” I asked him where the fuck he thought he lived, the West Bank? Indy would be good for the people of Scotland. Scottish nationalists of whatever stripe appear to me to be utter fuckin unredeamable cunts though cc @Kevin Carr's Gloves not you mate

Don't help the senile old twat