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The GREAT Man United, coached by the Dutch Genius have picked up only 1 point away from home against teams in the current top 9 positions. Weak as piss.

You wouldn't? I would. No way are they beating the top 3 sides. They still have an issue putting the ball int he back of the net and Newcastle and Man City currently aren't finding that a tremendous challenge. Arsenal... who knows, they can't be thinking about shooting practise because they're too busy sitting by a rainy window listening to the Dawson's Creek soundtrack. Oh, and Southampton are terrible.

He suits that club down to the ground

Although I've never heard of him I did spell his name out last week when I had an eye test.

Then you need to have a word with Luke Shaw.

I dunno like, too early to judge.

Ten Hag is such a whingeing cunt.

I don’t know, but it kills 99% of known germs.

Isegrim - Judge Dredd Gemmill - Judge Dregs HMHM - Judge Edge CT - Judge Fudge

I’m on my way

Johnson coming back and the absolute shitshow with MPs crossing the house etc.? I’m not sure I want to roll that die. I think it would be a disaster but after the last few years it might be better just to wait for the slow inevitable death of this government. I’m very much in the apathetic camp too. I think the problem is Labour will just win a large majority then do nothing in terms of electoral reform because they’ll argue there are other priorities etc. Some will view it as turkeys voting for Xmas too. Ironically I think it’ll kill Labour and the left in the long run. Because without voting reform you’ll get the Tories back via fptp at some point. Like post apocalyptic cockroaches. And a couple of terms of the next iteration of a Tory government will basically see us as a shite version of America. All the shortcomings without the natural resources etc

I’d have you arrested for fraud the first day as I am a prosecutor nowadays.

Eddie talking about Expected Goals in his Arsenal press conference. ONE IN THE EYE for the thick cunts on here. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Fish answering like....

Look at all these clever twats showing off their spelling prowess, have some empathy, Adam P would have to say it FFS

Longstaff out would be a big blow. Winning the midfield battle is the key and he is essential

Doubt it, sounds oriental so unlikely to be over 6ft. Where's he from ?

It would be highly satisfying if we finish above them given we only beat them at sjp because we performed above our levels

You, kinky bastards. Bruno is the one.

Has this been picked up by the super pundits lauding Ten NONCE? Nah, lets sweep that under the carpet

6'1'. He is in.

who doesn’t? He’s a sexy, sexy man

There’s no punchline. That’s the anecdote

Team Sausaged YP.

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Why’s that bloke got predator’s face on his crotch??

Oh, the absolute FEWWWWWM! if we did that.

CT fills all three categories of course.

Not sure how you've reached that verdict.

UM this morning.

I think it’s what Bill Cosby says after he’s administered the rohypnol. Zabazazoobie!

Well that sounds like a demotion to me. Bad luck Isegrim.

Hopefully celebrating the local election results.

Would be fucking great if this all sent them back into civil war trying to get Johnson back in charge.

And that was at Spurs so shouldn't count.

I’d like to see Leeds relegated, solely because Allardyce is their manager. I can’t believe we ended up with him and Bruce as our manager - not only are they pompous and useless frauds, theyre also hugely painful to look at and listen to, with massive egos I hated them before they became our manager and I hated them even more afterwards. Rotten as managers, producing rotten football and rotten as people. Ruining clubs and stealing a living since forever. Fuck Allardyce and all who sail in him (sorry Leeds).

Oops, is that illegal? I've definitely done that before. You don't tell your deliverers to push your leaflets all the way through, you pay the price!

I’ve reported myself btw

Ben White came through the academy but Ashworth was technical director for the signing of all of them apart from Burn. Its a hell of a track record

Brighton have managed to sell Trossard, Bissouma, Ben White, Dan Burn and Cucurella for £200mil, get £22mil for Potter, and somehow end up a better team. They also bought: Mitoma for £3m Caicedo for £5m Macallister for £7mil Not sure how much involvement Dan Ashworth had in all of those, but that's an insane track record!

Not sure the mrs would be up for it, but I can ask.

I didn't care who got relegated prior to a few days ago. Now I'd absolutely love for Leeds to go down with that hippo-headed fuck at the helm telling everyone all the while that he's the best manager around except Mrs. Hippohead has ordered him back into the family enclosure to save all the stress he's caused for the herd by roaming too far from the waterhole.