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Speaking of which, I think I was driving behind JK Rowling into work this morning

Finally confirmed! I’ve had hobbies last longer than this saga https://twitter.com/nufc/status/1675821818572144640?s=46&t=u7kgTqKwyWVL613Y9nGNvw

'What's the matter with you, Malcolm?" "Pride, Tracey. Pride but also concern. All the other sixtayn year olds out here in Turkey are going to the all inclusive bar and getting pints just wearing holida t-shirts tryan to look all grown up but our Jordan is just wearing his lads shirt. I couldn't ask for a better step great grandson I really couldn't. But if he gets knocked back and av gotta to get up to get ma own pint eyze makin his own way back home from Ponteyland airport, am telling ya now. FTM."

LTA having another normal one

Oxord hate Swindon I think. Luton have a strong rivalrly with Stanstead and Gatwick.

ITK Auntie nora. Why aye. 40+ pages of this shit now.

This is weird even by mackem standards. Not sure what the mag bastard did wrong here. Mackem kids, happy as Larry during the kite festival, mock a man from Newcastle, and he doesn't react. Scum. FTM.

It's easier to conduct a search if you use two hands.

Isn't Stirks where their old manager left them for?

Not much.

Like it known that the strawbz bloke on that tweet is not me

Go back to shouting at people near Grey’s monument I expect

Yers can kayep your Hiltons, hotel du vin and Malmaisons marra. Am stating at the Lemonrree for me free breakfast and slice of Kraft for the match. FTM!

Lionel Ritchie was behind the New World Order's agenda for Sunday mornings.

Someone been reading LTA's posts ?

I believe congratulations are in order, as that is somehow even worse than the stuff you usually post.

She gets my vote.

I identify as a teenage girl so all as it should be.

ronnie pickering is sound as fuck man

Motorists and cyclists are both cunts with some exceptions. I loathe driving 80% of the time.

He was admittedly not fit enough and so didn't play as much as he might have. Hopefully this sets him up for preseason.

If only there was another fanbase who had an irrational hatred of airports, they could become speshull fwends.

Fish?

FYP

See this, @ewerk? If your lot had the same kind of massive lad's balls that these massive lads fans have you'd have got your local councils to stop the 12th of July marches going through your communities quick as you can say 'didn't happen.' Nee Mag marches in South Shields with boomboxes here, marra, not on auntie Nora's watch.

is #59 they gave him a free cheese slice to take to the match?

I know you see plenty adults on their hols wearing kits anyway - so fuck? But every time I’ve been to the airport going anywhere you see whole families in Sunderland tops. But because our popularity is in the rise again their latest version of the classiest fans bullshit appears to be that Newcastle fans are the only adults you ever see wearing football tops they make something up, convince themselves it’s true then get angry about it like you say, they’re so fucking weird on RTG

“Great to see them running around together in our kits” it’s just fucking weird man, I’ve never heard Newcastle fans talk in such an odd fucking way about kids in football tops yet the weird cunts batter us for supposedly being obsessed with wearing toon tops.

Well this is embarrassing. I have exactly the same 'working in quiet solitude' outfit.

Aye, the farm sits directly above Yorkshire’s only super volcano Eebagum. It erupts every few minutes,as it’s utter radge like it’s compatriots, but because it’s in the middle of the M62 it’s too fucking Baltic and windy to actually produce lava or ash. True story

That’s not bad mate, reminds me a bit of of my old man’s favourites George Shearing & Oscar Peterson ☺️ Anyway, talking of Disco, when was the last time you saw a gatefold like this?? 🕺😀

Remember when Sunday mornings were for hangovers and recovery sex? Neither can I

That means he played for them for about 25 years

I think it must impact on your motivation a bit when you’ve gone from being almost an ever present at one club to getting virtually no time on the pitch. Especially when you’re at your peak. I’d probably take him anyway but a loan move would be perfect.

Dave from Wallsend "Get yer tits oot pet". Was that you HMHM? She's come across well as usual - sensible, fair, measured, and professional. Bridget gives me a bit of hope tbh, because I do feel we know she is genuine and the fact she is part of Starmer's cabinet is reassuring. I actually think Starmer is genuine too, although like most of us he is still too small c conservative for my liking. Bridget and co will be a huge improvement on what we have. Please people remember this next year.

Who should I report this creep touching a teenage girl to?

How Bridget. Hugo Viana - defensive mid?

That's because if cars did that, they would take up the full width of the road. Come on, think about it. 'You're cycling in the middle of the road wankers' No, we maybe close to the centre of the lane. When I am cycling with a pal I cycle side by side when it's safe. When it's also safe for me to drop in to let cars past I shall. When I am with a group we also do similar However on some road where it's tight we will stay side by side to discourage an unsafe pass. Plus on some roads, it's safer and quicker for a driver to pass a group of 8 doubled up, then a single file of 8. Like you say, it's all consideration. But there is a very large number of motorists who see cyclists and just act cunts. a lot of motorists seem to totally forget that the majority of cyclists, also have driving licenses. They also forget that its actually a mode of transport. I've been told to 'fuck off Wiggins' when cycling from home. I was once cycling home from work. My route goes up a steep climb. So naturally I am slower than a motor vehicle. It's a blind corner and the surface is wank too. I am cycling up it and further out than I normally ride, thus making a driver wait behind me. When I get around the corner, it levels off a little and the surface improves. So I moved in and waved him through as I can see it's clear. He comes along side me, opens the window and shouts at me 'fucking hell mate, all I am doing is trying to get home' Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot I'm a nobody and don't have a family or a home. Selfish entitled CUNT. A load of drivers seem happy to sit in fucking tailbacks or traffic for miles, but a cyclists slow them down for a few seconds and they go mental.

I think that quote was attributed to him from a Milan fan/journo with a grudge. I wouldn't take it as gospel especially from Albert.

Actually that's a spin off thread in public view. The main one is just them saying we adore baby rapists and 9/11 bombers on a loop. They have a new friends. This Ipswich lad has 60 reasons he loves Sunderland, the latest being he's getting a free breakfast at Sunderland. Cue many pages of mutual arse licking and slagging off Newcastle. Wtf?

Any reason why all posts with Twitter links in them have disappeared? Is this another one of Musk's plans for world domination?

Cricket explained You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in the field goes out and when he’s out comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out. Sometimes there are men still in and not out. There are men called umpires who stay out all the time, and they decide when the men who are in are out. Depending on the weather and the light, the umpires can also send everybody in, no matter whether they’re in or out. When both sides have been in and all the men are out (including those who are not out), then the game is finished.

Where do you send criminal rainbows ? Prism Just a light sentence though.

I chucked money in his charity pot as well the red suited wearing cunt