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So, with all the pain in my soul, I will be a few days without being able to enter here. Because I will consider myself non grata people. It would be like choosing mom or dad. With a little difference. I started to support Newcastle in 2005, when I was 13 years old. I do not know why. I will never know. I was just excited by the images I saw of St. James Park when the games started or when the team scored a goal. I suffered a lot that relegation year, but I still think I didn't have a Geordie soul at all. I went crazy the year in Championship trying to find streaming links from Spain. I think that by 2009 or 2010 I was already completely fascinated by the club, but not in love. It's been a long time since I've felt chills every time the team plays or I look at the calendar in case we play a game the day my friends propose another plan. And in 2019, when I was finally able to go to the stadium and I burst into tears when the players took to the field, I knew that I was truly in love and that you can love two clubs at the same time. The big difference is that with Atlético I feel the same thing but somewhat more acute and since I can remember, at 4-5 years old. That every day I enter the stadium, I cry. That every time I see an emotional video, I cry. For me, Newcastle is football. Atlético is much more. It's all my family. It is the memories of my grandfather, who passed away when I was 6 years old and was one of the first members in the club's history. It's sitting down to watch the game with my father and feeling an incredible bond. I only hope that Atlético and Newcastle never, ever cross paths. Because my love for Atleti is unmatched, but Newcastle for me is not just sympathy. Is much more. PS: Sometimes I also watch Newcastle games with my father. He unconsciously already celebrates our goals, claims fouls in our favor and gets angry with the referee when he steals from us. He doesn't know it, but he's also from Newcastle.

I hope he was a panic buy, I hope he's shit but most of all I hope we beat these cunts on Sunday mainly because of their prick of a manager. 'Endo fuckin' story'

Thisis all well and good Diego, but Atheltico were formed by MLF's marra. Are YOU a fan of massive lads?

Wykiki’s Mrs. was dripping like a fucked fridge whenever Wilson appeared, though, so there’s always balance.

You forget that their stadium is a tourist destination of some renown. Who wouldn't want to park in an industrial estate and gawp at the majestic wonder of a flat pack arena the likes of which are never seen outside of Reading, Middlesbrough, Southampton, Stoke, West Brom, Swansea, Cardiff... Then stroll around that industrial park, buy some tiles, get an MOT. Takes about an hour so if you get it in just before kick off there may be a delay on pick up as you fight your way through the exodus.

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I've been asked many, many times in various geographical locations and asked if I supported NUFC. Never once has it crossed my mind to answer by throwing down the gauntlet of "what you gonna do about it?"

I think, as a collective, Team Sausage should subtly hide sausages in match/club related pics. Here’s my first effort to get the ball rolling 10 points if you can find it.

Was always going to happen. Hope the cunt bottles it HE'S NEVER GETTING THE FALKLANDS!!!!

Mrs. W. “ Wahkikeh, luv… ah we goin’ t’match?” Wykiki -“ ‘Appen” Mrs. W. “ Will Callum be theeere?” Wykiki- “ Appen…” Mrs. W.…

It's not your first language, so I'll be kind, but your final sentence should read "But this is fucking bullshit".

He’s spot on but getting into arguments with supporters on social media isn’t worth the bother

He is spot on but am not sure if it’s a good idea to be saying stuff like this to supporters on social media. Unless he’s doing a Joey Barton and trying to create grievance as an excuse to leave the club for Real Madrid in January

Probably knew you were mates with MF?

Fat lasses are always grateful

Bewwww!

Have Sky show one of those "distance covered" stats late in the second half and find out he's on 12km despite not being subbed on

If Murphy doesn’t start this game, he should be sent out to “warm up” as close as is possible to their bench, from about 5 minutes in, for the rest of the game. “ Send him nuclear, Jacob”.

You've fucking hexed me you cunt. Trying to sort out transferring the ST from the kid to me is a fucking nightmare. Stuck in a physical queue at the box office,.useless cunts!

Noelie'dYP 🙂

Why shouldn't I? They do.

Don’t forget the Pewl where they go for their once-a-decade bath.

MF would / has / maybe

Someone told me gullible was taken out of the dictionary this morning

I suppose when you dont move further than your mam and dad's attic, or the local playground if you're on a glue bender, the concept of people moving around is hard to grasp

Scary if it is. Who wants to go to NO and find out?

Come on lads, get the basics right. Check their twitter name before being sucked in.

This is getting the shithousing in early, taking shithousing to another level. NUFC are the shithousers extraordinaire.

What are they complaining about? The new away dugout looks great.

Post #410 of a thread which opened with the OP wanting to brick a pub because it displayed an NUFC mural. Aye marra,.I think you may be a bit biased.

surprised you’ve heard of it.

Won’t be.

We pretty much have the maximum 25 players for our squad excluding the likes of Fraser, Hayden and Hendrick and even if we shift anyone else out I can't see it bringing in enough to allow us to recruit anything other than a loan to meet FFP.

If we get a Spanish club I hope it is Athletico Madrid. I’ve been to Barca twice and it was shit both times, Real are fuckin hateful, Sevilla would be ok but I’ve never been to Madrid and I think the Eddie & Simeone love in would be great

Post of the decade

https://x.com/nocontextfm1/status/1693935162210299989?s=46&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw

Shes loving it! She has even said she wants to go to a game

The concept of moving to Sunderland is hard for me to grasp tbf.

There are several suggestions in the thread that the only likely UK destination for Greenwood is us and of course not a club who previously knowingly supported and played a nonce That level of cognitive dissonance is why I would rejoice if the place was nuked.

Listen, a middle-aged bloke was sat watching a Newcastle match in the pub with his wife. The pub was full of Newcastle fans, one of whom asked this bloke if he was a Sunderland fan. He said ‘Yes, what are you going to do about it?’ The person who asked and all his mates moved to another table. That was the end of it and it was exactly what went down. It’s a bit like on Eastenders or whatever when an altercation ends the exact moment someone is bundled out of the pub and the door is closed. No comeback, no putting the windows out, no returning with a group of mates. That’s real life, marra. FTM

Of course it's boring, you fucking morons aren't the target audience. You already spend hours everyday on a NUFC supporters message board, listen to podcasts about the club, live and breath everything NUFC. It's for the non supporters, for the twats that scream sportswashing, for those in the US who are finding sawker and looking for a team to support, you bastids have already lived it, the producers don't care what you think. Most of it seems candid which is good, there are a few horror frankengrabs making the corporates say what they want in 6 words instead of 60 but my biggest surprise is, this is Sima, ffs I always thought she was a grumpy middleaged he!