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Traore for now!

New contract. Wifes happy

mandy at boomtown...

What could I possibly have done to deserve this?

Absolutely class, that league.

In hindsight?

In hindsight we proper pulled Forests pants down over wood and shelvey.

He’s suggesting you prepare a crustacean to be cooked over an open fire, love.

'everyone'? Howay now! I've told you a million times not to exaggerate, Ayatollah!

He’s the hero Team Sausage deserves , but not the one it needs right now …

https://x.com/nufc/status/1702677619857031498?s=46&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw one of the worst decisions in my life. I went to Newcastle for the first time ever. The club offered me a ticket against Liverpool or Manchester. I really fucking hate John Arne fucking Riise the fucking ginger cunt.

Smashing start to the new job then?

Mohammed.

Wait until he gets to CT's age, he'll wish he was dribbling into the box, any box! ASM is like that childhood sweetheart you've been with since 15 but now you are 30 and you have grown apart. Yes there were lots of good times, even some great, mind blowing amazing ones but after 15 years and a lot of growing up things are stale, your tastes have changed and you both needs something else. So be nice, remember the joy you had and if you happen to cross paths in the future that's nice but it's time to move on because we only fuck supermodels now!

There's no way I'm letting that Mediterranean Machoman anywhere near Mrs Fish. Be worse that Mrs Wykiki and Wilson. (by the by, I thoroughly enjoy that this faux rivalry has become canon )

Shelvey off to a newly promoted Turkish team. it’s hard to believe that everyone thought out season would collapse in January because we sold him and now he’s out getting hair plugs in the arse end of Marmaris

Hendrick at Ipswich: “It got threw on me. Walked out and the manager straight away, circle brought me into the middle and said; ‘X Factor time’… I could’ve crumbled on the spot but I just had to sing something and entertain the lads for a little bit.” “Ice Ice Baby, it was the only thing that came to my head. One of the lads was clapping so there was a bit of a beat and I just went with it.” Fat Sam rumored to being taking over as the Republic of Ireland boss.

I'd go back to a Longstaff, Joelinton, Bruno midfield. It worked well last season , and after the last 3 games we need to get back to basics. Id also be tempted to give Wilson a start at CF, and 2 from Gordon/Barnes/Isak as RW and LW. Burn back in at LB.

On the contrary: clumsy in the box

Ease off the mushies Mandy pet.

Does this count as a Gran Slam?

Murray not in Mint condition anymore

Vennegoor of Hesselink

i agree with this tweet on both points. would be great to see how it worked, but ain't happening

She needs to ease off the triceps extensions. Woman is HENCH.

Definitely time to give him a go.

Clearly

That's Kalvin Philips injured for 6 months after jumping up

Constantly dribbling though.

Still married? So his wife hasn’t met Diego yet.

He must be a considerate lover, endless foreplay and no finishing in the box.

Reminds me of mugging off my four year old in the back garden

I've smashed about 10,000 empty bottles plus another time smashed about 1200 plus bottles full of broon ale* so wouldn't worry too much about it. * The rats had a good night that night.

My eldest is a huge Mitski fan, she was at an album launch listening party just the other day. I haven't given any of it much of a chance but Mrs B was surprised how much she enjoyed it and used the same word as you just there, "a lot of it was really interesting". Her copy of the album arrived today. In other news we managed to get a rare rake around Scotland's biggest independent record store this afternoon. Mrs predictably came away with some Kyle Faulkner solo stuff. I managed to find a copy of Heartwork by Carcass on vinyl and an old Gong album but sadly had to pass on the Gong record as it was 90 fucking quid. If it wasn't for the Kyle records I'd have sworn that shop visit was like stepping back in time 20-odd years, complete with Monster Magnet's "Powertrip" being the soundtrack playing for most of our browsing.

Go on, scurry off and text all your WhatsApp football trivia groups. You're welcome.

botman's return is massive

Slightly concerning comments from Eddie in the pre-match presser. I'm paraphrasing, but he essentially said he's picking the team on this seasons form, not last seasons, and he doesn't want to fix something that isn't broken. The elephant in the room being the team was clearly very broken vs Brighton and the 2nd half against Liverpool

*they're

Later that night…

Eh?

Mint

Admin crew, it’s time. Name change to Wycuckitoon please.