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Rob (who I’ll admit I never got on with) mentioned once about being at university when the moon landings took place. So while he’s no spring chicken now he wasn’t anywhere near as old as he used to make out back then. I think he thought it gave him an air of wisdom instead of it being another example of his being a weapons-grade gobshite. Obviously I may edit this if he’s dead

Chained to Gemmill's bed.

On a lighter note, whilst we're contemplating changes to SJP probably running up to hundreds of millions in costs. there's another thread there on SoL ground improvements. This one may need a feasibility study.

That one's for the famine, you English prick.

My mam’s 2nd husband, who had more than a passing resemblance to Sutcliffe, was interviewed at least twice by CID at our house. I remember being fucking gutted when it turned out not to be him.

Was it your £1,700 they had in the bank at the point the winding up order came in?

Didn't even come on here to tell the 10K kid that there was none left. Gloom left like the Japanese bloke who refused to believe the war was over.

I have to buy loads of popcorn. This might be highly entertaining.

He couldn’t even provide proof of owning a jacket that didn’t have Rich Energy plastered all over it

Every now and then twitter goes mental for AI which is when this lad popped up

They want to hope some of his fucking bets came off then.

He drinks Moretti Likes a bet-i

I still find photos of Iran from the 60s/70s before the revolution absolutely mind-blowing. It's somehow culturally regressed by hundreds of years in the 40 years since the nutters took power.

Because they couldn’t fulfil that big an order

You know things are bad when CT ridicules you. 🙂

100%. The only way there will ever be peace is if israel pulls out of the West Bank and East Jerusalem, hands over the settlements to the PLO, then removes the blockade and opens up Gaza to the global economy. But it can't do that as long as Hamas is calling the shots. A two state solution is the only solution but it seems doomed to failure. And it's a pipe dream right now given we're a million miles from either side even thinking about sitting around the negotiation table. You can understand why Israelis are reticent, especially after this assault. Israel sees the Arab enemies on its border as an existential threat. There's an expression in Israel that goes something like: there is no peace until the Palestinians put down their weapons. If Israel puts down its weapons, there is no Israel.

@wykikitoon Have you and your mates held your watch party for the new Savile drama yet? Trying to convince my lass we should watch it, but in hindsight I think doing a Jimmy Savile impersonation throughout the conversation might have been a mistake.

“Have a go, you must, if hard enough you think you are”

Disnae…

Huge night for the board's placca jocks. SHOW YOURSELVES!

He's lying though to be fair to him. There is nowt more premium than a product that you can't even buy. It wouldn't be premium if it was mass produced beef jerky. Premium = Never produced beef jerky.

ITT: Renton and wykiki have underfloor heating. Wykiki has a KITCHEN GUY.

soft posh shite

HIs Andy Capp avatar probably didn't help. I mean, I still imagine Alex as James Dean when I know for a fact that is a million miles away from the truth. And Gloom is a 1980s Barry Venison.

When I finally got through to the ticket site after an hour plus in the queue I was confronted with this message, which did wonders for my mood

Take the piss all you like McGroin, but my post has already generated TWO quickfire responses, proving that it's exactly what the people wanted.

i'm so happy for you rob

They don't bang into everything when they go to the toilet.

Have you watched The Long Shadow? It's on itvx. All about the Yorkshire Ripper. It must be Yorkshire Wrong'Un Awareness Month.

"Now then now then" was exactly how I opened the negotiations with my lass.

Sunderland in a dystopian future imagined by AI. Was that photo not taken this morning?

I hear Costco do canny hotdogs and let you refill your sprite mate 👍 Playboy bunnies are used to putting rancid old, salty sausages in their mouths so it'll be right up their street, probably.

Isn’t that a bit like imagining something then getting annoyed by it?

Soft shite

you could give yourself as evidence here as well. 😜

Im not sure I got on with him either. He gave off grumpy old man vibes.

Jesus. This international break is taking its toll. We are talking about the weather now.

Yes folks it’s true, NUFC are doing two major ticket sales at the same time 🤯

They loved it because he has a big mouth and was everywhere for a spell. They learn nowt, you'd think following Steward Donald they'd know better than get overly fond of a big mouthed grifter. TBH I miss Donald, listening to him get annihilated on Talk Sport, and yet constantly ringing in regardless made the commute home better. Not to mention the stick he'd get on Twitter (people calling him a paedo for his wife being slightly younger, or asking how big her dick was etc)

I think, like I presume is the case with most Israelis, we'd want immediate action against those responsible. Then a sickening sense of guilt/remorse (for most) when we realise our government has sanctioned cutting off basic utilities to innocent families including children, as well as flattening residential areas filled with innocent people. I'd like to think most Russians have that same view of Ukraine too, even if they are too scared to speak out for fear of repercussion. Who we determine as responsible and who the government ultimately target are often two different things. Same as Iraq/Afghanistan. War crimes are just terrorist attacks under a different name IMO. No one comes out of it looking good, and it is only the innocent who will suffer the consequences.

You know, people have a habit of sometimes reading the last post on a thread first, meaning it lacks wider context. And you wonder why you're getting this reputation.

Thanks. Who’s a good boy? Yes, you are!

Wewf