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It's like selling a house and not declaring Gemmill is your next door neighbour. Dubious legally but absolutely wrong morally. Leaving aside the fact that Tonali and Milan have screwed us over, I never understood why lengthy football bans were a suitable answer, and how this is going to help his problem (same with Ivan Toney). Also I've no idea what type of due dilligence you need to undertake when signing a multi-million footballer. Hopefully it has some clause on addiction problems because its sucha common problem amongst footballers, and it will allow us to pursue legal action.

I bet you drive around the mean streets of Poole in an old MG. Roof down, ponytail flapping in the wind, resting the sleeve of your paisley shirt on the rolled down window, glancing at yourself in the wingmirror and giving it a knowing grin and the double eyebrows.... "Life is good, Robert. Life. Is. Good."

I notice in another thread thread that you drive a Ford Focus. Membership criteria for the cool kids seems to have changed somewhat since ah were a lad

Downstairs Loo. You can bet anywhere these days.

Unbelievably proud Dad

You can knock Audi drivers but I’d like to see you drive and put makeup on and text at the same time. And then there’s the women ones

Make them live next door to Gemmill.

LukaRyder

That thread title will cost us a result here. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.

Pep Aroni

Howdy neighbour

I think it's fair to say the fun's stopped.

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He does need help, that’s a given. He’s also blatantly lied through omission. That’s a £50 million lie. Balls like watermelons or never to be trusted in the dressing room? I get that he’s an addict but he is also party to removing the problem from his beloved Milan and putting it , white hot, into the in tray of NUFC. That’s perhaps not literal fraud, but it is certainly morally fraudulent

The LTA Jaysus unintentional seal of approval

Yeah. I hadn’t formed this opinion till May of this year when I saw some of the cunts at my brothers wedding

Great news @Dr Gloom, I've managed to secure you a ticket. Let's call it £120, a little extra for my effort? Wire me the money (with all your bank account details please) and I'll send it over. You're welcome.

Get an xbox series s and pay monthly for gamepass. now fuck off.

Not sure the Italian accent is still appropriate here.

I used to have an Audi, currently driving a Merc…

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I remember when Keegan walked under Ashley. Anyway I was working in Belfast and then was travelling home and had my phone in flight mode. When I checked it I had a text off my mate about how Wise had been sacked and Keegan was reinstated with a transfer war chest etc. Then at the end it was Carlsberg don’t do text messages… I was fucking seething the stupid fucking cunt. It was still raw as it was only about two days after the event. We’re still mates btw

As an audi driver, fuck the lot of you

The return leg at SJP is going to be a one spicy meatball!

Off to Hamburg tomorrow for a long weekend. Looks about right.

I went yesterday and there were 3 staff and NO FUCKING QUEUE. I was so dumbstruck I couldn't get the words out about what I needed from them.

Ticket office certainly needs an extra pair of hands 🤷🏻‍♂️

i'm going for a routine home win. 6-0

Sammy thread. Gemmill predicting disaster. Guaranteed victory coming up. 10-0. Botman, 4 goals.

Will he still be allowed to train with the club if banned? He's gonna need to lay off the Moretti and spaghetti, if not.

Cunt I thought you were serious for a second and my heart leapt

Jitterbug.

How many fucking contradictory stories are these fuckers firing out? can tell it’s an international break. Wake me up when he’s banned or not

Its alreet Wor Sean has it covered.

@LongTimeAdmirer, just walk away, walk the fuck, away!

Piss poor come back from you Gemmill. I was expecting something funny.

Aye. He doesn’t fucking mind taking our money and presenting Family Fortunes though, does he?

BMW hating is so yesterday, Range Rover drivers are the bigger cunts these days. Put them up against a wall, I say.

I can't see him doing that in all honesty unless he's facing a custodial sentence, which some rumours seem to suggest he could. However, it could be that he feels like Milan shafted him - sold him when he didn't want to leave, didn't get him the help he need etc - in which case he launches them under the bus. I'd take Tonali being banned for 12 months if we got our money back from Milan in the process. Canny little bosman transfer that

Did a drop at The Electric Centre ( sparkies version of Plumb Centre), and it appears they’re promoting a new type of plug.…

Oi, @Dazzler we like our cunts around here, even mega cunts are welcome but it’s a mackem’s way to follow a young lass around trying to get a bite. Okay?

the survey is almost a decade old and is a poll of 5,000 people. i don't know if a poll today would return similar numbers. i don't suspect it would be a great look were it to be rerun today. angry and scared civilians who just came under attack tend to shift to the right, regrettably. however, in my experience of israel, this view is not the consensus. it is the view of the ultra-orthodox and the right-wing nationalists. remember that likud haven’t been unable to form a majority for several years now - look at how many elections were rerun because they failed to produce a government - and bibi is only clinging to power because he is propped up by literally the worst people in the country - real nigel farage types. the tragedy is israel had a progressive government which was committed to the peace process in the 90s. real progress was made, arafat recognised the state of israel, the oslo accords presented a path to a two-state solution. then a nationalist fanatic assassinated rabin. since then netanyahu has dominated israeli politics, allowing settlements to expand and has been able to shift the centre ground in israel so far right that the peace process looks like a pipe dream.

Now obviously we all have a no Piers Morgan rule, but he gets an absolute schooling here. This bloke runs rings round him https://x.com/brokenbottleboy/status/1714534404742131733?s=20

Are you insured through the lease company like? Why would their excess come into play? When I was in Keswick some little fat ginger prick of a kid was riding his bike round the caravan site in a storm and ploughed into the side of my car (lease also). They paid so I should have just taken it to Ford and let them rip the piss out of this kid's dad, but I got it done on the cheap.... Not a great job. For 18 months I would stand at the front window staring at the ripples in the paintwork, convinced they were gonna spot it when I took it back in to hand over. When I went to hand it back, I picked a space that was between two cars so the sun wouldn't be directly on it, and watched in horror from the showroom as both drove away before they went out to check on it. Anyway they didn't spot a fucking thing but I was low level stressed about it for 18 month.

It wouldn’t be a proper international tournament without the right amount of English hubris.