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As decent as we've been, I absolutely appreciate this

Eddie putting out the second string to “honourably” exit the competition and preserve players. The “second string”

@Christmas Tree Get the Livramento, Laughramento, Loveramento mugs printed!

Gutted. I thought we were excellent, winning 3-0 against Man U with a reserve side at Old Trafford. Turns out they're shit and even a lower tier side would have beaten them.

Wrong. We will get knocked out by Everton and Gemmill will finally get his ban.

The Miley virus

If it helps, tomorrow is the first anniversary of Ronnie Radford's death, so that's something to look forward to.

Steve Bruce has read that and it's now on his CV.

Thank God the great man recommended Howe for the job. I don't know where he'd be if he'd not told Mandy to give the job to "the little fella who got Bournemouth relegated". All hail the great cabbage heed.

Krafth just seamlessly slotting in at centre half after a year out and looking like Maldini ffs I’m never second guessing Eddie Howe again

What a player Livramento looks like. Proper defender too.

3-0 up and bringing on Wilson and Bruno

0-3 up at Old Trafford with the reserves. Drink it in

It's going to be a long miserable trip home for the home support.

When my place shuts I'm breaking in when we play midweek.

It’s hit him like a wrecking ball.

Can some famous fucker hurry up and die please?

Ten Hag "stick together, got to stick together, it's the only way". Sounded like a plea to a dressing room that he knows he's lost. Watching that bit where he's sat in the stands and the fans are shouting and gesturing, I could almost feel sorry for him if he hadn't been such a cheeky prick about us. Proper funereal atmosphere in the Sky studio here mind. You'd think Bobby Charlton had died again.

Eddie Howe CT

What the hell are they on about on Sky? "Luxury of subs!" Did they seem our starting line up. Did they see theirs? Did they see their bench? Did they see who they brought on? It is just ridiculous comments.

I think the plan is get knocked out and not play any extra games tbh

I’d like to point out that at no stage did I not want Johnson to die

Blacking up for Halloween? I guess that's Adam P cancelled now.

And I'm like

ASM?

@Dr Gloom We’ve had a quick vote in the secret forum, and decided that for this quarter’s charidee donation, fuck the food banks- we’ve got you a (boat) ticket to Tristan de Cunha Lovely place, does a great Penguin Sausage.… … see you next summer 👍

Longstaff’s quick free kick for Hall’s goal.

Easy on there, Adolf.

Joking aside, who could possibly tempt Eddie away from us? He’s got the total support of the richest board in football history, he’s utterly adored by fans and players and board alike, he’s over-achieving on the long term plan, and he’s got time in his career to see it through and then enjoy the years of total dominance at his leisure. He’s also a nice bloke and will probably offer Ten Pence the U13 women’s side when he gets peddled. What a bloke!

Wynn/Wynn!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The amount of time wasting we have done in this game has been a disgrace.

Great singer too.

Big Joe has been a man mountain here, won every header at defensive corners and broke the play up like a man possessed. Motm already

Just seen Almiron doing the steering wheel celebration.

Reported.

I'm fully preparing my ears for these boos at half time. Feels like a black tie event for the lugs.

Just heard miggy's goal on my break AT WORK.

Great work by Livamorento. Fuck off, you spell it.

I’m actually quite chilled about this. If we lose, no biggy, it was a second string. When we beat them, it’ll be funny as fuck. It’s a Wynn/Wynn.

Some journalist did a FOI request on the hospital - he was nowhere near as close to dying as they made out. He was given oxygen for a while but was nowhere near being on a ventilator. "Thinking about the succession" or whatever they came out with to imply seriousness was just another lie.

Somewhere in this thread I showed concern for Johnson's health and hoped he wouldn't die, mainly for the effect it would have on the country's morale. Now I wish the cunt had died, mainly because of the effect on country's morale*. * Not really, I wish him dead because he is a callous psychopath who is directly responsible for thousand of British lives.

I can't really say much about this guy. Only I saw him at the U20 World Cup this year and I loved him. He had a lot of goals. (In fact, I think he scored in every game of the tournament). In theory, he was not going to be a starter. In fact, he wasn't even going to be called up. But since Brazil's two forwards (Endrick and Vitor Roque) were not released by their clubs... They called him up. Seeing that Real Madrid and Barcelona have paid 70 and 60 million for Endrick and Vitor Roque, and that this boy is a couple of years older, but with figures similar to them, it doesn't seem like a bad attempt at signing to me. With these signings there is always risk. It can happen like with the last pearl that came out of Santos (Gabriel Barbosa). I was sure that he was going to succeed in Europe and he didn't. But the reality is that our present and future starting forward is already on the team. It's Isak. So a signing of this style ensures that, if Leonardo breaks out into a world star, great, he is ours. And if not, you can always sell it and recover 10-12M without hurting your sports project.

Get in! Both Joes together is beautiful

You lot have a question, the knight Ryder goes and gets the answers If you can’t be arsed with the Chronicles almost impossible to read website, Howe basically says he wants to give him time to settle in he did a nice job against Man City when given the chance and can cover a lot of positions.

Listen. We've all suffered through the Various Sounds of DIY acts that you post. I'll take spreadsheet boy's recommendations every day of the week.