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Imagine what he could do if he wasn't headless? Scary thought tbh.

This game had it all: Ice man returns Miley quality Bruce era Lascelles returns Bruce era Joelinton returns Lascelles redemption arc Joelinton redemption arc Schär class Bruno masterclass AG assist and goal Needless Ritchie yellow Dummett slide tackle Yellow cards galore Red card Youth debuts

FFS, you’re talking to me like I’m Gemmill at a taxi rank.

What a season Gordon is having btw, 5 goals and 3 assists, won 2 penalties, had his man sent off in 2 games (iirc?).

I just don’t get the hype around Enzo Fernandez, Miley played him off the park today and they paid £120m for him plus Chelsea fans go on like he’s the best CM in the league . We surely have to stick with Livramento and Trippier at full back going forward, we look more assured and offer more going forward. Gordon with another excellent showing. Chelsea really didn’t offer much tbh, we’re far better than them based on that.

Joelinton. Having a stormer. You know. It's times like these that I learn to rely on my view of the players. And not you clueless wannabes.

Today’s fucking “stick” and he expected it chucked 🙄

Fucking hell 🙂

What you following her for mate?

I'm amicable to starting another one providing @Gemmill begs.

I think he's fucking class and he can do something none of the rest of our midfield does - carrying the ball at pace.

Pochettino claiming it was their worst performance of the season - Mackems will lap it up.

There were a couple of clangers but considering we just mullered a nearly 1bn-value side with three keepers on the bench and barely broke a sweat, you have to say...that Chelsea are really, really fucking shit Howay the lads, bring on PSG, we'll play Karius at CB and still beat them.

Big Stick Energy.

Funny club Chelsea. You have that old skool support of theirs. Then you have all the ones who’ve latched on to them since Harding, then even more so with Abramovich. Yet they all manage to come across as proper fucking cunts

Nice to see a Newcastle legend still taking an interest in our games.

Yeah, but are you amenable to starting another one?

The BBC - ERM, What !!!

Joelinton: Head ❌️ Left foot ❌️ Right foot ✅️

Lascelles: Feet ❌️ Head ✅️

Cucarella wins worst in show.

Playing a big part for an Eddie Howe team playing good football, and he goes home to his lasses massive bangers. I would be buzzing too

Missed this off 🤣

Cheeky cunt. Didn't see him at Port Vale etc.

Tino looked defensively comfortable at left back. I’d keep him there. I liked the look of Alex Murphy when he came on. Miley is going to have to play 3 games in a week v Chelsea, PSG and Man Utd. Mental. An injury crisis always brings the young players through.

And to think some people thought selling ASM was a disaster!

How was Gallagher not booked? Unreal.

Good point about Tino at LB. I love Dan Burn, but you can tell Tino is a better player already

Personally speaking I never doubted them. Great pair of lads. He's absolute cacka this kid. How the fuck he gets in the England squads is beyond me.

I'd make Miley MOTM just cos he shouldn't be able to make it look that easy at 17.

A week with Southgate is a hell of a thing. Palmer. James. Gallagher.

Great ball from AG too.

A Nobel pursuit.

Bruno has dyed his hair blonde. HE MEANS FUCKING BUSINESS NOW.

Bruno is untacklable at times. He's fucking class.

Until today, no... Bloke with his two daughters - I began respecting him as he had an attitude and demeanour I'd not previously seen anywhere near Fulham Broadway. After about 10 minutes I got the feeling the absent missus was upstairs with Monkey's Fist's mate at the Malmaison.

Granddad's drunk again!

You’re wishing a Newcastle win so you can start the next thread? That’s a new low, even for you

That has to be Miley's best performance for us, and not just because of the assist. He was composed and mature throughout. It would be nice to have Longstaff back for PSG, but we'll just have to go again with what we have if not. I'm just praying that Willock hasn't completely banjaxed his achilles again, and that it's only a relatively minor set back for him. Oh and Chelsea are fucking shite. All their pundit and social media supporters were creaming their pants because they managed to score four against Citeh, but that was clearly a freak occurrence.

There are positives here for Chelsea. Some of them have got some pretty flash hairdos, for instance.

Luton just took the lead. Everton 5 points adrift.

Lascelles and Joelinton. Thank fuck no cunt on this board is involved in the coaching

Tino looks equally as comfortable on the left side doesn't he. Quality player.

Typical of KK this was.

I think we all need these 🙂