Leaderboard

Thought I'd have a look at their match thread This could be a very entertaining morning for me.

What’s his fucking point? Apart from talking absolute shite, Tonali is still unavailable so effectively the same as having someone injured for the season. Then there’s Murphy, Burn, Wilson, Anderson, Botman, Barnes, Longstaff, Willock who are all either first team starters or would ordinarily be on the bench. Then Lewis Hall couldn’t face his parent club. Then there’s Krafth, Manquillo and Targett who would have all been in contention because of all the other injuries. We had a 17 year old starting and 3 keepers on the bench. There are quasars less dense than this cunt

Wait til you tell them about the stadium tour back home

I would normally say we haven’t got a chance but @thebrokendoll is one of the top 3 thread starters so we’ll give them a game.

Just back from a week in the UK. Fabulous trip highlighted by the win over Chelsea. Disappointing to not meet any of yous but still a great trip!

Was such a good point he made the exact same post again His point really takes the gloss off smashing Chelsea 4-1.

Just for reference, I doubt you’re in the TOP TEN.

They're fucking tapped man. None of them seem capable of understanding that there is a huge gap between the championship and Premier league. Most rate Clarke higher than Gordon. Both in ability and value. They're about the same age I think. Gordon has played nearly 100 PL games. Clarke has played **checks notes** - none. Mind, could we bring Toney back here as a mentor to Tonali?

🤔

I think Stevie walked past me the other day, funnily enough. I know what he looks like cos he posted pictures of himself on here all the time to show us how good looking he was

right then, just for clarity.... this is a champions league game held in paris which is the capital of france. kick off is 20.00 GMT, however should you happen to be over there or holidaying abroad somewhere on the continent it's an hour later at 9pm.... well apart from the algarve and the canaries. I think we'll win this 3 - 1 with isak running amok, violently barging in his team mates as each goal goes in. well, I hope so anyway. wished I was going!

Let’s just get into the galloise sucking fannies and see what happens lads.

Ah didums. Keith hasn't tweeted about their championship club as much as he has for their champions league neighbours and they're weely sad about that. Sad face emoji.

It’s not gone unnoticed by the TT steering committee that they’ve been gradually forming a pact over the last number of months. A report is being complied and will be presented at the next meeting of the TT Supreme Soviet

You get a hair cut when you were over?

It's great that Miley and Livramento are getting (and taking) their chance, but we're going to need our full strength team if we want any chance of silverware or qualification for European football next season. Miley played well, but he's a 17yr old kid, I don't think it's a good idea to put your hopes on the shoulders of someone who still has a bed time. And we're having to run our lynchpin players into the ground. The more they play (and play 90 minutes) the greater the risk of injuries to Isak, Bruno, Gordon, Schar, Trippier, et al. Especially the way Eddie has us playing. Bruno is especially important. Lose him and we lose our rhythm almost entirely. We just don't have a like for like replacement.

Tbf, Keith, who is a moderator , is a different breed even by their standards. Makes this lad look like Einstein.

It’ll have been something he wanted you to say to his face.

Oh Keith.

3-0 Dummett to score a thundercunt that tears Donnaruma's arms clean off his torso and Mbappe to die of shock. Also, Isak to tie their defenders in knots.

The only bid for him was a £9m from Burnley who are so bad they’re rock bottom despite Everton having a 10 point deduction, but somehow the mackems have him costing similar as people who have England caps

Apparently they despise Keith Downie

Years ago a neighbour had a mongrel with a little body but legs out of proportion to it, we called it the American pit ostrich.

Take Chris Rigg (who's an NUFC fan incidentally), very impressive apparently but fucking hell, Miley has just played a full match against Chelsea in the premiership and is less than a year older. As for Jobe Bellingham, honestly, they think his surname is worth £60 million. Fucking mental.

His point is; "I don't have a personality, so hating Newcastle will have to do instead."

Listen to the rock star here, looking down on lesser mortals now the fame has gone to his head

🙂

There was a band from sunderland called “The Arse Klarts” incidentally. They were as good as the name suggests.

Fuck no! I was thinking about him the other day when Fist was asking something about how to get e certain sound in the guitar thread the other day. GW was one of those guitarists, a bit like Andy Gill (also RIP) who influenced the sound of a lot of those bands in the 90s and early 00s - from Nirvana to Rage Against the Machine. I'd been living in hope that Killing Joke would tour again soon. RIP Kevin, mate you were a bloody legend. edit: Just read he had a stroke two days ago, hopefully it was the result of a large bag of speed and five Czech hookers.

before i even had the opportunity to state there'd be some outrageously offensive/unfathomable gobbledegook counter arguement from gemmill...... he's there.

Yes, although I can't quite remember what it was about. Probably a disagreement about foreigners id imagine

Ive not been here long enough to make much of an educated guess on any of you, but have a decent guage of most folks ages so it's a safe bets there's at least two or three of you that think you look like Matt Berry but are probably more Blackadder II era Baldrick. Can't place exactly who but you probably know who you are. I just briefly pondered if @Gemmill might fit this profile but on reflection I reckon he's clean shaven as keeps his hair above the collar line. Kempt in an old-fashioned sense, to the extent that if our paths crossed in the wild I might get undercover Polis vibes and give him a wide berth.

"....and so you absolutely picked the wrong club to mess with." "Who would the right club to mess with be?" "I don't know their names, it doesn't matter, anyway they picked the wrong clu..." "It doesn't matter? Of course it matters!" "It was Charlton athletic and Bournemouth. Anyway they definitely picked the wro..." "Ooooh! You said didn't know their names! He's making it up as he goes along." "I'm not, it was Charlton, Bournemouth and West Bromwich Albion but you won't believe the noise and dogs of war we're going to release!" "Oh these Scouse fuckas are hopeless, they couldn't chase a parked car. Let's go to the stoning instead."

what the fuck are you on about??

Lethal combination of Man United riding their luck as per usual and Everton's ability to miss chances which they've done all season. Superb strike for the goal and I didn't realise until now that this was only the second overhead goal in football history since the first one which was also scored by a Man U player. Fair play.

Couldn’t post yesterday as too busy with the grandchildren, but what a magnificent win. Just read the thread and everything’s already been covered. Isn’t it lovely that all these great teams of not too long ago are just no match for the Mighty Mags. The rest has done the lads good, but such a shame that these injuries are inevitably going to tarnish what should have been another great season. We can’t play those 11 three times a week and there’s nobody else left. Hopefully the next two windows will add a bit more quality in depth at all levels so we get the next Fodens etc coming through. Would really like to see us get through to the League cup final.

Bury Venables

I thought he got over his drink problem.

@Gemmill will no doubt expense you that next time he gets thread-starter duties. He’ll need all the help he can get.

1. Mostly. 2. What? 3. I'd rather a medium paced environment tbh. 4. Aye, I'm one myself. 5. Yes. 6. It depends what woman the voice comes from?

Aye, the most important thing is to get knocked out of the CL so we can concentrate on qualifying for the CL.

I’ve met him on several occasions and all I can say is that I think you have too