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So just in those responses, they have made a homophobic slur, they have called him a nonce, fat shamed and accused him of cross dressing, isn't that being transphobic? And then they accuse the Saudis of doing all those things? Where was that pic of Terry Fuckwit again?

so happy for him. Like so many of the Ashley era players he was written off. Not considered good enough. And he and the coaching staff proved us all wrong. He’s deputised for Botman brilliantly, barely putting a foot wrong in this run of games. He’s obviously helped by the improved quality of player around him but he’s still lining up alongside Schar, and those two never looked this assured when they played together under Bruce. I hope he signs a new deal. He’s more than good enough as third/fourth choice CB. And crucially he is the right sort of character and the other players all respect him.

If I was Downie I'd put out a load of tweets about Gateshead and Hartlepool just to wind the fuckers up even more.

We need some fresh legs on here *looks at bench* “Fuck it. Stay as we are Jason”

Must have cost the Saudis a fucking fortune to pay the Qataris off

Reading that it sums Ashley up. Talk about penny wise and pound foolish. What a fucking clueless cunt he was. The amount of morons who trotted out the line about him being a great businessman who ran the club in the correct manner too. I doubt he even made anything out of the club over the course of his ownership. Also great stuff from Lascelles. He always seemed like a great lad with a top attitude but I doubt you’d have many people who thought he was good enough to be 4th choice central defender. It’s brilliant to see him proving so many of us wrong.

Easy on there, Adolf. We all know where this leads to.

Fuck Off.

That run that lead to the goal

I’ve just ripped what was easily my loudest fart of the year. Imagine a blobfish taking a deep breath, then yelling in to a megaphone “ M’BBBBRRRAAAAAAPPPPP!” It hurt my egg sack. I’m taking this as an omen that we will blow these away tonight. 5-0.

Sisters can be best friends. Especially the step sisters in the films I tend to watch.

Another look north rant.

"I don't condone violence, but I'd love the toon fans to get Charlie Hebdo'd whilst over there."

Depressing sink wanks are some of my fondest memories.

This is why he's captain IMO. Never pissed and moaned about being out of the team, celebrated every win, worked hard on his own game, listened to the manager and has gave Howe a much tougher decision to make when Botman comes back. Seems like a really sound lad, with a really good head on his shoulders. Lets also not forget his record breaking run of yellow cards late in games, in his trackies, as an unselected sub. King of the shithouses. Love him.

He noticeably leaner since howe came in and its made him much less cumbersome than he was. The value of training properly rather than constantly being left to your own devices while the boss goes on holiday mid-season.

Yep just leaving for Bristol airport now… allez! Salut maintenant!

8mins of injury time btw? We didn't make a fucking substitution!

We’ve been absolutely FUCKING ROBBED.

Lascelles backheel off Mbappe for a throw in

Fuck you you French cunts!!!!

We did the “ free pass” quiz thing, where you’re allowed one free shag if the opportunity arose. I should’ve said Salma, not her best mate, on reflection.

I do that. But do you ever get that feeling of blind panic when you realise you've neglected to do the bare minimum and you don't have a fucking clue what the converrsation you were nodding to for 10 minutes was about?

I zone out with our lass, but make sure I take a mental note of names and general tone. That way I know who to call a cunt when she talks about them again.

and yet (whilst not wanting to glorify this type of stuff) conveniently forgetting that newcastle's support literally took the piss out of them at roker park in a decade when hooliganism was at its worse. hard as nails the mackems though, never been a one chinned in history.

Essembee arriving for history lesson. 🙂

It's only early afternoon here Rob, it's still morning in Hobbiton and Andrew is just getting home from work in the land of the long white cloud. You probably should fuck off back to bed! But you can't can you you luck cunt, you're like Rick Salomon and you're going to get up Paris, aren't you?

Well fucking done lads, absolute heroes. Genuinely proud to have this team representing the city.

VAR is 100% just an apparatus for entitled big clubs to have a second layer of additional pressure to apply to match officials to get them to bottle big decisions. The complaining and crowding of the ref throughout the match was 100% the reason for that decision. Decisions should be made in isolation but that was the product of cumulative dissent by the PSG players throughout the match. And they got their reward. Why wouldn't they do it? Refs are a bunch of cowardly nerds. What a way to ruin a wonderful match for us.

That’s a bit harsh, Adolf.

Had a quick look on the source of truth - they've paid the keeper off...

If you pull this off I am going to virtually snog you.

This reminds me of my mam informing me of deaths and illnesses of various people I ‘know’. As in I went to school with a younger relative or something. So it’s a relation to someone I might not have seen in 30-odd years and I’m supposed to know who they are and feign interest. Even though I don’t, so I don’t

They also attacked Chris Coleman from memory.

I like how they flip flop on there between the fetishisation of violence (especially from their own lot) and considering themselves to be the most beloved, sound supporters around. Without a hint of self-awareness

tbf he probably would be fine, look at the bloke. He'd be drowning in flange within hours of a breakup. He's not like us mere mortals who'd be crying in a metro inn and tugging a depressing semi into the sink.

He could go on a free at the end of the season. I’d give him another year or 2 on his contract if he is happy to fight for this place as fourth choice CB. He is obviously great around the club.

Aye he's been really good since he came back. He made a mistake or two at the weekend, but so did Thiago Silva. It happens and shouldn't take anything away from how well he's been playing.

The MLF's are frapping themselves silly over the prospect of Newcastle fans taking a hiding from PSG ultras. Because one of us knocked off one of their fan's baseball cap iirc. There's banter, then there's this. Bear Beets, Skylon, and the usual suspects reveal themselves as scum.

I think even a lot of the republicans have turned their back on him now so he'd mostly likely have to run independently and it will depend on how many racist, homophobic, sexist, brain dead, sister shagging, gun toting, pick up truck driving, Bud Light avoiding, wife beating, caravan dwelling, knuckle dragging, meth addled, white hood wearing, webbed feet having, banjo playing, corn chewing, "y'all ain't from 'round here", redneck, hillbilly fucktards are registered to vote. So probably.

He'd make a mean post match buffet too

On the plus side, it's an hour home on the plane for us. Man United have got 4+ hours to Turkey, play a day later, and all the Welcome to Hell shit to deal with. Hopefully they get the absolute fuck kicked out of them for 90 minutes.

Jamaal Lascelles going to the centre circle for the coin toss with Mbappe in the CL. Who would have thought that a few years ago.

This parliamentary procedure stuff, where you can’t accuse someone of lying (and can be ejected from the chamber if you do) is all part of the archaic game it is to the likes of Cleverly. That’s why they don’t want that sort of thing changed. Like that cunt Christopher Chope who regularly prevents private members bills, seemingly just for a good old chortle. Despite putting forward loads of private members bills himself. I’d reform the whole thing from top to bottom, as almost everything about it is out of date. From the procedures to the electoral system.

Good that. He's definitely been better than I thought he'd be in Botman's absence. Mind, he does look like he's explaining how he's actually fine that she's happy with her new fella.