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What is it that they’re fewming about just now? It’s easy to lose track. Is it… 1) League season tickets not being valid for FA Cup games - standard practice 2) Their Club sacking Mowbray 3) Their club giving us 6000 tickets for the Cup game. 4) Their new manager ( who, at this moment, isn’t their new manager). 5) Their club allocating some bar to us for the Cup game- presumably a bar which is located in the areas we have been given, what the fuck else did think would happen? 6) Realising that nobody can supply 10,000 or so six-fingered red nitrile gloves the week before Christmas. Can I also say that I hope Wor Flags have managed to get permission for a banner at the game - regardless of what it is. The unbridled FEWM if our lot unfurl a full stand surfer whilst their lot are busy painting their fucking hands red or whatever will be one of the great sporting moments of 2024.

i didn't see that, forgive me. was that in this thread? in my defence, i do tend to glaze over when scrolling past your posts

Exactly. That's what we've become, an AI extension of Gemmill's roomba. I want the frankly brilliant thread titles of ***checks notes*** everyone else other than Gemmill to cheer me up. To those kids who use toontastic 3D, and get upset, I say fuck you! We must protect and preserve our snobby and perpetual heritage, even when the going gets tough. This is a hideous experiment destined for horrendous failure. And christ on a bike, when he does win the smugness levels are so absolutely unbearable they taint the victory anyway. Also, he's originally from south of the Tyne. Just saying.

"We had to offer them 15% but didn't have to let them have less than the amount we were mandated to offer them."

took the black cats bar. took it good and proper

"What do we want?" "Will Still" "When do we want him?" "Now" "What do we want?" "Dodgy flags" "When do we want them?" "Against the Mags, marra" "What else do we want?" "Seyson ticket cards" "When do we want them?" "When the owners mewve the mags, and redewce their ticket allocation" "What do we want?" "Hewmen rights" "When do we want them?" "Only when the Mags are playing, marra"

He's no Shane Ferguson, that's for sure.

Jimenez was A. Out of control B. Using excessive force. C. Endangering an opponent… It’s reddest of red cards, the only confusion comes from how unorthodox it was, the fucking idiot

This is my favourite Bruno quote on Miley from a few weeks back.

Fuckin idiots

Best case scenario, they score first 10 minutes and cling on after getting battered all match, only to concede after 9 mins unwarranted extra time to an unjust penalty. Rematch SJP they are limited to 1500 bubble trip in the usual God's, cos it's midweek and not safe otherwise, obvs. After witnessing a proper organised flag display celebrating NUFC heritage, we stuff them 9-1. Giddup as MF would say. Or just fuck them over at the Stadium of shite, I'm easy.

I heard the difference will be for the personal security entouage for Adam Pearson as he is a marked man in Mordor. Bit like the hobbits making their way to Mount Doom

He said he was really funny and great and stuff and implied he had a big ego or something like that. There was sone suggestion we were all stupid too

Mods, I'd like to know if there's a way of stopping a specific poster from reading your posts. Could I get a report on this by tomorrow morning please? Do I have a specific poster in mind? No, just wondering.

Their new anthem.

Nowt will happen. This lot couldn’t organise themselves whilst they watched their club go down the toilet over the last seven years. They’ll certainly not be getting organised for one match in a couple of weeks time. Their shite version of Wor Flags have all quit in the huff because the club said “ Not a fucking chance” when they presented their primary school level idea for a banner. That leaves the gibbering masses to actually pull off some coordinated action. When our first goal goes in, they’ll revert to type and be frothing, vein-popping gibbons consumed by hatred, whilst our glorious 6000 will be laughing in their faces, live on TV. The most they’ll manage is a few badly-misspelled bedsheets, which the Mag stewards will take down licketty split. They’re a joke.

Right- sorry lads, I know this goes against the grain, but we’ve worked out that the fucking gimp toonraider2 has been posting from a homeless day centre for at least the last three years, possibly more. As much it’s like shooting fish ripping the piss out of him, we suspect he’s also, like many in his situation, having mental health struggles. There’s a fair whack of the Patreon money left over, so we thought it’d be nice to help the lad out with some accommodation. I’ve had a word with Mrs.F. who works for a large mackem housing association that rhymes with Pentoo, and she’s recommended we can put a deposit on one of their single-person flats for him, and surprisingly it’s less than we have in the TT pot. So, I know we usually put this to the vote, but we figured time was of the essence and you’re all decent people who would see the good. Naturally, since all the Patreon lads have contributed, it’s only fair you see what you’ve paid for. Without giving away his address or any other personal info, the cost and an exterior shot can be found by clicking here I’m sure you’ll all join me in wishing the tragically humourless skinflap a Happy Christmas in his new home.

Aye great post. Probably took you half an hour and based on an incorrect premise. I hope you get the patient trolley with the fucked wheel tonight, I really do.

Let's imagine Lascelles was even a yellow card offence (it wasn't), how does that justify, in any way, Raul's leaping bum attack? Two of our goals came from open play, which even with a man disadvantage they should have done better on. Tofu and gravlax munching arseholes.

Did he post something? Yes. Did he say anything of interest? No.

"....and if I see Chuck from the good 'ol USA tweeting about getting tickets, alright if he's just on the bum, but if he actually gets a Sunderland ticket ahead of me I'll be, HOW! CHUCK, NOOO!!! I might not know the way to San Jose but I'm pretty sure I could get to the fucking stadio del shite!!!"

Quit the bitching Gemmill. Okay, so far the MLF's have come up with the following protests. Huge display bizarrely referencing Sports Direct. Looks laughably shit, blocked by club. Distribution of 10,000 red latex gloves. Sunderland dermatology department put on alert. Throwing tennis balls dipped in red paint onto the pitch. And, my favourite, contacting "Just stop oil" to block the NUFC convoy. I can see that working out well with 6000 pissed up pissed off football fans. I mean, we knew they had gone a bit insane but this is fucking glorious.

You've got to be better than this. You're not. But you've got to be.

I've noticed the real "crime" according to them is "kicking out" ST holders by not letting them buy their seat. I used to sit in the East stand for the first few years I had an ST and we were moved for Preston and Man Utd in the FA Cup so the idea it's a perticularly bad decision is of course bollocks.

Keane didn’t mention that Man Utd have spent a billion fuckin quid to go to Anfield and play like a team hoping to attain mid table respectability

That is not my best case scenario. I want us to pump them by 9 goals, 3+ coming from the local lads, win at a canter, game over as a contest before halftime, no injuries for our lads, stadium emptying around the 60th minute except 6k of our lot singing and dancing back to the coaches.

Oh Keith.

Neville was definitely the biggest critic like. Called it anti-football and went against the spirit of the game etc. But was noticeably quiet once we had Miggy, Perez and Rondon causing havoc for defences for 6 months. Never once gave him credit once he had us pushing teams more, when we had the players capable.

Get ‘em quick- they’re selling fast!

The whiff of Quiff?

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Bit harsh on the kid that, Shania.

Just be thankful I didn't set it up as it would have been CHE Vs NEW and I wouldn't have included any information because fuck yous, there's Google for that.

Some are genuinely suggesting that jumping your hip into someone's face isn't a red, but putting your arm across your opponents chest while challenging for the ball is a definite red card offence. It's all a conspiracy, VAR helping out the big teams again and all that.

Thoughts and prayers for your brothers neighbour

What’s Gemmill said, anyone? We’ve all got him blocked.

the likes of spaniel lugs will be in the stretch limo with staveley.

Uttrly fucking weird lie. A ST is for the league only. Of course you might be moved for a cup game. What else do they want, NUFC fans peppered around the entire stadium? I do like the fact we've "taken" the Black Cats Bar and it's being painted black and whit for the occassion mind (which is what they are claiming).

Get yourselves stuck into this.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for dodgy decisions going against the red Manc cunts and the red or blue Scouse cunts. But two yellow cards back to back… and for dissent? It makes a mockery of other decisions we’ve seen and will see during the remainder of the season. TAA against us for one. He should have had two yellows in reasonably quick succession but got away with the second yellow (which was blatant) because he’d not long been booked for dissent. If they were consistent with that sort of strict officiating, the likes of Liverpool, Man Utd and Arsenal probably wouldn’t finish another game with 11 men on the field.

Didn't the orcs or Mordor have a red hand painted on their shields or something?

Naaah marrow. The north stand are going to walk out on 70 minutes against Coventry, for reasons despite being a scholar of the fans of massive lads I can't quite fathom. This thread is 500 posts long and literally one of dozens about us. They are fucking gone.