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Misery loves misery hardman company.

Ewps sorry marras. Wuh didn't meyn to turn the black cats Bar into a pewr replica of bar 1892. Pleyse keyp spending your universal credit on our merchandise. Cheers.

RTG.....

So, before we’ve even turned up, we’ve taken their end. Good and proper. Thanks for reading my post.

At this point I am fully expecting their owner to rock up in a toon shirt, drink brown ale, and spend the entire match blasting "dirty monkey mackems" over the tannoy.

I think 'Kingy' has been had. "I give you shit made up tattoo for long time, Mister."

This flip flop just adds to the comedy

😀

I DO like the way they crossed out Haway the lad into Howay the lads btw. That is a huge piss take. Apparently the teams arecoming out to Local Hero too. The way it should be.

Well, they love sharing Paddy Power tweets around so.... The SMB is absolutely crackers btw. More than 600 posts on that thread alone in less than an hour. Literally tens of thousands of posts about a single derby match over the Xmas period. I mean, I obviously want us to win but even if we smash them it's not going to make up for the recent disappointing matches. If we lose, well it's just a one off match for me and Howe will retain my support, just focus on next season. It's only a game of football ffs.

At least if they force a replay our club will give them some lovely red and white banners in return. Classy from the club IMO.

They’ve started to notice the sign behind the bar (zoom in) FEEEWM

New signage for the black cat bar for Saturday - surely this has to have been faked to wind up those at RTG

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-fanzone-in-durham.1623813/ This is quite the read

As SpongeBob say, it goes back way before Ashley. I'm still scarred by selling Waddle, Beardsley and Gazza. Some are still reeling from selling Supermac and if Noelie were here he'd still bare the scars from Hughie Gallacher going to Chelsea.

What ya saying like?

This has cheered me up no end seeing the fewm over in Mordor!

Sat next to Sam Fender

"Eddie Hitler"

They seem a bit cross.

Think Eddie will get this season and the start of the next at least. He’s earned some good grace, he took over in November 2021 and we were bottom (or second bottom?). It’s just ticked over to 2024 and we beat PSG 4-1 in the champions league.

He may be performing miracles at Girona. However, I have seen two versions of Joelinton, Murphy, Lascelles. I'll stick.

People not really laughing at a Ricky Gervais routine is hardly news, mind

The fair market value only applies to related parties. So I wonder if there’s any scope for favours being called in. Maybe a £100m stadium sponsorship deal with the Yemeni tourist board.

My wife once got mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

This you @Monkeys Fist

"No blood on our hands" Just black and white paint 😂

Watch our fans smash the fuck out of the place now it no longer has black and white stuff everywhere. The chameleon move was ingenious TBF, it's getting SMB smeared on the walls in shit now.

I had a few things to do but fuck it, I think I’ll just head over to Ready to Groom for the comedy value instead

Aye mate, it's called the Stadium of Light, and the wider area of Sunderland, you fucking spanner

Plane Nonce

So far the list is pretty much obvious - Prince Andrew, Clinton and Trump who were already pretty much known about - I don't think I've seen any actors mentioned yet other than the typical accusations to Tom Hanks because of his reactions to the Gervais jokes. The strangest one is Steven Hawking apparently being accused of participating in an underage orgy - how the fuck would he have managed that, tie a strap on to his shins and have him drive backwards and forwards?

In Eddie we trust

What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt.

Not just the selling but the dross which replaced those players is what really hurts.

And minge, at which point I said Wahey minge, Mrs said "it's on a corpse" (which was somewhat obvious given said minge owner's body cavity was wide open and her head sort of split in two and she was on the coroner's slab) Mrs was strangely displeased when I replied "hot/cold works the same"

Just a tad 😆 Tbf its not just a KD thing, theres an undercurrent of "always believe the bad news" in a lot of our supporters that I think still stems from the Ashley days.