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Since they're not hurting anyone, at this stage I think it's kinder just to treat them like mildly bewildered dementia patients. "Is that right, you're a mid-table Premier League side and your teenage 25-year-olds are all worth £30m? That's lovely dear, now let's get you into bed."

“Nurse! He’s trying to phone Pep about Jack Clarke again!”

If we are after right wing we should get Joey Barton back

We also had ITV put the microphones in our [their] end so that it sounded like we outsung them at times to sportswash the nation. The mackem and ex-Sunderland manager in the studio were there to make minds think that The Learned Elders of the Protocols of Magedia had fuck all to do with the whole psy-op.

Cry boy cry

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/jack-clarke👏👏.1623787/ best in Europe 👍🏻

by bizarre coincidence I had a biology teacher at senior school called miss hume who was an absolute fucking belter. oh how we enjoyed reproduction lessons. there the comparison ends though, I've never once had a wank over trai.

Also, who could forget this? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45323426

"Nurse! Quick, Exile has been on twitter again!"

I don't think any of them were.

Fanzine editor, agent, actor, writer, film producer, gangster obsessive and podcaster who isn’t The Fish… 🧐

Just got back from a run. Wife says we have signed a new player called Fabian and he's well hot

I put up with a lot of shit, but comparing me to Steve twatting Wraith is a bridge too far.

Gullible has a whole different meaning on wearside

Was he playing?

I've got 16.5 days left at my current employer. So this is my first week back to work but I couldn't. Give. A. Fuuuuuuuck.

Life imitating art....

No fucking way!!!!

"Was the Kaiser a woman?" "Nein." "How could it be 'die'? Especially when he used to shag female staff at Christmas parties, eh." "Das Kaiser. He was 'Das Kaiser'". "So, Franz Beckenbauer was a thing, like a table where you can shag women on, wasn’t he?" "Der Kaiser. Der Kaiser!"

Another one who's raised his level hugely under Howe. Excellent news.

I really like this new discovery of theirs. Context, I think they call it. I wish we had it back when they beat us, y'know before they swandived out of the footballing spotlight. Back then the only thing that mattered was the result, not the bigger picture. End of the day the only reasons we won were; PR gaffes, the flag display being underfunded because it's the Christmas period, the flag display group pocketing the money and then fucking off to Benidorm, and of course our owners paying off the refs and their players to gift the win to our more expensively assembled team of better players.

"Sure thing.....this may tickle a bit."

I thought this was a good article on the game and the mackems in general from every MLF's favourite, a Durham Mag.... https://true-faith.co.uk/sunderland-away-2024-will-we-meet-again/

You overestimate him. He has 23 goals in the Championship over six seasons.

To be fair though, they’ve all had the last laugh as we’re happy we beat them when we shouldn’t care. Or something

Incredibly you still have people spouting nonsense about his potential worth after Saturday’s game too.

I was there (JPR amongst some other above average talent)

Aye he was an all time great. Led the “99” charge when the 74 Lions decided they were taking no more Bokke shit 👊🏻 Think he played in the forwards for his village third side till he was about 55 or something respected orthopaedic surgeon too.. some lad…

I found it bizarre they’d want to pander to the mackems of all teams A shit football team in a shithole place, with a shit stadium.

“ Si’ thee Geoffrey, grand tha could come along to gi’ uz tha thoughts on’t’ crigget … … but first, dost tha beat tha wife, lad?”

The gimp presenter on ITV, 'Manchester United have a great record against Wigan.' Of fucking course they do, they were a very, very good side when they were playing Wigan, yes, Wigan Athletic mainly of the lower leagues who were usually a middling team in the bottom half of the PL. It's turned off, fuck that, was Roker TV on Saturday, will absolutely be MUTV tonight.

That’s plainly not the case in Yorkshire tha knows 😆

It's New York, not Yorkshire that's de rigueur these days, Herr Isegrim.

"The creatures outside looked from Arsenal TV fan to manager, and from manager to Arsenal TV fan, and from Arsenal TV fan to manager again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

Has she applied to be fan representative?

I’m with the mackems here like, not so much with the scarfs but the breakfast snack bars they also gave out- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME TRADITIONAL ENGLISH POCKET CHEEEYSE?????

What has really upset me is them telling us we’ve got a far better team and a lot more money than them. That’s the last thing any fan wants

Contract extension

Which one? His weekend garb… Or the “ Night out in Julies”

That would be an ecumenical matter

Firstly, I'll second what fish has said, and then add that we also need a 4th striker, but I will accept a 3rd first.

I'd fucking love these to get promoted now btw. They'd get absolutely beasted for 38 games and we would 100% take 6 points and possibly some more free drinks.

Luke O'Nien's middle name is Terry. I don't know why I find that hilarious but I do.