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I mean, maybe I should stop insulting pigshit by comparing it with the mackems? Not only has this responder mixed up South Africa and Saudi Arabia, the OP has liked the post! 🤣

I think it was Alex who said that a longstanding TT rule was that there must always be one "against the grain" deviant. Can't get my head around how persistent that rule is tbh. I reckon only around 75% of them are Quiff too.

And so is his wife

KCG is a bit busy but he says to tell you “ dinna fash yersels ya cunts I’ll be with ye in twa shakes o a lambs tail, ken?”

Typical mackem.

His favourite band is Houthi and the Blowfish.

Quite the post this, btw: simultaneously showing a complete lack of understanding about what is going on whilst inadvertently revealing the only thing they’re actually bothered about Thick as fucking mince

We're celebrating it apparently.

"Why you magedia/cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen with your never ending agenda of putting Sunderland down!"

You are correct it is (or was - fuck knows what night clubs exist anymore). Please feel free to quote me - in five years I would still prefer to have the biggest cock in a night club one night a week over some trophies - however, the latter is far more realistic than the former.

He’s from a town that makes bombs for BAE, sold to our ally, Saudi Arabia. This is insulting to mince.

Hey, I'm no grammar fascist. We all know the universal rules of football message boards. Someone punches a horse, we're all horse punchers. Someone shags a seagull, they're all seagull shaggers. Someone shits on a seat..... Etc.

I mean, I was joking, but no, many think the Houthis are a great bunch of lads.

2014: Brendan Rodgers is Liverpool manager. He wants a new striker as he’s just sold Suarez to Barcelona. He gets Mario Balotelli 2015: Steven Gerrard leaves, goes to MLS 2018: Klopp is manager, he sells Coutinho to Barca and signs VVD & Allison. 2019: Liverpool win champions league 2020: Liverpool win league title So Liverpool had to beat Man City and Chelsea to get these two big prizes at the end. 6 years on from a massive downgrade in selling Suarez and bringing in Balotelli who’d already been deemed not good enough at Man City. The Liverpool squad in 14/15 beggars belief tbh: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014–15_Liverpool_F.C._season I don’t know where you put us in that timeline but it’s either 2014 or not long after. I personally don’t buy the sensationalist headlines from Hope et al. That’s not really what Eales said in the interview. What I’m trying to say is I suppose we need to have some patience and certainly don’t take things in the media at face value. If Bruno does get sold we’re going to have his replacement (he may actually be at the club already) and proper improvement on others lined up. This is now a professional outfit. I’ve put the LFC timeline up and shown how quickly (or slowly depending how you look at it) things can turn round….

well the dream came true for this guy so why not

Imagine having a serious conversation about conflict in the middle-east and the west getting involved due to attacks on merchant ships and some spanner in the group interrupts someone in the middle of speaking and THIS is his contribution. I think I'd piss myself laughing, what a fucking idiot

Listen, if you think I'm letting PaddockLad, Toonpack and RobinRobin monopolise the dad jokes, you are SADLY mistaken.

I recorded the audio from the episode to try and spare the lugs of those who are just OVER any NUFC related content (you know who you are!) but this place doesn't accept audio files. Which is a shame cos the next thing I was gonna do was record a personal fuck off message and post that.

A trequartista?

He's briefly on the latest Pod On The Tyne showing off the geordie he's learned and he does an absolutely PERFECT "Alreet wor kid"

I demand a club that fights......and wins.

aye, 9 points from them will be a doddle.

The same Saudis that are part of a coalition pulled together to help Yemen are the same Saudis who hate Yemen. Makes sense.

FYP

Can we use European Courts after Brexit? Asking for a xenophobe.

Her ignorance doesn't include the Palestinians in Gaza being another example of people who were ethnically cleansed in 47/48.TO Gaza.

I definitely got that impression too. Giving them enough rope came to mind.

I have suspicions the whole Saudi league loan business (started by Ashworth's comments) and the PL quick rule change attempt, was part of a building a case exercise.

Superb reply PL. Like you Hope is totally blowing up what was said and getting clicks the miserable cunt. No doubt in time we will have to sell, but I trust the club to do the right thing and reinvest in the right areas.

And....... I'm guessing the SMBs are still on the side of the yemenese houthis which makes them actual traitors to this country? BBC News - US and UK hint at military action after largest Houthi attack in Red Sea https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-67932725

https://archive.ph/vMrDq

I was ridiculously proud of myself the other day- Fist Jnr asked if there were “guitar films” after watching Whiplash. I showed him the final play-off scene from Crossroads, and said “ It’s basically the Karate Kid with guitars instead of Karate- same actor too” He said “ I’ve never seen the Karate Kid, Dad” I said “ It’s basically Crossroads with karate instead of guitars- same actor too” … then walked off chuckling to myself as he threw cushions at me.

Must be a global re-launch as it's also back down under in the coming weeks. When I was a teenager they pulled me out a crowd to film a bit for a Gladiator advertisment next to one of the female Gladiators https://www.gladiatorstv.com/international/australia/gladiators/storm.php They didn't end up using the footage in their ads, upon reflection it may have been because one of us wasn't attractive enough.

We demand a club that tries. And also wins.

patient?

It's a controversial opinion but with Joelinton out injured there's a job here that Hayden's experience could be valuable for - rubbing down big Joe's quads during recovery and thereafter pre and post match.

Okay this one made me laugh

Aah I call that pulling the ole' Ryan Fraser (who despite having dwarfism, still has longer arms than Pickford).

Tbf that did turn out to be a fantastic bit of business

Pope Sell him and buy Englands No. 1 on a 8yr contract. Then immediately buy Pope back (fuck FFP) and hoy T-Rex in the reserves… don’t even give the little cunt a squad number.

That and revealing how bereft of knowledge they are

Dilemma time for the inbreds, given we're now bombing Yemen.

this thread man, for fuck's sake... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-consequences-of-hosting-football-in-saudi-arabia.1624767/ it's astonishing really that the same cunts who en mass boo the taking of the knee are all in reality paragons of virtue and yet none of them seem fit to point out the blatant racism of this twat here.... and he's one of many on that thread. not a big reader of truefaith these days, website seems to be fucked most of the time I anyway, however this durham mag nails it here..... https://true-faith.co.uk/sunderland-away-2024-will-we-meet-again/ this excerpt alone sums up these moronic cunts to a t...... Later I saw pictures of our players, staff and directors being abused on the walk to the main entrance with chants of “Scum, Scum, Scum” which will be water off a duck’s back I expect. Unpleasant and nasty given Amanda Staveley was part of the party who smiled serenely but this isn’t the first time they have dropped into the gutter as those of us at Roker Park witnessed the Jackie Is Dead chants as well as the vile targeting of Sir Bobby Robson with “He’s Nearly Dead” ditties and you just knew their knuckle-draggers wouldn’t be able to stop themselves from disgracing themselves with stuff about Gary Speed on the weekend of the game and previously. Amanda Staveley was the target of some particularly nasty abuse and some of the ghouls had gone to the trouble of having a flag made which was gratuitously offensive though to my knowledge she has never made any reference towards them so where this bitterness comes from towards one of the few women in football is a mystery. Songs about Alan Shearer and AIDs are pretty standard now and Steven Taylor will recall songs about them wishing he was dead in response to some mild jibes about the quality of their team. There is lots more of course but let’s be grateful there wasn’t an opportunity for the yahoos to embarrass the region by booing players taking the knee in support of anti-racism initiatives which is standard behaviour down there I’m told.

This is all bullshit for me because we shouldn't be looking to sell. But ... there's no way Wilson, Schar or Pope would command big enough money to give us the sort of wiggle room we're after in the market. Willock too is no guarantee given the disruption to his season. What could we realistically hope to get for Wilson? And from who? He's a massive risk for anyone looking to buy a striker. Unless we ship him off to Saudi. I put Bruno for a few reasons. Firstly, there appears to be a desire from some truly massive clubs to bring him in so there's buyers. Secondly, there's a minimum release clause in place that shuts down much of the bullshit about what he's to be sold for if he were to be sold. If he were sold for around 100m we could reinvest an enormous amount (4x/5x the transfer fee or so when considering amortisation) to get 3-4 players of potentially his quality into the club in multiple positions. That is actually a potential game-changer. Selling anyone else is not in the same ballpark and not to be considered the type of game-changer that selling Bruno would be. (Apart from Isak, but I think Isak is actually completely off the table because for the most part strikers are more difficult and more expensive to replace.) Mind you, I'm not convinced that selling someone is on our agenda (unless it is for ridiculous money). I think we are still nowhere near our revenue ceiling with more money to come in from sponsorships for this that and the other. Hopefully, we can hold off for a few more seasons and keep building the squad before we start thinking about selling off one of our key assets. We should sell Matt Ritchie to Al-Oilalala FC for 80m. Then invest 20m in lawyers and the rest in the squad. Easy peasy.

Friends of Brian Smith, lifelong steam railway enthusiast gathered to mark his passing earlier today. Unfortunately Brian was run over by a class 4-6-0 engine on the nearby historic railway. ‘It’s how Brian would have wanted to go’, said his best friend Derek, ‘In fact he was chuffed to bits’.

I’m getting stupider reading their posts, and I didn’t have a lot going on to start with