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I saw a fella knocked off his bike as he cycled out at the junction at the top of the General when I was in school. Cyclist never checked and moved out onto the west road straight into a car. Like most cyclists he had an issue controlling his temper and proceeded to stand up, pick his bike up and throw it off the bonnet of the car (despite the accident 100% being his fault). The fella got out of his car, decked the cyclist, and threw his bike over the wall back into the General. I saw some pretty fucked up shit growing up in the west end, but that was comfortably the most surreal. The fact that the cyclist then stood up and lobbied for witnesses - "did you see what that man just did to me?" etc, made it even funnier, as if he'd blocked out causing the accident and then vandalising not only his own property but the car of the poor cunt HE cycled into. He wandered off to the old copper station over the road and that was the last I seen of him. I presume nothing came of it, and the desk sergeant thought it was as funny as me and my mates did.

Nailed on not a single penny has been paid into NI, Council Tax or PAYE from any of the cunts at their end asking this question

They can ride three abreast of they want. There's no law against it. Funny how motorists all call cyclists entitled cunts yet moan when they're slowed down for 5 seconds when they're off to the Garden centre to potter about because they've fuck all else to do in their sad potatoe shagging lives. Last night I was going home on the bus. I was sat on the top deck looking out. At the traffic lights about 5 cars all with drivers looking at their phones. Then an ambulance came blue lighting up the road. Non moved as they were too busy watching Cat's falling off sofa's the sad peado cunts.

"I'm afraid you've just fallen short of your annual targets, err, HMHM.... and as such, I'm terribly sorry to have to say there'll be no birthday or Christmas card from Mrs Dickson or myself this year."

Errrr, I think I'll just pass despite it having a competitive minimum wage, on-site parking and only statutory holiday entitlement, (probably statutory sickness too) but it was a tough decision knowing I'll be giving up a chance to get a birthday and Christmas card from the Dickson family. Didn't even notice the amazing X1 death in service or the 3% pension. They've got a fucking cheek charging the prices they do is all I'm saying.

The rest of his money, did he just waste it?

Technically half the bridge is in Gateshead which was in County Durham 50 years ago and therefore belongs to Sunderland. So why don’t they make a start on it?

Have you been around for an International break yet @Dazzler. ? Fuck me. You’ll be in for a treat.

Well am not satisfied marra. listen to the blurb they put on the website: Well marra, there was never any coal mines in the city of Poocastle itself (well, maybe a couple yonks ago). Newcastle's coal came from the SE Nothumberland pits or was stolen from the Land of Prince Bishops. Whereas, there was a working pit in Sunderland right until 1993! It's well known that the phrase was "like selling coal to Sunderland" until the black and white gravy stained scum maggots stole it off wur. FTM!

When I lived in Clapham I was walking around the common and saw a lass knocked off her bike by a van. I ran over like a concerned citizen to see if she was ok or needed help or anything, the conversation went as follows. Me - “are you alright?” Her - “does it fucking look like it?” Me - “fuck yourself then” And I left, she wasn’t dying afaik

Fucking Blur??! BURN HER.

KLD who has ties to the Saudis and did everything in his power during the derby to get into bed with them? Also "reaction to Di Canio's personal views" - His personal views were that he was a nazi and loved a bit of fascism, and everything the nazis stood for which was basically *checks notes* murder and oppression. McMackem is a fucking bonehead. Ooh lets defend someone who was all about murder and oppression (because he beat the mags 3-0 once and banned ketchup in the canteens) whilst simultaneously calling Saudi Arabia for murder and oppression.

Renton heading to work this morning.

Work location: in person? You work within yourself? Damn, I much prefer transmutation into being somebody else. I'm out.

latest score, bit of a shock Brazil 0 Hull City 1

Another bumper crowd tonight. There must be 20,000 sat behind the camera

"Imagine if Hendo had of signed for Feyenoord instead? Ah'd be saying, 'Gerrin, Jordan lad!' That'll piss off the Mags because lots of raysuns. Might have a treble link now betwayn Ajax, feyenoord and the lads, am shewa feyenoord lads winna mind Ajax joining in one of owwa many, many speshul relayashinships? FTM, son." "FTM, Dad."

not much changed then really.

I think we should make a thing about Durham being part of the kingdom of Northumbria so we claim everything

he doesn’t like to talk about it. He’s in de-Nile

Aye marra. Was thinking as well, the Blaydon races was about races in Blaydon, Gateshead, County Durham. But y'knarr a knarr the first bit is set in Poocastle. Why don't we let the Black and White bastards sing the first two verses and we'll have the other verses and the chorus like? FTM.

Fuck the PIF for not painting the Tyne Bridge! This post of course then triggering severa dozen more about why we shouldn't have an NE mayor (like nearly every other metropolitan region) because "Wheyz why shud weez payez for their bridge lyke?". Honestly, these cunts are an absolute embarassment with their petty bitterness, jealousy and paranoia. They're an absolute dead weight holding back the entire region.

I actually agree that it's safer for cyclists to ride at least two abreast. Oh, I nearly forgot:

Bewwwwww!!!!! Beale owt!!!!!!!

Worried in case a Mag sticker is on their seat.. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/north-stand-seats-tonight.1625321/ They really do look after those seats don't they.

What has Romano ever done for us? Joao Pedro? Fuck off.

You think that's bad? Take a look at the state of William, walking just behind her here.

Every fucking day with you, you never shut up about it

The population of Sunderland during the English civil war was <1500. By contrast, the population of Newcastle during medieval times was about the 4th largest in the UK for most that time.

My favourite one is still the English civil war thing. I.e. a minor skirmish which involved hardly any, if any at all, locals. At a time when Sunderland didn’t even exist in any meaningful sense. Which was actually related to the Bishops War, which was a part of the civil war where the Scots wanted religious freedom. So they allied with the parliamentarians in a ‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend arrangement. You’ll be lucky to find it mentioned in any academic texts. They’ve created a Wikipedia page which references a a website that mentions it in passing. Off the back of that they’ve created a mythical story about its significance and how it’s the root of the rivalry between us and them. It makes the Athletic Bilbao stuff look credible.

That's why he got caught up in a pyramid scheme

They do it already with this "Land of the Prince Bishops" thing. (Capital Durham not Sunderland of course but anyway).

Well he’s a shocking advert for journalists so it’s not surprising

There used to be kids yoghurts called ‘Fiendish Feet’ and the bottom of the pots were shaped like two feet. I’m sure one of the varieties was called ‘Pharaoh Nuff’. Jesus wept at the absolutely useless shite I’ve got stored in my long term memory

You're Egyptian? I never knew that about you. Pharoah nuff

That's still a good one, even from when Denisovan man was telling it.

TT Alumni news

Funny how the cunts suddenly manage to cycle in single file once they realise it's the police behind them, eh?

38 pages ! Excile quoting his twitter links all over the place. Meltdown is in full swing. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-chairman-al-rumayyan-faces-74m-lawsuit-for-‘carrying-out’-malicious-instructions-of-bin-salman.1625186/page-34

Really puts our injury problems in perspective.