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I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting

Piss and shit has a habit of fading plastic (I have no idea if this is scientifically accurate but let's just say it is).

Paqueta is out for two months. He'd fit right in.

I'm sick as fuck at the minute but then I realise I'm not exile so it's not all bad.

And don’t forget the poppadoms.

Put him at ease, have this as your backdrop

The evidence is there, in fairness

18 years old, so older than Miley and banging in goals for fun in the U18 - get the cunt in and on the bench for the Fulham match - he can replace one of the many, many goalies.

Fucking hell, CT has turned into an Arsenal fan.

I would’ve gone with Basque/Wear as opposed to Wear Basque Football Tournament like

"Chemtrails" btw. Where the hell is Parky when you need him. Here's a photo of the dastardly RAF in WW2 not going out to bomb Fritz, no, but even then spraying us with chemical for <insert reason here>.

Ah but Forest owe us, seeing we palmed off reluctantly let go of Wood and Shelvey to help our their cause.

Being without a foreskin has some advantages

I got tinnitus as a side effect from my chemo, it’s really strange how much it acts up when our lasses mates come round and I have to leave the room/house. Should probably look into it

Really hope we are selling Almiron. We have Murphy and Barnes both back soon so I don’t think we need a replacement immediately, we could hold off until summer and make sure this year was strong profit FFP wise.

I desperately don't want us to sign Solanke, the figures being quoted for him are a joke. Hes 26 and this is the first time hes managed double figures in the premier league. He only got 6 in 32 starts last season. Hes a 50 million pound dwight gayle.

99.99% of people in Bilbao ….possibly more…

Tell him he’ll be the butt of some jokes as nobody had him pegged as being in to that kind of thing. Then tell him he’s got to own it- send an email to all involved apologising and saying next year he’ll make sure to do his Mother’s Day shopping privately.

YOU FUCKIN WHAT??

Hard to disagree on most of that. Britpop wasn't a musical movement. No way would I lump Suede as Britpop and they were supposed to be the founders of it. Pulp ditto, as he points out. Don't know how you could have a "Battle of the Bands" between Blur and Oasis when they are nothing like of each other and both shit, especially the latter imo. Why weren't the Stone Roses Brit Pop, why weren't Radiohead? Manics? It's a load of manufactured bollocks. That said, as you allude to, it doesn't stope the feeling the 90s had its own ziegiest and music was part of that, fondly remembered, the best days of my life, as is the case for most people (meaning their 20s). We also had Keegan and NUFC, the fall of Thatcher, genuine renewal in Newcastle, fall of Berlin wall (just before), optimism. Also that said, music journalists, like critics of films or food, sports writers, or anything else, fuck me off sometimes. Easy to snipe behind the pen but what the fuck have they actually done? Jo Wylie may have contributed zilch, but has this Neil Kurkani either?

She was the friend in question

It could be anyone. Thoughts and prayers to the stripey half of Madrid when they try to recruit them into the cult of football fwends.

c) Don't browse for butt plugs on a work computer.

Actual runny shite.

You have to hand it to the persistence of these weird needy bastards. I strongly suspect not a single local person will turn up to this "inaugural tournament". .

Have you seen the outcomes of private education?

Its just woken up. Ive grabbed a couple in the Leazes 🙂

Her timeline is a shit show. All climate change denial and other conspiracy stuff. She can ram all of it and her dopey kids up her hoop.

She has four kids. Her husband earns 75k a year (that's 53k after tax) but she sends 2 of the kids (fuck knows about the other 2) to a private school for 15k each a year. So she spends more than half her husband's salary on private schools? What about her mortgage? This is clearly unsustainable, whatever VAT LAbour are going to add. Spare me the fucking boo hoos and move house to somewhere with better state education if the local schools aren't good enough for you. The following paragraph where she bemoans her neighbours spending all their money on booze, takeaways and lottery tickets. Any residual empathy I might have had for her is gone. Fuck off you welly fannied Karen.

Deserve everything just for using asses instead of arses.

And if we were going to pay 18 million for Solanke I'd be fine with it. Finding great value isn't easy but we shouldn't be paying more for this lad than we did any of Bruno, Botman or Gordon who are all younger and better than he is.

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Not to mention was it just a few months ago they were fewming for not getting selected for the Euro bid?

This amuses me. Their seats hav turned pink again. Not sure the frat boy will be able to get away with the same grift again getting the fans to do it for a Kingsfood hotdog in a burger bun.

Bayern must be getting some encouragement if they have come back. I suspect we’ve set the acceptance fee at £20m.

Tbf Kulkarni whether you agree with him or like him suffers from the same disadvantage as all critics … if you’re paid to come up with an opinion on something you absolutely will come up with something to say, and therein lies the problem for me. Some of it sounds forced, and it absolutely is all completely subjective. If you listen to the pod the hatred most of them (all bar the host Al are ex MM) have for the NME journalists who in the 90s went straight from the NME to the BBC in some way or other is fuckin visceral and it undoubtedly drove some of NK’s content as the Britpop article illustrates.

That’s beyond tragic. Honestly, what are they hoping to achieve? Which team in red and white will be forced to endure them next?

I've got to say this Neil Kulkarni news has affected me much more than I thought it would. I've been driving a lot lately and listening to the chart music pod constantly, his take downs of Morrisey and Oasis amongst many highlights, but the fucker was also so funny Anyway here's a glorious article about britpop by him https://neilk.substack.com/p/please-please-just-fuck-off-with?r=4kh3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

If her kids are as thick as her, there's a good chance she's wasting £15k a year.

And we all know how unlikely they are to change any time soon. Fucking great isn’t it?