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I think we all know which stand PL will be in tomorrow:

Glue factory?

Good riddance you cunt

I think he is getting mixed up between Udogie and N’Dombele but who i think he actually means is Pape Sarr. Or posisble Bissouma. To sum up, PL is a massive racist.

Hope it’s nothing too trivial

The better the player we have, the more of this is gonna go on, so people better get used to it. Good players know their worth and they make you pay for it, and they'll run the negotiations down to the wire to get what they want. The other side of this is that we'll no longer be handing ridiculous contracts to players that are doing nothing but stinking up the squad. No more pictures of some can't believe their luck no-hoper with a pen in their hand and a wtf grin on their face.

Let’s hope the door doesn’t hit his teeth on the way out

Here’s hoping Liverpool turn to shit like Man Utd after Ferguson left

Such a loss for The Premier League and a fantastic role model, dignified and a warm human being

As far as criminals targeting my family, it's not what any of them want to hear but I'm afraid my strict policy is that I don't negotiate with terrorists.

I hope they blow the title on the last day of the season. Try and see him do his farewell three pump salute to the fans in those circumstances.

Whirlwind + Time = rapid changes. Team + TIts = group sex in hotel Sunset + Solo = Moving on. I’d say this means he’s absolutely done with shagging Wykiki’s bird.

Oof, I'm sorry to have to report that they all look the same to PaddockLad!

just catching up with all this... hat doffed to @trophyshyfor the glue factory quip! can only hope the red dippers are taking this badly, not just a little bit badly, but really, really, really fucking badly. what with their neighbours 10 point deduction and another potentially pending, now this.... must be an absolute fucking hoot living in the capital of self pity at the minute.

Buy 10 of everything from Primark whenever you shop there so everyone still thinks you're a tramp. Have 5 cars but they are all white Sanderos and kept in garages scattered throughout the city. The most important thing is this though - buy top notch electronic equipment - the best telly's, consoles etc, but make sure you knock up a few snide invoices from Brighthouse and leave them dotted around your house so everyone suspects you got them on tick whenever they come to visit. Problem solved. Plus you'll still have hundreds of millions sat in a basic savings account that you can look at and feel good about yourself whenever you want.

The holy trinity of football management.

Liar. Four posts.

Either way....

Crikey that’s a stroke of luck for your old man A mates dad was in Suez, drove and fixed trucks I think. Korea was another cunt of a posting. One of my dad’s mates went and never came back, he was the opposite to your dad, got backlisted and ended up there. Dad was involved in getting his name on to the war memorial in his village https://www.thesouthernreporter.co.uk/news/williams-sacrifice-is-recognised-in-special-eckford-ceremony-761256 My grandads cousin is on the same memorial but he lies in a commonwealth graveyard somewhere near Vimy Ridge..they added him at some point but there was no room on the front so he was covered in shite round the back and they only rediscovered it when the cleaned it up for the rededication

Just remembered that I also witnessed this live

I may be changing my mind on this conscription lark

The rest goes on extra security to keep Fist away from his missus when he turns up with the Sainsburys order

He needs it. His cleaning lady is on £70k pw.

Well here's hoping Salah buggers off too and things fall apart for them. Also really hope City convincingly win the league so he doesn't get a heroes send off of any kind and the gap between them and the top is as obvious as last season. Good manager and all no doub but he's been an utter prick for the last 2 years or so at least.

Heard he was in for a 12 week scan with wykikis lass

Their message boards are a sombre place to visit right now. It's glorious.

Anyone on RTG suggested they should make a play for him to replace Beale yet?

Nope. May be very old but still plodding along. Probably no chance of inheritance so I'll have to build up the super (pension) a bit more. Probably be working till lunchtime on the day of my funeral. 🙂

“I don’t have the energy”/“am getting done for noncing”

HMHM has entered the chat.

Don't know the show you "guys" are talking about but Meenzer makes an interesting point about the difference between English productions and other English speaking countries reality TV shows. When editing shows for broadcasters in Australia or the US of A, we, editors, are forced to make what the industry calls Frankengrabs, so taking pieces from various interviews/scenes, to create the story/drama that the production wants. Next time you watch Married at first sight or some such shite, there are multiple clues to a frankengrab, it will sound slightly robotic, the inflection between words will sound wrong or there will be a lack of natural rhythmn in the sentence - sometimes you get lucky but generally you can hear them. Visually the clues are you will see the person for only a small part of the whole time they are speaking, usually at the start, then they will cut away to reactions from others in the scene, a non-sync wide like the back of that person's head or even exteriors of where the scene is. It's manufacturing something from what is often already an extreme situation the protagonist is placed in. If you are making the same show for an English broadcaster they don't allow frankengrabs - which is the way it should be.

Apparently, like Bob Mortimer, he does his own dentistry.

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

I was calling him it years ago but cunt seemed more fitting so I just moved onto that.

Everyone sussed him quickly but it doesn’t stop him

I wouldn’t put this past him just tuning into the victim mentality of the place. He probably just wants an extra week off….and some praise. you can see it in April. “The fans outpouring of love has persuaded me to stay”

The thing to do is don't tell anyone and don't make any changes to your lifestyle. Stay in your job, maybe upgrade your cutlery and a couple of your power tools. But otherwise keep it entirely on the DL.

Yeah, hopefully. Felt the same about Ferguson, hatedboth their mind games and petulance, but honestly would love to have a manager like that here (with the accompanying success of course). Magers like Pep who do great things and remain likable are rare as rocking horse shit. I guess maybe Bobby Robson had an effect on him, somehow bypassed Mourinho mind.

he could do a job on a 6 month loan. we just need bodies in midfield and up front at this stage

Choosing a car lease payment over your pension is OK if you're in your 20s. I mean it's still wrong, but it's understandable. At your age, @Kid Dynamite, it's pension all the way I'm afraid. Join the Ford Focus club with yours truly.

Well played, Khajmandoswidanjaman. As Belanov is Ukrainian you do obviously acknowledge the territorial rights of Greater Russia. If not I will have to tell you that Belanov was shite when he played for Gladbach and got arrested for shoplifting, the little bastard.