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Strange how now the nights are getting lighter, Villa’s form has dropped off, coincidence ???

Imagine.

"Bey canny funny if I put some weyad thought that's come into my head about the Mags which doesn't rayley involve Sunderland but somehow mayns they become shit in a way that's complaytely implausible on RTG for the rest of us MLFs to laugh about. It rayley cheers us up laughing at the gift that never stops giving our imagination fewal to imagine bizarre situations up."

Bit late, but…

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

Nicely combines two of my previous observations, I.e. even their fantasies are shite and that they often involve us being shit rather than them being good.

Changed the thread title to something more respectful now that’s he fucking class

What about a Cher song? Do you believe in life after Bruce?

@Zathras - looking good, lad.

Where would the other 13 teams play, you batshit Mackem bastard?

The official reason the SMB admin have stated why NUFC match threads are pulled and hidden is that they don't want the opinions of the posters to impact their revenue streams (you'll notice that unlike here on the SMB you are subject to targetted ads). Considering 99.9% of these posts are from mackems being offensive to arabic people, that tells me that they must be indirectly profitting from Saudi which is ironic. But of course, that does not explain why the threads are only pulled if we win. The truth is, the SMB admin are embarassed by their own members, including some of the mods.

So I think it’s agreed ASM isn’t fit to tie Gordon’s bandages.

Just another shining example of the bacon muncher's ineptitude.

If you expect me to willingly watch anything with Rio Ferdinand in it then you're sadly mistaken.

Claiming credit for predicting a defeat in a game we won is a new type of…. well, am not sure really…

Declaring it early has definitely never done any damage in the past.

Definitely deano if not quiff, but taking a day off requires you to have a job so it probably wasnt quiff

worse than that, they had to download an app

Is the one in the left after she’d gotten her teeth done?

None of this will matter to him. He’s Swiss- they’re a very functional and practical people ( dull as cloudy piss). Lovely scenery though, and the flag’s a big plus.

I notice you can't read the thread about our game last night. Now that's something I don't find hard to imagine.

Makes you think

Hard to see how he isn't our player of the season, as long as his form doesn't drop off a cliff. He's been consistently brilliant - our most threatening player and the work he does off the ball is equally important to how we play - and he already has 7 goals and 5 assists in the PL alone with almost half a season to play. They are decent end of year figures

Ah yes, the Jimmy Hill tax.

I think its £5m for him and £45m for his chin

NUFC.com

A fucking great ebening for us. Gan on there Eddie Van Helsing.

"Solution to dissolve the superglue I used as lube and now I'm stuck inside my sister." "Pram to take the dog down Seaburn in" "Blue pop"

It's definitely that they got sick of the front page of Sunderland biggest message board showing mostly threads about Newcastle United. I don't buy the claim that it's for fear of advertisers pulling funding; a) how much money does it cost to maintain that site? and b) I can't imagine advertisers would much care about content on a messageboard as long as it isn't legally troublesome or wildly offensive.

Maybe @Andrewcould offer his services if he's feeling bored and show them how to go on as a mod although he'll have to watch himself as there's bound to be some newly converted hardcore MLF in NZ who of course loved STID and hates Newcastle anarrl, marra who might end up paying him a visit? (In between starting up a new football club over there with red and white stripes, naturally).

It was pulled in seconds of the whistle. Ones we lose are just left. They are transparently tragic man.

Just looking at Schar's goal in the Premier League. He now has 12. Same number as a bandaged person

Let's get physical, physical! Let's get physica...... Actually, let's not bother.

Last thing we need is Southgate fucking up any of our players tbh.

I'll have a word with Wor lass

I enjoyed Jenas's description of Villa's performance as "bland". Game recognise game.

We'll lose this.

He didn’t sound too enthused when Watkins scored either tbh, just a sad old cunt who should’ve been put out to pasture decades ago…

Concerted tweak

Bruno's covered an extra 3 miles just gesticulating to the Toon faithful

An actual professional journalist (who isn’t the knight) asking if both sides were winners. In a scenario they presented as being one club v the other. The dozy cunt