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If we’re going off usual Mackem stats, that puts the real attendance at around 78 people

Big Joe and his agent tonight discussing his new contract.

Every now and again he reminds you that he's still Jacob Murphy.

Lucky Mike.

Howe needs to wake up to this Burn situation. Livramento straight away looking like a mobile full back. Bench Burn and use him as cover at centre half. He's been embarrassed on a good few occasions this season.

Seen a few replies on twitter and on RTG saying they were where it happened and it wasn't racist. Now, I'm not saying their partisan support of their club has made liars of them, but their partisan support of their club has made fucking liars of them.

Just so we’re all clear on the rules. Being a rapist is fine ✅ Telling a rapist that he’s a rapist is a no no 🛑

0-5 to the righteous men of workers unity.

4-4 The new headless chook!

Burn thought he was an attacking midfielder, completely out of position and we're 4-2 down. Atrocious decision making today including the manager.

Are you referring to our fourth or fifth goal?

Brilliant work from Gordon picking it up on the half way line. Needs more step overs though.

I’m fucking mikes behind

We should create a thread purely for stuff that only happens in America.

If he did his homework about Luton then he would know that their RW is the fastest player in the league. Not sure what Howe expected to happen with that match up today

Burns defending and Murphy's attacking cost us the game today. They both need to be well away from the starting XI when we have a full squad

All of them. Fuck the lot of them and their shit future student flats they call a stadium.

"I don't like it up me!"

Shut up you fucking grass.

Alright Big Sam!

That should be it for Burn. He can't be starting at LB from now on.

In this day and age can you really play just a player for his aerial ability? He just looks so disadvantaged everytime he's running or doing anything with his feet. I know he does well at times but we've got one of the most promising full backs sat on the bench who did brilliantly well everytime he played. And don't overrate the aerial factor. We've conceded a free header in the 6 yard box already.....

We’re losing the midfield battle. That’s the problem. Also we need to be ahead before we run out of gas in 60 minutes. At least we have options off the bench for once, but two of them can’t be fully fit

no, let’s agree you’re wrong

courtesy of KD.

Gordon incredible again. We'd be so toothless without him

Nefilim'dYP

My all-time record is just shy of 2lbs. Doesn’t sound much… oh, but it is.

Apollo Deed now

We'd still be playing now if they'd done that at anfield.

Didn't happen of course, Liverpool would have been playing into the 105th minute without a doubt.

Just took the 4 goals doe Eddie to hook Burn

Shambles absolutely shambles from Burn. Just fuck off Been found out time and time again and Eddie still starts him.

FYP

Ciggy might have two goals, but he's been wank in passing and holding the ball.

Our midfield man Longy so soft there And then shite defending

Back up about 10 minutes ago. Are you lads on dial-up?

Doesn't look like he's been out for a long time. Looks sharpe as

He's on a hat trick now, dickhead!

his lack of physicality has been exposed on more than one occasion already though when he’s had his pocket pinched. Not a criticism like. He’s only 17

Listen, the most important thing here is that you enjoyed having to post a picture of Maxi's much more successful replacement.

I thought I was bored

Bring back the 90s, I say