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Bilbao black cats.... "WHERE'S THE BIT ABOUT SUNDERLAND!? I EVEN SENT YOU A TWEET ABOUT IT!! WHY ARE YOU SCARED ABOUT THE TRUTH?!?!"

It'd be the only thing that actually belongs there.

"Shut the fuck up, Lee. How many pasties you ate today you fat, baldy cunt?" "Why don't yee tell me, numbers boy!" "You can't count, can you Lee?" "I can't, no"

No fucking way so they trust Ryder with the FFP articles. They let Ciaran Kelly write those while Ryder sits in the corner eating pasties and shouting "NERD! have you finished your numbers article yet, NERRRRRD?!" and giving it big pastry teeth grins.

"What the fuck are trying to say here, like, Rarfie? If my name's on it y'kin take it to Barclays, Lloyds, TSB and any other fucking bank. Tread carefully, son, tread very fucking carefully ahm telling you here, mind."

I assume Pritchard would have been on that list before he left...... for 100k.

Apart from the horrendous insensitivity and crassness of Sunak here, and his trademark refusal to apologise,what really actually upsets me here is the fact it is dog whistle politics like this that leads to murders like Brianna. He is the prime minister, the leader of the country, he knows this, and yet he still does this. As Alex said, whether or not Brianna's mother is present shouldn't make a difference. The way this lot of tories have debased everything this country stands for is truly sickening. And they call themselves patriots. I don't want them voted out. I want them to go extinct.

Please return that joke back to the British Museum when you’re finished with it

I hope he reads this, scores at the weekend, runs up to the nearest camera and scream "aah've got puuuuuuuuuuubes" into the lense.

That's my general standpoint as well. This is basically the point I made yesterday about the cunt that got banned from the stadium. I may not understand trans people or how/why they feel the way they do in terms of identity but I equally don't care to the extent that it wouldn't change my opinion of someone if they were trans. Just treat them with a bit of general decency and don't fucking pick on them for one aspect of their entire existence, just because you don't understand it. It's a pretty simple thing really and it covers you for all racial, religious, gender or sexuality related situations that you may encounter. However, the opportunity to get a few 'oohs' from his party was too big to avoid. I bet he felt a right dick when there was nothing but uncomfortable silence and the odd bit of shuffling behind him given the situation. Assuming he even noticed like.

I heard CT thought he had a strange looking new pube till he pissed out of it. True story so they reckon.

They both come from good families. Too polite.

It’s never too late, rise up brothers and sisters! TO ARMS!!!! I went through as many of the female variety as I could, particularly working winter seasons in the Alps. I saw it as reparations for generations of oppression. It has to be said, they do bang like shithouse doors in the wind and love a bit of rough. ( Worst shag I’ve ever had was also some private school bint, related to Katherine Hamnett, who was the sailing instructor at a place in the Lakes I was a climbing instructor at. Like shagging a corpse with a minge like a flesh sleeping bag. ).

Aye, transphobic dogwhistling from the actual Prime Minister. He's pathetic. I don't fully understand the whole trans thing and everyone's position so I just keep out of it, but all you have to do generally is not be a cunt. He can't even manage that.

KR'dYP

That seamed a little on the nose. Is someone bullying you at work Gemmill? This is a safe place, you can talk to us.

'Lewis, another great performance and at only 17 as well! It must be a great feeling for you playing for your boyhood club?" "Yeah, everything is going fantastically well, even the other week I got out the showers after training and noticed I had a couple of black hairs sticking out near my willy! I phoned wor kid for advice and he said it was just natural and part of growing up which was a really proud moment for all of us, although I did tell him not to say anything to mam and dad as I'd feel a bit embarrassed, like."

He's clearly been told by someone to say how XYZ is great for him and his family as it's mentioned in pretty much every interview 'So Louis, you have managed to wipe your own arse today' 'Aye, its a very proud moment for me and my family' I am sure now they do some sort of media training. It must still be mental for some to go through, but he's done brilliant.

Fine! Northern England : Newcastle/New Zealand Cockneys : Manchester

Yeah this is a low in Renton's TT career.

I love the way as soon as you suggest some reform, even as mild as making private/public schools pay vat, it's described as "class warfare" when that's exactly what they've been practicing successfully for centuries.

I remember my first couple of weeks at University. We were in catered halls in that first year. Anyway, it took me little while to cotton on but lots of people in the halls asked what school I’d gone to. I thought it was a bit odd (like how the fuck would someone from another part of the country be familiar with Seaton Burn Community High School. It was, of course, the privately educated sounding you out to see if you were a pleb or one of them. Within about two weeks they were sat in their private school cliques. I hasten to add not everyone from that background was like that - some couldn’t wait to disassociate themselves from that bit of their life. However it applied to the vast majority of them.

Turnip lists bunch of players who MIGHT be worth £15m+ - None which are worth £15m. They love to include Bellingham in every one of these lists just for name recognition so the list doesn't completely read as a who's who of who's that.

Stuff like this is why Keegan's loved as much as he is. Always talked the club up, always wanted the best, was a superstar of his time and was still a man of the people.

It’s fucking disgusting patter anyway. Obviously made worse by the context. Can’t wait to get rid of these cunts

It's taken you this long? For what it's worth I think whatever training they receive focuses on the wrong thing. They are often so guarded, so bland so as not to provide soundbites or make mistakes. When really, a course that allows them to be more human and have a laugh would make interviews way more interesting. It's a game after all, they don't need to hit the soundbites like a backbench MP

Gemmill 30 years ago. "Ha'way man my fellow fan of massive lads. [whisper]. Everton are going down this year marra. Mark me words, put a ton down at 10-1. Like printing money marra".

I am convinced the upper class genuinely do not give a fuck about those in "lower stations". By upper class I mean the Eton/WInchester brigade. And this of course includes the aristocracy and the royal family. No empathy, no thought, we're like insects to them. I actually learned this back in the day when Mrs Rents was a trainee barrister and I had to meet these fuckers at the traditional dinners you had to go to at the Inns of Court. I remember one dinner where they got some semi-famous singer at the time and he sang "Streets of London". They all loved that, apparently completely oblivious to the meaning of the lyrics, like Cameron liking "Eton Rifles" (although on reflection he probably did understand and like the lyrics). Afterwards I met some Duchess or other who asked where I was from. "Newcarsle? Oh, I've been there once, dreadful place". She then regaled me with a delightful story about how on the time she came up to Newcarsle, as the train was leaving Kings Cross, she remembered she had forgotten something, got the conductor to stop the train and reverse back into the station. Train was only an hour late apparently, no matter the inconvenience to hundreds of northerner plebs. And yet. A sizable proportion of people from our region still tug their forelocks and doff their caps for these fuckers. I wish we'd had a French style revolution and exterminated the fuckers personally.

Last car I bought on PCP turned out to be skip when I sobered up.

There were cheers behind and to the side of him. Crys of "shame" from in front of him. They are almost to a man/woman utter, utter cunts.

The 7ups crudely photoshopped in

I think 16 clubs to be honest, because Chelsea will want the rules relaxed to suit their crazy spending (which would effectively mean having to remove the rules), and Man Utd have just took on a mega rich new partial owner who will want to build them back up, which requires a shit tonne of money - considering the dross they've spunked fortunes on in recent years. Out of the big 6 I can only think of Spurs, Liverpool and Arsenal that will want to fully shut up shop as it's them that are the most at threat IMO. Man City are already huge, but will need to invest to stay at the top of the pile and they tend to abstain from these votes as it's cutting their nose off to spite their face. I can see this being the thing that breaks the stranglehold the big clubs have on the league, as now they aren't as aligned as they once were. Even a tweak to bring the rules in line with UEFA could well see Chelsea go bust if they don't start getting regular CL again.

Actually watched it. Fuck knows why as you say, what a boring bastard. I also got the distinct impression his fascinating tale about how the conversation with the Sky executive was the idealised ‘this is what I should have said’ version of events

Completely agree. The NUFC coach needs to pull up outside the PL offices and drop off our L team. L for lawyer.

One can only hope.

Her employment history being Neighbours, a few bit parts in films, a couple of singles released, then marrying a billionaire 👌🏼

Well we've always thought you look sufficiently like a prisoner.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68209738 This is a decent story about Peter Butterworth from the Carry On movies. It’s recently come to light he was in MI9 and in charge of coding during the Great Escape and the Wooden Horse escape from Stalag Luft III. The bit that made me laugh was “When the story was adapted in 1950 for the big screen, he auditioned for a role but was turned down for not looking sufficiently like a prisoner.”

What's Craig doing in a bookies in Sunderland?

Nailed on Netflix (sic) is a big fan

Think the PL did produce a dossier onher, and this was passed onto the police and then the club. This included information such as when and where she walked her dog? Think I read that anyway. Tbh I don't know the ins and outs of what she said and avoid transgender politics with a barge pole, partly because it has no impact on my life, and partly because it seems to bring out the worst in people - as in this case with her nazi/hitler/flag burning shit. But unless she was doing this at the match or was in some other way connecting herself to the club in her social media, I feel quite uneasy about her getting banned for her views, which have been deemed not criminal. I've written a fair bit on here that could see the shady cabal knocking at my door I reckon.