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“It’s a desolate shithole full of cunts, I rent in Newcastle but still have to work here, I cant understand the people, i feel so far from home, I had a kebab for breakfast yesterday and a man offered me a can on the way into training, he probably shouldnt have been driving that taxi”

That kids fuckin brilliant. I can’t understand anyone criticising him

Michael Beale seeing that.....

Eddie's been at the Sunny D.

Wilson was like final season Shearer at times but Shearer had the excuse of being about 36

He’s only 22.

So how much cover in midfield did Dan Burn get?… we’re still suffering from teams dinking it over the top of the press…

HT score....

I work for a company with an excellent apprenticeship program and can say without a shadow of a doubt that in the last three years I have witnessed that this is absolute bullshit. Gen Z kids at my place regularly do the site work, work nights, pull in most of the overtime. They are quite often the ones that question the "it's always been done this way" crowd and come up with much better ways of working. This isn't a new phenomenon though, a few years ago I was regularly being told in the press that as a millennial I was lazy and a snowflake, which hurt my feelings so much I almost dropped my phone, at work.

The thing is with Jamie Redknapp is that he’s a fucking cunt

Take that you SCABby cunts

That’s the Friendly Cup. It’s priceless, marra.

Well this went so well I think I’ll make it a regular feature.

One of my favourites is Tyson Fury using the excuse that his positive test for nandrolone was actually due to eating uncastrated wild boar

There's a thread on the SMB about STID3 coming out. Anyway, Below is a sample post below about how everyone loves them around the world globally because of it, and what great fans they are ( there are dozens similar). Apart from being tragically needy, I honestly don't know why they think the fans came well out of this. I distinctly recall them abusing Coleman, who always struck me as a decent person, being taking for fool by two con men, and iirc actually assaulting the camera crew? I mean, fair play, it was classic entertainment but not in the way they think. Also I thought wearing replica tops was a mag thing...

I’ll take ‘things Mrs. Wyki would like to insert into Callum’s anus’ for 500.

Dubs is more at fault for the goal than Burn IMO. He stays on his line and he has a chance to save it. He had no real need to come out.

I'd say Dubs' lack of coming out nearly cost us for their first chance. He's tried to come out for the second and been caught out doing so. Poor judgement.

It isn’t his fault though. Everyone knows he’s slow and is likely to struggle against a pacy winger. Blame Howe for putting him in this position where he’s going to be exposed.

Its a trillion dollar business as is NFL/NBA etc. When Froome was caught backed by Murdoch millions he got the best lawyer available and the eve of the TDF they dropped a 80k page document on the desk of WADA on Asthma in dogs and why this certain drug was used to help. He like most elite athletes 'has' asthma. He had in his system the equivalent of 3k puffs on a fucking Ventolin The mother fucker is the most decorated GT rider that's 'clean' yet before Sky the cunt couldn't get out with a bunch of club riders. Ratcliffe took over Sky when there was all sorts of rumours over voldermort and his staff and what was going on. He said that wasn't going to happen on his watch and TBF it's not really. Sure a 37 year old Gerant Thomas is still a GC threat but it's not anywhere near as laughable when Cookson was head of the UCI and his best mate Brailsford was head of Sky. Then you have 'Yorkshire's own Lizzie Deignan' She missed three dope tests and blamed it on the UCI not knocking loud enough. What happened? Well, British Cycling couldn't allow Golden Girl to be found guilty so once again they get top lawyers. Financed by Team Sky. Why? She wasn't riding for them. Oh, Brailsford again. Anyone who thinks the golden lot of Hoy, Kenny's etc are clean are deluded. High on Lottery Money they're fucking filth. In Summery, Elite sport is business. Where so much money is backed it's not good to have big fish who bring in fuck loads of cash in to be caught doping. So it's always the little fish caught. A total charade.

You telling me Tuxedo Junction no longer exists? 🥺

Quelle surprise! Like a moth to the flame.

That is one angry marrow.

There is no muscle that Callum Wilson can't injure.

Doll eyes fuckin Redknapp saying the scabs should’ve had a nailed on pen! Why don’t all the fuckers on Sky just wear “We hate Newcastle” placards around their bastard necks! The fuckin creep presenter may as well be eating a cheese slice and drinking fucking blue pop, the cunt.

Howe long was he out with his achilles?

I noticed that Shameless from one of the Bilbao Black Cats to act like that

Strange why he didn’t bring on Murphy

Excellent work. If Bruno goes in the summer, we've got no chance replacing him with anything close.

There'll be 16 Gio Reyna threads on the front page of the SMB within seconds if he scores.

Thoughts and prayers to @PaddockLad obviously.

Fuckin badge kisser

One of the greatest lines ever committed to song in the history of popular music

Current mood

The cheers when he sings "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die"

This should come as a surprise to absolutely no one