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Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was first published in two local Newspapers !! If you are curious, it was the Bicester Times and it was the Worcester Times.

This wasn’t me but it appeared in a WhatsApp group. Some people are just cruel 😑

We should be doing away with the people still voting for this lot. Boot them out of their houses.

A home draw vs Man City would have been nicer, and I doubt a good number of reserves will be in for them in the FA Cup like they were in the league cup so that adds to the difficulty level of the draw but we're still in it until we're not - We've still got a punchers chance of going through. Though our form lately, this could be the punch in question:

FYP

The only thing this season has proved is that there are probably as many fuckwits in our fanbase as in every other club … bar Nan United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Sunderland, Man City, Spurs etc obviously. The shit and the expectations some are coming up with is absolutely retarded. Of course there are some things that aren’t going well, of course there have been poor individual performance, of course there have been mistakes by the coaching staff as well. But the hyperbole and over the top slagging off of players is really annoying.

Ahm shewa they’d have been checking out parking for Wembley tbh

"Ahm shewa if we were still in the FA cup and hadn't have got beyt off the mags we'd ahve beyn pissed off getting man city away anaarl, marra."

"Ahm shewa if we left the EU we'd have fabulous trade deals anaarl, marra."

Imagination, will make a Mag of you.

Now, if he was doping while at Man Utd he needs to get his supplier done for false advertising

Luckily he retired about 5 years ago

No way to talk about your MiL.

Of course he fucking is. My in laws MP. They’re under my command at the ballot box this time though. I’ve stopped them from taking the Daily Mail and scared the MiL witless about Trump by making her read Sarah Kendzior’s book Hiding In Plain Sight. My tanks are on that hideous fuckin cunt’s lawn 😤

It would be madness to get rid of him. It’s obvious injuries have decimated us this season. He deserves a good crack next season.

Aye totally agree and good analogy. I reckon at the start of the season you start with a full tank, and like you say you need to manage that throughout the season. Our tank has been depleted by the fixture schedule and the injuries, and all the clear up of fixtures (to an extent) has done is slow down the bleeding. It doesn't refill the tank, I don't think you can do that during the season. I feel a bit shite for Howe and the players cos Howe doesn't want to make excuses and the players are exposed to all the social media bullshit.

That's AMORE!

Ah’m shewa ivery Preemya Leaygue club will be in for Jobe for at leayst £45million, once wi sayuh tharits what The Model sez ees worth, marra.

"Ahm shewa if we were in Yewrup we'd beat PSG anarrl, marra."

A couple of deals with Saudi will sort Chelsea's woes out. Watch as we struggle to flog Almiron for 7M to an MLS side though.

They just didn't imagine enough in those games.

From what I can see the flirting is one way traffic and I’m pretty sure LTA would probably rather cut their own balls off than engage with a bald, pedantic, superior minded prick from Seaton Sluice.

Probably a tactic to hide just how many Tory MPs have these sorts of allegations hanging over them.

Top notch.

There's is literally zero indication that the club is looking to peddle Howe at any point - it's fucking mental how much the media is trying to put pressure on the bloke - No wonder he looks like he's aged 10 years in the last few months.

I fucking it! I knew there had to be a reason we won that game that couldn't be explained by "a premier league team with a smidgen of remaining confidence (at the time), and quality players overpowers middling championship team with zero premier league quality, whilst never getting out of second gear". Fucking Saudis man, ruining the game - just like they ruin the carpets in embassies - bastards.

I mean, I did miss off the 'equivalent' bit Sorry @toonotl

Ugh, I picture you pulling over to the side of the road on your bike, unclipping your shoes, taking your helmet and mirrored glasses off and demanding that toonotl wind down the window of his ute for you to make this point to him.

There's a long thread on the SMB about the Sunderland branch being closed. Needless to say, it's descended into insanity. FTM!

Well, there's only one Giro before the Tour in a season. BUT It still stands. There were people trying to say its not fatigue the other day. Sorry, but that is still having an impact and if you don't think it is you're just stupid.

We've got more scope for improvement than all of those teams though. We're gonna close the gap gradually.

Ahh fuck. Just learnt the mackems would have beat us in the third round had it not been for the Frat kid owner who ordered them to stand down. It does beg the question, why would you support the players of a team that obeyed this order, cunningly disguising themselves as being dog shit instead of playing their usual Brazil 70 selves? I expect a lot more bewwwws at the SoL next match following this revelation.

Wear tighter underpants if that continues to be a problem.

Dont be shy, pet.

Just wait til she finds out who was Home Secretary last year.

They probably thought being out of the EU would be a piece of piss as well.

It should at least be debated. Delaying the debate looks like they're hiding from the issue. And yeah, I think it's reasonable to suspend someone accused of rape or assault from Parliament pending the legal process running its course.

That’s a shame- seemed like a decent bloke.

I'm beginning to think playing Ten Haag's Man Utd in last years final was the best chance we will have in a long time of winning a cup. What are the odds of us managing to avoid Arsenal, Liverpool and City in an entire cup run again?

We were never winning it this year anyway if we’re being honest. The cup run was worth it for putting the mackems well and truly in their place. Not to mention the incredibly rare sight of us winning a penalty shootout.

A de-aged De Niro nods approvingly, hacks up a load of phlegm and then goes for a stop/start piss whilst complaining about his "mulla fuckin' prostate"

lose this and i'm starting the next match thread. that should be a warning enough for the lads to get their shit together 5-0 - ritchie with all five of them after starting the game at DM