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He's clearly a sitter. Good man.

Amount of times he says 'obviously': 0-10 - 4/1 10-20 - 2/1 20-30 - 1/2

Imagine getting upset over a tiny little flag on the back of a shirt collar? I'm old enough to remember when they butchered the union flag for the 2012 Olympics by making it look like Lisa Simpson giving a blow job. Still fucking raging.

Ah, the famous Marakesh Bazaars, CT would thrive there back in the day, his spiritual home. "Meester, meester, you buy sofa? Only 20,000,000 Dirham. No? Free fabric protector!"

First sentence!

Loads of bong too

Turns out we've signed a deal with JD Sports to be the only 3rd party retailer of next seasons shirt (outside of the club/Adidas). Fat Mike is fuming https://www.catribunal.org.uk/sites/cat/files/2024-03/16375724 - Sports Direct v Newcastle United - Summary of claim 21 Mar 2024.pdf

But does she really have cancer? And you have to ask yourself, where is Meghan Markle in all of this?

From an article in the beeb about the new England kit: I’d like to think Joe is a sweaty on the wind up

Starmer is a bit dull, that's as harsh as anyone can realistically say yet the far right are labelling him a socialist loon and the far left are labelling him a tory cunt. That's how I come to the conclusion that he's probably the right person for the job. If he's pissing off the minority of either side of the spectrum then he's probably going to do alright by the majority.

exactly. owen jones and co are welcome to piss off and form their own meaningless reform-style party for the hard left where they can all sit in a circle and talk to each other about their principles. they had their go running the labour party and they fucked it. let the grown ups win power and start the slow process of rebuilding the mess the tories created in the last 15 years.

Hes not saying until the election. Several members of the dog walking gang in his neighbourhood are waiting to pounce on his every miaow 😑

I think I'd vote Green tbh

Based on this morning, a free half devoured mouse to every householder.

Corbyn’s ‘bravery’ did a lot of fucking good and was fundamental in facilitating a hard Brexit tbh

Talking about John Barnes, 'Obviously Micka will know him really well'. Errrr...

Knowing his alleged record I'm sure Richards will be happy with that.

To be fair, he has more in his vocabulary, to be fair.

"Good game, good game!"

"The Big Issue has obtained the first pictures of the unseen £7,200 Harry Kane statue, commissioned in 2019 by Waltham Forest Council" https://www.bigissue.com/news/social-justice/harry-kane-statue-pictures-waltham-forest-council/

80s? Did you trudge through it? Did you meet CT?

Played against him in a charity match a few years ago. Couldn't get close, his 1st touch was unreal.

Him and cole, fuck me, class.

What a fucking player he was.

No, Blair doesn't count any more because he is apparently far to the left of Starmer and his cabinet. Goal posts were shifted yesterday, can't talk about successes of the past, only allowed to talk about an imagined future. I would also consider myself a "moderate left" if we're putting labels on things, or centre leftist, or whatever label of the Peoples' Front of Judea you want to use. . I'm also a pragmatist and a realist. This country will never vote for the type of socialism promoted by Corbyn and his followers, that's the hard truth of it. I am convinced Owen Jones and the like enjoy being under a neo-facist government so they can twist and moan about the predicament the country is in. Getting elected into power and actually practically helping people, not so much.

Unfortunate choice of phrase for Pedro, considering 80% of his enormous head is his chin.

The fact that photo has it's own wikipedia page suggests it's definitely mainly A

Aye I couldn't believe that.

Duran Duran were more 'notorious' tbh.

Are they responsible for creating the amazing atmosphere at the Emirates?

It's cowardice. I need the votes of brexiters so we can't have an adult conversation about the EU. I need the votes of transphobes so we can't have an adult conversation about trans rights. I need the votes of mail readers so we can't have an adult conversation about drugs or the role of youth services in preventing crimes so instead we'll have more crackdowns I need the votes of EDL types so I have to fuck the flag and worship the royals No discussion allowed. As I've said before this will never change as once theyte in power they'll be scared of losing those votes.

If that is not an example of PR management I don't know what is. I couldn't give a shit about the England flag either way and I bet Starmer doesn't either. You'd rather he came out and said that and lose voters though I assume. (He can't avoid the subject either because the tory media will inevitably ask).

I'm in Marakesh for some guaranteed sun, it was in the 80's till 2 days ago. It's been nice and cloudy since we got here yesterday

Got some Max Headroom vibes to it.

Calling Richards "Micka" all episode.

Didn’t they do well?

Obviously

Ellis Short on steroids.

They have started a sticker campaign.

Aye, one of the funniest things about Bruce is every fucker knows he’s lazy as fuck. The fucker barely bothered taking training sessions, rocked up late or not at all, it’s all pretty publicly known through player interviews etc. Despite this he takes massive offense to anyone that even suggests he’s not a massively hard working bloke , the bloke could have put some effort in but he genuinely just went straight back to watching Telly in his office during training sessions after being outraged by the notion people thought he was a grifting cunt.