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Do we ever win when he doesn’t play? He’s like a younger version of Exile1968

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/absolute-tramps.1631166/ 😂

7 points from 9 in the last 8 days with half the squad crocked isn't too bad of a return

Home v QPR. Is there a more underrated English player of the last 40 years? Some of the goals he scored and created out of almost nothing were incredible. Just a genius really

You'll all be absolutely thrilled to hear that Silva has been complaining at Dubravka going down injured and frequently breaking up play.

Brunooooooooo

like a fucking yoyo beardsley. was a sensational signing by cox out of nowhere and a privilege to watch him in that promotion season playing along side keegan. tarnished things with his move to liverpool and waving to the kop while still playing for us. came back and was once again magnificent to watch with keegan as his manager. went way beyond 'tarnish' subsequently though by turning in to a massive ashley sycophant as well as a bit of a racist bully towards kids. will never forget his hat trick against the mackems on new years day a couple of months after signing, shame really that the latter stuff nullifies it a bit. well, for me anyway.

Almost a Man U/Ten Bob-esque type victory in the end. (VAR needs to fuck right off asap as well). Und was ist das? Alan Smith doing the arsenal game? Well baste my bollocks in white sauce and call it figgy pudding. I just didn't see that coming.

They call SJP "the land fill". Don't think I can ever recall any litter on it tbh. From this thread:

Thought we probably edged it slightly after Howe gave them that bollocking but it was two poor teams on the day. Should have been 2-0, mind. What a shambolic decision that VAR check was

Aye that sums it up really. Barnes made a difference. Bruno came into the game second half. And Gordon for me crucial again.

Remarkable three points after a shockingly bad first half.

Aye - as soon as he goes to the screen you know its disallowed

I am fucking sick of VAR. It's fucking never ending. As soon as anyone scores, they're looking for reasons to disallow. Here he fucking goes to the telly. Fuck this game.

Willock and Ciggy making Rashford look like Ji Sung Park

I have a mate who's the biggest Smiths fan ever and also more woke than Rayvin. I asked him about the fact that Morrisey has turned out to be a cunt and he said he accepted it but was too far gone for it to ruin the pleasure he'd given him. That's how I feel about Beardsley. (And to a lesser degree in terms of tarnishing his legacy Andy Cole).

He can go shove them up his arse after that VAR shambles

Looking forward to some Marco Silva salty, salty tears in the interview.

Whoa whoa whoa! We don't say things like that when we're in the 99th minute and peoples stream may vary!

Great win

Should someone tell Traore his hair is on backwards?

Cant we just take Lewis Hall off and be down to 10?

It was fouled by Burn.

Schar needs to forget about runs like that at this stage of the game tbh.

Kissing the badge. Oh dear. Fucking beautiful!

I went to shops the other day. They were charging £10 per strip of Velcro What a rip off

Autistic? Because that’s the only vague similarity between me and Ben Affleck’s character.

As I walked into my local shop the other day, some bloke attacked me with milk, cheese, yogurt and cream I thought 'How Dairy?'

It's fucking true though. I read something just yesterday which almost seemed to suggest that they'd plucked him from obscurity. So fucking weird.

To be fair the 5 minute injury break in the first half so Howe could give a coaching session was textbook shithousing. Must have been absolutely infuriating

I'm sure they'll blow full time right on 99 minutes just like last week.

Nine minutes???? Where did that come from?

How does that even qualify as a clear and obvious error though?

He had chronic indigestion.

How is Leazes these days?

I can't remember if they hate him yet? They soon will if he takes up that job.

That group tells it like it is. Unless they’re being blackmailed not to

I love that they sent someone out on the news to talk about how these phishing attacks are a real concern. You know what else is a real concern? A serving MP actually falling for this and sending pictures of his tackle to someone he doesn't know on a dating app, and then finding himself a victim of blackmail leading to him providing contact details for other MPs. You know what's a further real concern? That two of the MPs whose contact details were shared immediately also shared pictures of their tackle in response to completely unsolicited flirty texts from a complete stranger. We all have training about phishing attacks at work ffs. The attacks are not the concern, it's stupid cunts falling for them. Especially when those same stupid cunts are meant to be capable of running a country.