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They let him off the hook after he promised that he would Paquetin...

You usually get called by them from birth or thereabouts 👍🏻

He was just waving back at Ballard

A man and a women were trapped in a lift. After about twenty minutes the bloke turned around to the women and said; 'Excuse me, can I smell your vagina?' The women is shocked and disgusted, 'No you cant!' 'Must be your feet then' said the man.

This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up... A few years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Newcastle 2019 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in a factory fire. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts, but she never stopped believing. And then finally, last month... She was crowned Miss Sunderland 2024.

A reverse image search says the accounts belong to CT Investments Ltd.

I guess he finally landed.

I was sitting on a bench having my bait the other when this old dear came and sat down with her chihuahua. It kept jumping up at my ankles, begging for some tasty morsels, so I turned to the old biddy and said “ Is it ok if I throw your wee dog a bit?” ” Of course, yes” she said. So picked the little rat up and chucked it in to the traffic.

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Mike Ashley reading that....

To be fair, he also tried it on Isak who simply sidestepped him and it led to the penalty, making him look like a total dickhead in the process

I like the one where he’s in a seemingly innocuous situation and somehow, something gets misconstrued, leading to him and others shouting over each other. Later, at a lunch with his shouty mates, and maybe some celebrity guest, they shout some more. Eventually he realises he fucked up.

i like the idea that it's automated, so it least it removes any bias to favour the team with the right badge

Is this about @Christmas Tree ?

I’m getting “PM me hun” vibes.

That was a brilliant challenge in the same way his mate Ballard had a blinder when they played against us

Wait a minute, you like someone??

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Did you at least get to call the canteen Sabu & Gunga Din’s Chicken Curry with Rice Parlour?

depends who’s writing the code: **if_shirt=red**

Not entirely sure but based on 2022/23 85% of our turnover (£250m) was around £212m, we spent £187m on wages (which appear to be included) which would only leave £25m for additional players (inc. their wages, agent fees and transfer fees) assuming nothing else changes. We're also allowed to spend 85% of profit from player sales, plus the extra revenue from the CL games. In short, it's probably no better than it was previously, but it's slightly better than the UEFA model. Seems shite - we want the luxury tax or they can fuck off IMO.

Moving offices shortly and there was a vote on what to name the three meeting rooms. I offered: Patterson Osbourne Hope Genius if I do say so myself. Nobody got the reference, and worse still, nobody had watched the programme. I am so old at this place. Now the rooms have suitably beige names.

Ring me later, yeah? Place is full of snakes.

Miss Sunderland 2022 and 2023 right there.

“Oi Lee, put the kettle down and have a look at this. Have you ever seen so much wallpaper in your life?”

I get what your're saying but it's not really a valid comparison. We did it to PSG before the squad fell apart mind. Atletico are a well oiled machine who've played in the latter stages of the CL season in season out. We just had our first outing in 20 something years with a squad full of players that have been de-bruced and given a shiny new coat of paint to try and pass off as CL footballers in a ridiculously difficult group. And Howe still nearly made it work.

What does your business do?

Some familiar faces there

OJ Simps done

There a pound signs involved. Wolf Jerky only deals in pennies.

Fetishising O'Nein (did he even play against us?) is no different to fetishising Cattermole. Just a limited footballer who likes to kick people.