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Earned my trucker wings this morning. On the M11, the part where it’s two lanes- I came up behind a group of ten wagons, all of which were doing 2-3mph less than me. Looked behind, stacks of cars, looked at the time, 6:15am, so I’m allowed in the right lane as it’s before 7am. Indicate, pull out, hit cruise control and begin the slowest overtake of the most trucks I’ve done so far. Kept looking in the mirror, and the line of cars was ever growing, checked my progress, slow, but advancing. Felt a stirring in the loins Twenty minutes later, I passed the leading wagon of the ten, got a cheeky headlight flash to let me know I was clear, and pulled across. By this time, I could literally feel the waves of rage coming from the cars behind, it was like getting the best BJ of your life, then feeling your balls getting tickled just as you arrive in Cockermouth. I was rock hard, laughing like a bastard, and counting the Audis as they flew past. Fucking glorious

RTG Max Allegri Beyn brilliant for Juventus but at the end lewked a bit fed up and lewks like he needs a new challenge. Could he be up to a project of getting the lads back up? No pressure from the fans, pewa love from the fans and a chance to bey happy again? #imagine?

this is their fan park last night apparently. official attendance..... 47,087

they're mulling over whether or not fabregas would be interested on managing them. currently working at como 1907 who've just been promoted to serie A. poor spanish fucker would have sleepless nights mulling that one over.

Like Henderson*, he fucked off the millisecond he got a better offer. They’re both products of their academy, which is something to be proud of. And you can’t blame either player for looking after themselves. But I really don’t think their respective careers are the ‘win’ mackems seem to think it is. *Obviously he’s suffered a backlash for going to Saudi. Not even joining Ajax, who have Sunderland to thank for inventing Total Football, has seen him forgiven

Man who plays for club in the region has club in the region mentioned. Man who last played for a club in the region 7 years ago does not have the club in the region mentioned. Oh the humanity.

Don't you dare - they'll win the league

I'm going to start a self help group called MHA, (Mag Hidings Anonymous), for all the poor Mags who've taken numerous hidings from MLFs after we committed numberless faux pas usually witnessed by neutral football fans who silently approved of the tough, hard justice meted out by the Pale Riders of the Durham Plains, the Massive fans of Lads. Anyone is free to join, just start off by introducing yourself to the group by saying, 'Hi guys, my name is [insert name here] and I've took one hell of a hiding from an MLF after setting my lip up' and the group will welcome you with open arms and see if we can all learn humility from the greatest set of fans in the world, Sunderland AFC.

My Mum somehow managed to link link the decline of society with the rise of video doorbells yesterday. Beat that if you can.

The state of this cunt, man. it's like a non binary fusion of Nadine dorries and de pfeffel Johnson.

Not sure I'd want to use those toilets but probably okay for some.

The mass hysteria / group psychosis experiment that is RTG

honestly man.. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-and-newcastle-fans-in-germany.1635165/page-2#post-40873881 one of them invents a little tale and in no time at all it 100% happened. the thread then branches out in to further tales, of how every other clubs supporters while out watching england, wait for it.... hates the mags and we always get a hiding whilst on england duty. it's a miracle really that there's any of us still.alive.

Nice to see Nissan gave them all the night off.

bbc look north getting hammered for stating pickford's from washington, which he is. they're really not happy unless they're finding something to get themselves in a tizzy over, the stupid mackem cunts. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/look-north.1635136/

I must be one of the most fortunate mags to ever draw breath me. I've ventured to not only roker park but also their new hovel on numerous occasions as well as a shit load of derbies at our place. I'm not a huge england supporter but I went to the rous cup game at hampden in '85 to see chris waddle play and also ventured over to france in '98 for the world cup. I've walked the streets of the spanish costas as well as numerous greek islands, not only that but I've also took me life in to me hands by flying from ponteland airport where the mackems prowl the departure lounges like red and white gurkhas. despite living life on an absolute knife edge, some might say even recklessly, I've never once been levelled by a mackem. it's nothing short of miraculous.teally.

"and here's your commentary team, Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon.'

I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but going to derbies since the late 70’s home and away, I can’t once remember these hard as fuck Mlfs, coming to the Toon mob handed, aye there’s been confrontations but only cos our lot tried to disrupt their escort. I don’t know of once where the tramps have tried to get in a pub or pile over on the metro and cause havoc, and yet if all of us ‘mags’ were all soft as shit, you’d think it would be a regular occurrence. At least it’s believable with West Ham, Boro, Chelsea (they are slimy sneaky fuckers though) ….We all know what the mackems are, and they confirm it every hour of the day. Sad cunts. But great comic value.

She's not wrong, it was all in that book 1984, a Doorbellion future awaits

Was doing a charity run this morning, taking some essential meds to a bunch of sick children and some emergency food to some starving puppies. On the M11, the part where it’s two lanes - There was a line/convoy of eleven trucks and the last truck in line pulled out and proceeded to overtake the rest of the convoy at maybe 1-2 mph faster than the crawlers. The cunt took about 20 minutes to get past, by which time there was a huge queue of riled up drivers, I saw several Audi drivers making the wanker sign at the retarded trucker. Needless to say my arrival with the critical supplies was delayed and the sick kids are now thought unlikely to make it through the night and the puppies died !!!!

Mag-Like behaviour.

You know every year we get two or three university students coming on here surveying our takes on supporting Newcastle? If a Psychology student wants to make a name for themselves, they should study the behaviours seen on RTG.

The bogs are actually just the fence that the sign’s on. Marras on one side, sisterwives on t’other.

please don’t

Which is in Washington

It is nice to see that they've forgiven Pickford for saying the best atmosphere he's ever played in is at SJP though.

But… don’t they claim Washington as their territory? I suppose when everything, everywhere, all at once, sends you in to paroxysms of impotent rage, it’s hard to keep track

In the interests of balance.

I say it every time and I will keep saying it every time: The Liz Truss line

FYP

Someone is salty Bellingham chose Real Madrid

“ Eeya, Marra’s, this wrong ‘un says he speshileye… shpecilisis… … ‘ees fayvrit subject is Paediatric Psychology! ‘E’s after young Mick n Mickayla, and the babbys! “

Half an hour after making the post on RTG:

"The marra Emmett Brown jumped in his Deloreyin and travelled back to 357 bey cey and bucked a Persian blurt and birthed Alex, marra. He wrapped the babey in his favourite home strip, with Niall Quinn on the back. He wasn't wearing it when he went on his holidays to the past though, marra - that's mag behaviour. Anyway, that's where the coat of arms came from marra and why every single modern day Iranian is a fan of massive lads - and of course, the genocide."

Also good to hear about two NUFC legends

So you watched the match in your cab last night before shitting in a Sainsbury’s bag this morning? 😀

Walker, Stones and Foden who last season (22/23) x4 major trophies and then this season won the league. Foden being one of the best players in the world this season. But that's all down to all the foreign players? Then you have Bellingham & Kane. One willing the CL and having the season of a dream in his first season at Real. Kane scoring goals for fun? There are certainly limiters within the squad. But the biggest is Southgate himself. IN that second half around say 55/60 minutes he should have been brave. Foden, Kane, TAA off. Gordon, Toney, Gallagher on. Go for them, stretch them as they were pressing onto us. But no. He is far too cautious and IMO that's reflected onto the players.

Eni Aluko is being fuckin battered on Elon’s abuse app due to being simultaneously black, a woman and having an opinion. She said Rice should hold the midfield on his own and she wanted to see both Bellingham and Foden at 10. It’s this last bit she’s being picked up on by every arsehole with a broadband connection. It was fairly clumsily put, but it’s basically putting players in the space between the defensive line and the holding midfielders…. Germany annhilated Scotland with 3x 10s because they’ve got probably one of the top 3 tactical coaches at the tournament but England have that nice chap Gareth, reasonable female pundits at least putting some thought into it and thousands of armchair football Neanderthals who are just cunts

The commentators barely even referenced Mitro playing for us other than when they said Shearer was his idol growing up. Fancy getting that wound up by the media not mentioning that a player used to play for an inconsequential club in the championship

Then nonexistent Washington fought on the mags side against then minute Sunderland in an English Civil War battle. One which definitely wasn’t invented by them desperately trying to be relevant. Despite it only appearing in a Wikipedia page with little or no citations plus a badly-researched Guardian article.

My bet came in!! I had £5 on Harry Kane completing 4 dribbles. Bet came in when he was halfway through singing the National Anthem.

It's the same dissonance that has them believe each of their young players will go for £30m+, or that they 'belong' in the Premier League. The biggest myth of all, that they've got great support. They have big attendance for their situation, but it's a stretch to same the Stadium of Light home crowd are particularly supportive.

"Wey dinnit want an ex-pee-ree-enced manager like Mowbray, marra. Give uz the Como assistant manager instead because he's sexey, and is from the same country as Bilbao."

Fabregas. Look at the calibre of managers they've had the last few years some of whom they couldn't even keep without them fucking off to clubs like Stoke. Yet they persist in mentioning names like Fabregas, Potter, Lampard etc. honestly, some of them are borderline insane.

Thompers-like behaviour, tbh.

They must have all had one of those E-coli laced Bacon and Chicken wraps from M&S while watching the game..