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Successful Sunderland escapee who's never looked back interviews bloke who does NUFC's run-out tune whilst wearing a black and white jumper. RTG:

Life of Pi, disappointing, 3.141592

Last week I counted 1 fascist-led riot in Sunderland and none in Newcastle 👍🏻

I like Almiron. Think his graft is excellent and he’s played his part over the last two seasons with some incredible performances and goals but I wish he’d just fuck off

doesn't count, been here for years jog on..... oops, bit thoughtless.

..... And here is that formal communication.....

That Keith is a joke even on there mind. An absolute classic boomer gammon. Clearly born at a time when people who were as thick as fuck could succeed in middle management and take early retirement on a canny wedge and feel some misplaced air of superiority over his more talented and skilled younger peers. His views and opinions on football are laughable even by mackem standards. He's a blatant mysogynist whose wife clearly only puts up with him for his pension. An old skool racist to boot. Believes in common sense not experts, voted Brexit and proud of it. And a moderator on the SMB who will ban you if you challenge his autocracy. Says it all.

I can't be the only one that sees a post like this started by wykiki and thinks.....

signing of the season: ruddy top goalscorer: isak most assists: gordon biggest surprise: gemmill predicts an everton relegation.... and it happens. best young player: hall player of the season: isak pl finish: 3rd trophies: nowt.

Apparently the classy mackems keep burgularing their own club shop. This response though, surely mag like behaviour.

Honestly think the decision to give him his own thread has impacted negotiations. I think Parrish has found out and thinks that we think he's a cockney mug who'll just do what we like.

Just why? Why on Earth would you post this gibberish?

Love sneaking the ex-players in. (I counted seven).

You suggesting his purported concern for human rights is insincere?

stupid cunt probably set off to go to the supermarket and ended up in the airport by mistake....

There isn't enough face palms.

Well, his signature does say.. " I was born to have adventure" 😂 Maybe that was it ?

Depends if he saw his daughter beforehand or not.

Looks like he's been apple bobbing in a chip pan.

Good God, just why? Films are fucking shit nowadays. Was looking through Prime with a five quid voucher and there was absolutely fuck all I fancied I hadn't already seen, and I don't watch many films nowadays. Eventually settled on Back to Black and yeah, it was fucking shit. Everything nowadays is some kind of sequel or remake, Twisters being an example. Or some bollocks Marvel film where the cast wear spandex. Hardly any original films and when there are, like Saltburn for instance, they tend to get hyped far beyond their actual merit, even if they're enjoyable. Where are the good horror films? When was the last decent Sci Fi film? Fantasy? FFS, when was the last decent war film or just good old crime drama? Has there even been a half decent Rom Com for the lasses in the last 5 years? Watched this one with George Clooney and Julia Roberts recently and the main jokes didn't even make sense. It's all broken now. Gone to shit. Hollywood has eaten itself. May as well read a book but WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOME FUCKER EVEN WROTE A GOOD BOOK? And don't even get me fucking started on video games. Some people say maybe it's just you and not the entire film business. To these people I say, fuck you. Rant suspended for now.

There's definitely seven plus one or two of the old school fans who trudged up and down the land. If you look closely you can see them.

It's Peter Withe.

When I was at the Tyne brewery there was a bloke who'd been there for thirty odd years called 'new kid' as he always got shunted from department to department, shift to shift. (canny bloke but treated doing anything like he was Ronnie Corbett doing his solo sketch in the big black chair).

I'll use my joiner.

adult mag, on a train with a newcastle top on. expect a massive mackem backlash.

Lewis Hall is our biggest outlay of the summer. Put your purple hood up and pull the strings tight until we can't see your shamed face.

It's probably Kyril Louis Dreyfus. Me fatha used to do it to our 50p gas meter.

CCTV footage from the breakfast room at our B&B this morning:

Keith "SMB" fuckwit. Thick as pigshit since January 1962. Established human rights campaigner circa November 2021.

I mean, even if it did who actually gives a fuck? The bloke is going on holiday (I presume) and he’s more concerned with what people are wearing and has the audacity to call other people sad acts

There were likely thousands of people at the airport so maybe 7 people were wearing tops, so what? Seems less likely only 2 kids had them on in all honesty. Also you see just as many deck chairs in Newcastle airport. Although admittedly I haven't gone counting running tallies. The whole thing is bizarre. From the same page. Why would you post this? Why would you think it was funny? Honestly, I don't get it.

Like a Hulk transformation, but visibly turning into an old man in real time instead.

Doesn't Harris have literal republicans coming out and endorsing her now too? Trump can't even unite his own party, he has a handful of koolaid drinkers and a smidgen of never trumpers falling in line hoping he gets a custodial sentence and one of them get to take over. The longer this goes on the worse it looks for him. Harris appears to be in the Starmer role - say nowt controversial and let Trump eat himself alive - it seems to be working too. Trump has aged about 15 years since Biden stepped down

HOW ABOUT NO.

Yeah, well, you should have seen what happened at my work when I mistakenly put a post intended for here into my work team chat. That reminds me, does anyone know any good employment solicitors?

I think he mistakenly posted his gossip based grievance to a Newcastle forum rather than a Teams Chat. These things always used to happen around the water dispenser. I blame Covid.

It's a standard sample size tbh, if it has been done correctly it will be correct to within 3% error. However, clearly this was done in Norn Iron and looking at the colour scheme it's those fenians who have the racist views whilst the dignified and tolerant orange order will not accept this bigotry.

Aah cannit eyven garn ta the capital without seying theyse skunk bastards heading to big meytings in tha tewn tops. It’s a good job aah sayah something every time, marra. Aah’d John wick them if they said owt back an’aahl. Aah did jewjitsew for a weyk as a bairn so aahm a deadley weapon.

The Murphy wave.

"Don't tell him, Meenzer!"

why have they got the homepride flour man playing in every position?

Seems like slightly odd criteria

If we get him for £60m and he spends the next 8 years at the heart of our defence, then it's a great deal.