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It’ll be a shame to see him go- he was the first “name” player to come in for us after Ashley, and did a sterling job as captain on and off the pitch. Best of luck to him

He already was their best player last season when we played them tbh

This shows how corrupt PSR is. How are we struggling to pay an extra £5m, with Saudi money backing us, for a defender yet a newly promoted team can spend £150m+ on an elite player?

Whatever he's done, could Danny Murphy, Rio Ferdinand, Dion Dublin and Martin Keown do the same thing, please?

just arrived... was me birthday a few weeks ago and me old man always sends a card with £30 in. ordered a 500g wedge of cabrales through a speciality shop called goo cheese in hebden bridge. fuck ballots, fuck fastest finger first, fuck marc guehi, fuck a right winger, in fact fuck nufc. I have a huge chunk of delicious spanish mould.

"Mein Fuhrer, Ipswich are bidding for Clarke! It's only £15m and Spurs have a hefty cut of that." "It's alright, it's never happening, why have warm, weak, Suffolk bitter when you can have moet champagne football by the sea. Nothing at all to worry about, haaaawaaaaaaaaay the MLFs! FTM."

'Like I said'. Fucking Sean Casey-lite.

But why would Clarke want to join a premier league club when he can have champagne football and wistfully watch the river where they built the boarts roll out of the city on the sea? Makes no sense at all.

Ummm... congratulations I guess?

fuck you yorkshire boy.

The last thing that girl needs is a national abortion ban.

Why don't you ring up and ask him? He's presenting right now on Talk Sport as the news breaks.

Dazzler outrage intensifies …

*pats Dazzler on the head* No offence sonny.

I hope he likes relegations.

The Donald- Spurs want a sell-on clause of £3million Methhead- “ £4 million seems pretty reasonable- give them a bell” 30 seconds later The Donald -“ They accepted my offer of £6 million immediately “ Don’t mess with The Negociator.

Setting aside the insurmountable issue of his wages, the problem with Sterling is that he feels like the sort of player that will treat us like a semi-retirement home. He's done his trophies at City, he got his big payday at Chelsea, and realistically he'd be coming here with a very small chance of doing anything other than top 4 finishes. I doubt those are the conditions that would get the best out of him. This isn't a slight on his character btw, I'm just talking about how a bloke that has won the domestic treble, a few PL titles, etc, gets himself up for "the big push for top 4" in his 30s.

£15m + performance related add ons according to sky. So £15m. Spurs get £6m of that

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

Is Lascelles still captain of the canteen, do we know?

shagging goldfish I heard.

Don't tell me, this is the first line in your new stand up routine? I've only developed a hairy chest in my 50s ffs, and only now it's spreading to my belly. MY FUCKING BELLY. FUCK YOU GOD. This is not to mention the hair that is sprouting out of (nearly*) every orifice. * If it starts growing on my bellend I am going postal.

do you really need to ask? He’s an accountant

I get powerful Basil Brush vibes.

Powerful rumours that Hawk Tuah is announcing Harris on to stage tonight. Locking up the lads who like sloppy blow jobs vote.

Don't you fucking dare mention 5 foot 7 in the same paragraph as Ryan Fraser again. I am a monster among men stood next to people like Ryan Fraser.

Isn't that the club motto of Hamas fc?

well no. not really my fault I'm hanging out here with a bunch of blokes who'd probably take a cheese slice to a football match.

TBD and his disabled chauffer stopping off at Wetherby services for a spot of lunch before the next game.

Have you put a hole in the cheese yet you dirty fucker?

we signed any cunt yet? /thebrokendoll

How different ‘September’ by Earth, Wind and Fire would’ve been with that opening line

See if you can spot who knew what he was talking about in the above selection of posts btw. Selected ENTIRELY at random.

Nee Fish tbh, he would have that in a proper spreadsheet

Sunderland selling their best player for the same price we paid for a kid to be our 3rd choice striker

It is canny amusing amusing - and absolutely killing them - that one of our squad players Elliot Anderson is worth more than double their blue chip (pop) player.

In fairness, that's exactly what Palace are expecting us to do with Guehi, and what we had to do with Livramento too. Even still that only takes the transfer up to a maximum of circa £20m (which is far too much - Jarrod Bowen he is not)

Well I'll Brie. I showed this to my son and Edam near cried laughing.

Wrong - Given that at some indeterminate time in the future (maybe even today) we will sign a player, each and every day that passes is indeed a day closer to an incoming transfer.