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Can't work out if this is a cat based pun or he doesn't know how to spell clause.

it's a certainty the shock waves from this transfer will be hitting long and hard over at their sister club in bilbao this morning. can't imagine there'll be many fiestas in the basque region this weekend.

In all seriousness, this should be a sober reminder of where we are and where we had been. We are currently upset, understandably given the circumstances, with our transfer window. How long ago was it that we would wait until deadline day and hope we would still had player x? The last time I was stupid enough to believe the money would be reinvested was Amdy Carroll.

If they hadn't blown their entire transfer budget on pink slices then maybe they wouldn't be in this position?

Eales going on talksport to announce that Sunderland's owner has licked his arsehole.

If he goes out onto the pitch and does a full Hulk-O-mania Hulk-up routine, tearing off his top to reveal an NUFC shirt, I guarantee that you and him will win Pride of Britain awards.

mind in fairness hope was one of a very few who was prepared to out bruce aa a complete fraudulent cunt.

tuco benedicto stood on a rickety fence with a noose round his neck.

A lot of sad spaghetti western trumpets and wobbly top lips.

This is like Dennis the Menace asking for the homework that he won't do.

saudi's fault apparently.....

They should’ve held out for at least another £15m more than the only bidder in town was willing to pay. And he’s not good enough for the Premier League and will struggle.

Yeah. That’s where he gets it from

Imagine.

He can make a living hiring his head out as a set square.

He’s a proper fucking Eeyore. If journalists are getting transfer info from the club you suspect he isn’t one of them

Ah so RTG means Rimming The Geordies?

"It was a Hail Mary move to try and get @thebrokendoll back onside", said Eales, unknowingly undoing any progress he had made with the disgruntled Toontastic poster by his use of the phrase "Hail Mary".

No wonder they're still employing Jenas.

I think he lost his shoe there, mate.

I think that's why we've signed a stack of players for the U21s; Sanusi, Pivas, Heffernan etc. There's reports we're after an Argentinian DM called Hezze from Olympiakos. I know nowt about him, but he's foreign sounding and not from Sheffield so I assume he's mint!

Jermaine Penas

Grown men crying, kicking off about the owner and asking how to cancel season tickets.

Spot on. He started it all on the pitch for us after the FCB. I also wish him all the best.

Aye thats the problem it doesn’t take long for them to live vicariously through the dearly departed - even if that player got out as soon as he could. They’ll be cheering him on when Ipswich play us no doubt

Has to be intentional. Just has to be. So it isn't.

Bruce vs Hope

There's still time.

Love the man.

Mmmm…. Alex Jones…

Whatever he's done, could Danny Murphy, Rio Ferdinand, Dion Dublin and Martin Keown do the same thing, please?

I’m a boro born Newcastle fan who played for Sunderland, I wore my Newcastle goalkeeper top to my first training session.

The triple lock has broken the pension system. State pensions have risen massively compared with wages in since 2010. The Tories bribing their electorate, and did a lot of pensioners give a shit about the people who were actually working to pay it for them? Not many did. And they voted Tory time and time again. We can't afford the triple lock and WFHA. It's logical conclusion would be pensioners "earning" more than full time workers with families. Will any of us benefit? Will we fuck. Pension age is rising to 68 at a time expected life span is now falling. Fuck rich pensioners with no mortgage and boomer gold plated private pensions top ups. Redistribute wealth to the workers and children for a change. Go out on an afternoon in Newcastle on your work break. Place is packed out with pensioners enjoying drinks and senior specials. Younger people sighing as they pass them on their way back to work as the pensioners tut about how lazy the younger generation are. The working generation are literally paying their triple locked pensions. Oh aye, then visit M&S! Well done Rachael Reeves. 👏

He also managed to make Trippier look like he had Gordon level pace. Part of me wants the kid to do well because it'll be funnier knowing he may have gotten them promoted if he stayed but the transfer fee has gone to their owner to buy a ski lodge somewhere. However, if he turns out to be a PL standard player we'll have to hear about it for decades like we do with Henderson and Pickford.

It's the fact that he typed the tweet with his erect penis that I think people are taking issue with

American Civil War 2 should be a fun watch. The character arc is phenomenal between both - Civil War 1 - "Don't take away our brown people" Civil War 2 - "Take away the brown people" Thrilling stuff.

I mean, let’s see the dad first before we judge too harshly. He might be a dish.

"I'm getting the words, 'Alex' and......errr.....'Makes you think'.....is there anything more?"

Word is he tried to convince Alex Jones that inserting a mobile up your jacksy isn't a sexual act when it's done among fellow professional footballers. Allegedly.