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I've heard somewhere that they've decided to just leave Man City alone as they're shit scared of losing fortunes plus opening a can of worms with other clubs, are going to legislate for Chelsea to have an extra month for transfers, are going to revisit Man United's COVID issue and award them a brand new stadium paid for by the the tax payer and the PL, are going to give Arteta two joker cards per match to overturn any hembarrassing and disgraceful decisions he doesn't like, going to give Spurs an extra spot in Europe but not for football just the Eurovision song contest for their 'oooooooooooooooooh wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the Spuuuuuuuuuuuuurs go maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarching iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin' dirge as it's got similar vibes to some of the songs on there. The PL are also going to insist on 24/7 Liverpool football club coverage on every television, radio station in the UK whether they're playing or not with every football club in the UK having to now run out to 'you'll never walk alone'. Finally, NUFC will have to submit in writing, every transfer they may be thinking of to every chairman in advance as well as to every talk sport presenter. They'll have to also include their five year transfer strategy, how they'll pay for it, explain why they're not continuing with Mike Ashley's blueprint and why they refuse to not stop actively trying to grow into a big hitter. They're to be docked a point for every time they approach a possible new sponsor and another point for every time they actively try to beat any club called, Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs.

don't worry pet, you can console yourself with the fact that whoever formulated that quiz won't have a fucking clue what a snuggle bug is.

Not quite Alex, apparently Exctincton Rebellion glued the entire Liechtenstein team to the pitch.

This may be the reality but this is what RTG actually saw:

The immediate ad break

A lot of stuff written in half eaten crayon, I'd imagine.

I did myself a Lover’s Rock playlist on Amazon and had it on this morning when the twins were eating their breakfast. They asked what it was. When I told them / explained about it they reckoned they didn’t like it and that you shouldn’t listen to music before you’re born. But I knew they actually liked it because they swaying and tapping away within a couple of minutes. And, more tellingly, had shut the fuck up

Typical young uns. If it didn’t happen last week, they haven’t heard about it

41 - Supafan

is anybody been giving grief to the bloke whose stuck the shiping container and the fence outside the east stand? personally never heard owt but then I don't do twitter. I do think he probably deserves some, but I don't care that much either way. anyway, apparently he has according to rawk which makes us the most lamentable cunts on the planet, far, far worse than a group of supporters who ransacked their way round europe before killing 32 italians, 4 belgians, 2 french men and one from northern ireland and then blaming every fucker else apart from themselves. the disgusting, murdering, bindipping cunts.

Didn't Leicester get out of the PSR on a technicality. I think they pushed the year end accounts to 30th June and as of the middle of June they were no longer a PL club. A big FUCK YOU to the PL and I love it.

It's impressive that they've found a Glaswegian staffy capable of handling multi-million pound contract negotiations tbf.

That sounds a bit dodgy to begin with.

For context, this is about (I think) about the GK Claudia Moan's move from Sunderland Women's team to Newcastle. Always a good excuse to have a rant about Saudi Arabia and women's rights there. Can anyone spot anything patronising or maybe outright mysogynistic in the responses?

Alreet Hopey

It's what my yank b-in-law called his Mrs when they stayed with us for a week, well, when he wasn't calling her fluffy-ducky, or ducky-wucky that is. Fucking pathetic it was !!!

You need to consult your wolfie doodle.

FYP

Too right- he might have dropped his tabs!

Filth all round

Just been for some food with the wife as I cba cooking. Sat waiting for dinner and a massive wave of emotion just hit me and I started to cry I read at lunch about Rub Borrow's bairns doing something at the new MND centre in Leeds in tribute at their father. It popped in my head at dinner and I was going to tell the wife and then this emotion just hit me. Fuck me, the menopause has hit me early.

Elliott Anderson starting for England u21s tonight. Lewis Hall on the bench.

"Maaaaaam, Uncle Grimace is coming up the drive. He's walking funny again."

bit like the legendary craig hope then?

I only got 22 so don't feel too bad Was never very strong on trivia in general.

hat doffed, investigate journalism at its finest. quite shocked to find out you're more of '5 things we learned today' kind of guy if I'm being honest.

Isak violently attacks Jacob Murphy while Tonali tries to break it up and Tino screams to the ref for help.

It makes you think. ©Alex

Lovely flick 👌

Sandro started for Italy / 😱

Aye, I think it's just been a mad week at work, suddenly got time to relax and it just came out. I hadn't even had any alcohol either Looking forward to the weekend anyways!

I find him to be a pretty objective investigative journalist tbh. I'm not sure mancitystuff.co.uk will be providing me with an objective view though.

I hope you've won just so we get to witness Eddie Howe's shithousing corporate sponsorship mags tbh.

loved Bellamy when he was at City. you never quite knew what you'd get from him.

Nick Harris gets a hard on thinking of Man City getting done. It's like a personal vendetta. Like Magic Tw#t, he seems completely oblivious to the possibility that City might not have disguised owner investment as sponsorship. Not so much that they might be innocent but that there might be no crime. To counter Nick Harris https://mancitystuff.co.uk/the-flawed-case-against-manchester-city/ a good summary page with links to in-depth reasoning. My perspective... As far as i'm aware, and very roughly, all City's sponsorship deals are handled by ADUG on their behalf. All sponsor payments are sent to ADUG (or CFG or whatever their name is). ADUG invest money from this pot on City's behalf. As you would with any pot of money. City request money from their central pot as they need it. ( i think that is where the emails come in, but honestly i haven't a clue ) Leaving City to focus on football matters. The Leicester case has at least shown that the argument of" the Premier League wouldn't charge you if they didn't think they had a good chance of winning" to be flawed. oh and a decent start to the season by you guys, 7 from 9.

Got her version of Loving You on the playlist (and that 👆- now).

Sensational stuff from the stadium announcer.

Probably cause SJP is NUFCs home ground.

Ah, yes. Krul had a blinder iirc 👍🏻 And Van Gaal went on like he’d won the World Cup when AZ beat us in the knockout stage

If we beat Wimbledon in the LC, I hope we don't get the mackems...oh I hope we don't draw them in the FA Cup, they'd beat us even without excile playing for them.