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Roy Keane to turn up in an England kit in the second half and score your third.

Carsley played for Ireland. He’s not daft. He’s probably just scared James McLean will leave something ticking under his bike seat.

Filth all round

Lovely flick 👌

Well done Jack Grealish, very happy for him.

So I’m sitting here watching MK Dons v Walsall. And it’s shite. Think there are more people in my fucking living room than in the ground. Anyway, only watching these cunts so as to check out their style of play before we play them in the League cup. Half time and checking out when our game against them is. And it is the other fucking ‘Dons’. Bastards

Good. It's what you get for trying to post it on here.

Two be sure!

Well done Declan Rice, very happy for him.

“Ahm not defending him or owt marra, but hews ta sayah that his bairn didn’t want to bey buh’reed undah the patio.”

If Fred had scored a couple of goals past the mags, they’d be campaigning for his murder hovel to be given protected status

Reversed in to a lamp post- no serious damage, just a little al dente?

that reminds me; what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta

Well at least Juan person thought it was funny.

Potato stoning is the traditional Irish method.

The papers in this country, just gotta love 'em. 'FURY AS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!' The stock photo as well, man! 'Get two youngish, wokish looking females as a photo drinking latte or something. Make sure they're worth having a hate wank over.'

Jeff Powell. That cunt has been writing crap like that since I was a kid. I remember seeing his stupid little photo next to all his pieces. Look up little Englander Tory cunt in the dictionary and you'll see that face.

Also, Mackems on holiday update: no football tops but they were near us on the plane. Clapped when the plane landed, cheered when the rep read out their hotel name on the transfer and spent an hour pointing out words on road signs that were similar to English ones

is anybody been giving grief to the bloke whose stuck the shiping container and the fence outside the east stand? personally never heard owt but then I don't do twitter. I do think he probably deserves some, but I don't care that much either way. anyway, apparently he has according to rawk which makes us the most lamentable cunts on the planet, far, far worse than a group of supporters who ransacked their way round europe before killing 32 italians, 4 belgians, 2 french men and one from northern ireland and then blaming every fucker else apart from themselves. the disgusting, murdering, bindipping cunts.

It must sting that they are two of our most bang average too.

His name is Joe Willock and he’s back in a few weeks

Worse than Scotland

What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel

I'd love to sit next to him at a match, his face would be a picture. His nose would be turned up as if I'd soiled myself with shit and extra diarrhea sauce.

Will respond later. Too upset.

Indeed they did. You can't beat disappearing down a reggae rabbithole

Transfer window finally sunk in.

Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta.