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Without reading the thread, I'm going to say all these will get a mention Spat at Bobby Robson Bobby Robson was a MLF Mag at work Washington/Durham Mags NUFC doesn't exist anymore 92ers 6 in a row Relegated them Sportswashed Gravy

The dentist will start giving your wife the oral sex you're used to by sticking his fingers in her mouth then she'll start giving him the kind of oral sex the rest of us recognise by slurping on his baby's arm holding an apple...... CT: "No, still wooshed, I'm afraid!"

u ok hun?

Ehrmagerd! Mitchell said he thought the transfer policy wasn't fit for purpose and then Eddie turned around and said I stand by the signings and then Simon Bird said do you not want to slag Mitchell off publicly and like Eddie like totally stared at Simon and said OMG Simon you are like totally putting words in my mouth and then Louise Taylor - total bitch btw - she goes hey Eddie I reckon your bromance wiv Mitchell is like totally on the skids and Eddie was like FUMIN' you could totally see it in his face and he said look here Louise you slag I'm so sick of you and your stupid questions and anyway Jason is the only one for me so you need to just shut your fat face and then it ended with Eddie like totally storming off the stage and OMG he looks so annoyed I wouldn't be surprised if him and Mitchell are gonna have a proper fight and stuff.

Congratulations. Tell your lass that the most you'll go for with this other lass is a Boldon Blowjob.

Got offered a job yesterday, knocked it back, it was flexible working but the shift pattern I got given on the offer wasn't flexible working and only temporary, (which wasn't mentioned) but I'd also have been out and about up to Berwick, down to Scarborough etc which sounds great but I can't be that far from the missus in case she falls down etc. Went for an another interview at dinner time and I was barely back in the house when she phoned back to unofficially offer me the job to 'get me off the market' as she said nobody else came close to touching me who she'd seen so far. It's only 25 hours, money is shit but it's something different as long as we can afford it I'll give it a bash. A lot will depend on certain other circumstances out of my control going the right and proper way but I've nothing to lose really, I'm officially a carer so there's no comebacks if it isn't suitable for our circumstances. The missus overheard the gushing praise and is now slightly worried.

Like bairns diving on a wedding scramble money for ANYTHING that mentions the word Sunderland or one of their players... "Thu menshunned Sunalin ourJahdin, Jewde menshunned Sunalin on his Yewtewbe channel!!!! Gerrin!!!! Tak that Mags, tak fucking that!! Sunalin are back, Sunalin are back, hello! Hello!"

So I was going to answer you in gif form as you do, and this is one of the results when I searched for "pedantry". I rather like this gif so will share anyway.

Right. Fuck me. You put your finger in a lass's gob and described it as the best blowjob of your life. The dentist absolutely goes to town with his fingers in your wife's gob, and you seem absolutely fine with it. I honestly think you need to stop her going.

Loads of stuff during that five year period that she wanted to do, and it was always "well shall we see how it works out with my job first?" We were on half pay for about 4 months during covid cos it was running out of money. And this cunt has just turned up and sees all the people that did this as immediately disposable. He genuinely deserves a proper hiding.

It is only work, but it's also absolutely dismal when you're doing a job you hate. The place I left recently eventually got the investment it needed to survive, but from a complete cunt who is talking about insisting people do 5 days a week in the London office. Now this was a North East based startup project, so this is effectively constructive dismissal of all of the people that worked on it from the beginning and built it into a successful business. He just wants his own team working in London so he's making this ludicrous demand because he knows everyone will leave. I genuinely don't know how rich cunts like this sleep, doing that to people. I was really fortunate to get out before all this shit happened.

He reckons only the loser calls for an immediate rematch and since all the polls (on Truth Social) show he won it's telling that she demanded a second debate immediately. Also Trump:

PLEASE tell me he’s put you down as a reference.

Oooh, all those but you miss out on house cos no mention of sir John Hall (MLF) jawdee nation as it dominates the thread somewhat.

Couldn’t agree more. The trick is not to get too invested in work. You’re contractually obliged to do your job and the company are contractually obliged to pay you for doing your job, that’s it. I’ve been working for my current company for 13 years and I won’t give it a second thought the day after I leave. They can get to fuck as soon as they are no longer paying me. Mind you, my job is as pointless as they come.

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Louise ‘all my sentences are paragraphs’ Taylor

Like babies because they're incapable of giving a shit. Wasn't there some study where High levels execs were almost indistinguishable from psychopaths?

I moved in with my wife a lot later than I would've as I was only on a temporary contract at the time. She was permanent but my wage was a lot more but I always had the sword of Damocles hanging over me of a week's notice so I wouldn't commit to getting a mortgage till they finally took a few of us on. It's absolutely shit, like.

Working at a start-up btw. I was there 5 and a bit years, and there wasn't a day when the future of the business wasn't in question, cos it constantly needed investment until it started trading. I would never put myself in that position again. That's a young man's game. Being in your mid to late 40s, with a fairly chunky mortgage and one eye on the path to retirement, and having that constantly in your head was dead stressful. I bought something a couple of weeks ago, and realised that it's the sort of decision I would have agonised over when I was working there cos I felt like the axe could swing at any time - and there would be no redundancy, just a month's notice and off you fuck.

So I'm at the stage now where I wake up and dread logging in to work. My US employers have made half my peers redundant, panicked when they realised this meant we couldn't fulfil our contracts, asked me which of my friends I would like back, which I refused to do but reluctantly told them who were most project critical. So they have now removed the offer of redundancy from these people, which I had no knowledge they were going to do, which makes me feel awful about it. It's a complete shit show and morale is so low now I fear we may go into a death loop. I would gladly accept redundancy myself at this point and use the time to get the right job elsewhere, won't happen though. I know people say it's only work but its a big part of your life isn't it? I shouldn't complain really as things could be much worse. At least I have you bitches to cheer me up.

Were you looking after the grandkids that day?

And you used that soap religiously every last Sunday of the month wether you needed to or not.

My first game was in 1969 and didn't go regularly unti 71/72. And for accuracy (clever shite): The football was never just a pigs bladder, the bladder was within a laced leather case (aka a caser) which was dubbined to preserve it, it also meant that when it was wet the thing was slippier than a bar of soap (yes we had soap in those days).

I know from his autobiography (the one that never mentions being an MLF) that Milburn spent some time working as a journalist after he retired so I'd guess that if that were true about their programme it would have been a syndicated article as he covered the whole of the NE.

"Sewpamac? Massive lads fan, marra. Yewsed to train with the lads on his day off at roker beych. Kept asking Joe Harvey for a free transfer to us but Joe said, no, I don't think so, despite him growing up being a massive lads fan himself and watching us every time we played in Yorkshire before he flewked three cup wins with the mags when he grew up as a player."

That top one mind.... You remind me of this film I saw. Old religious scottish woman from the Hebrides is dying, she and her husband visit London for some reason, maybe to see a cancer specialist, and much to her shock there is some filfthy porn on the telly in the hotel bedroom. She screws up her face and turns to her husband "so that's what you wanted me to do?". Her husband, literally in tears of despair, sobs "aye".

Is that CCTV of the best blowjob of CT's life?TM

The manager who interviewed me and phoned back up is from that neck of the woods as it happened so the wife thinks she's safe on that score.

So another lady is gushing over you and your missus is concerned, have I got that right?

Percy?…am surprised @thebrokendoll & @Howmanheyman aren’t sat in those potting sheds talking about their leaks

I saw some comments from Brazilians who are bitching like foreign cartel 6 fans about having Newcastle, West Ham and Wolves players in their team, basically blaming everything on that. They can FUCK RIGHT OFF if I ever bump into one of the cunts..... Fucking swivel....

My wife left her last company with no job she was that fucked off and down. She left and got a new job and she's been in it for 2 months now and you can see the spring in her step (or maybe that's the Wilson injury). Anyways, he old MD who was an UBER cunt has won an award from some cock suckers about his management. Yet he couldn't give a flying fuck about people. He is a robot he grafts like fuck for what? Not see his kids grow up? Not go on holiday? Not see his wife? Oh but he has a wine cellar and two Astons! Get to fuck. Since she's left another 12 people in Leeds have handed their notices in. They didn't have enough staff as it was, then some investor came in and put an immediate halt on recruitment whilst they went over things. Now they're more fucked

All Mitchell ever said was that it could be argued that we'd overpaid slightly (which in some respects he's correct and Howe would probably agree) and now the NE sports press are trying to set up a fucking white collar boxing match. Hope will be getting on the blower to his old mate Wraith get the ball rolling since that's (one of) his grift(s).

Fucking hell man - A documentary about Jude Bellingham somehow becomes a documentary about Jobe Bellingham because said documentary mentions Jude Bellingham has a brother.

I'd be the same if I was at the old place. Honestly though, unless you're the sort of person who is self employed and/or have managed to turn something that you love doing into your job, or you're doing a genuine good thing like saving lives, you SHOULD see work as a massive inconvenience and an imposition on your time. That's what it is. It's stopping you doing the things that you'd like to be doing or spending time with friends and family, and as necessary as it is to earn a living, that is bullshit and you shouldn't be getting up with a big smile on your face to bust a gut to make someone else rich. Americans are terrible for this. Thinking that hard work, in and of itself, is somehow a virtue. Fuck that. You've been hoodwinked.

The worst thing for me right now is motivation. I just cannot be arsed. What you gonna do, make me redundant? Yes please. Got a couple of new job applications to be getting on with. I should be doing this in my own time, but its the only thing that enthuses me.

Aye I saw that too. She's basically arrived at the same conclusion as Hope, but a week after he did. She's got a fucking percolator for a brain. Hope has written something today as well with the teaser "Bruno cause for concern after mare comment". Basically Tim Vickery (!) said on Talksport that Bruno is "having a mare" with Brazil atm and coming in for a lot of criticism for fans. Ooooo, sound the CAUSE FOR CONCERN klaxon. I couldn't give a fuck, Craig. I would imagine that will only make him happier to come back to a club where he's fucking idolised. And you know EXACTLY what you're doing with a teaser like that on a paywalled article.

It was the dentist having a sword fight in her gob that I was talking about.

Something about getting her hole filled? Yes I’m wooshed

@Christmas Tree I was wondering how you feel about your wife going to the dentist.

This one from 2002 when tbd visited Trump Tower.

Rich cunt, once a quarter in our house.

I can assure you that the terms "Christmas Tree" and "blowjob" are going nowhere near my search history.