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He wants to fucking pack it in. He's made of fucking bog paper the soft cunt* *don't hit me Callum. You still like Tea with just milk?

Its absolutely frustrating as a fan but I can imagine Wilson himself must be at a pretty low ebb to keep picking up injuries like this. Callum has that attitude which makes him want to be starting and being top scorer so I don't think he's shirking by any stretch. He must wonder what he's done to get such a shit hand.

He thought you called him terrific. The jokes on you I'm afraid, Wykiki.

Saw them at the COOP in Manchester earlier in the summer… utterly brilliant.. got bread, milk and bacon for the morning too

I'm starting to see why he got bottles launched at his head.

Wiki's missus didn't wash her hole out properly would be my guess.

There's a lad who comes into the office every day and every morning all he does is complain about the traffic This monring I asked why he doesn't set off earlier. He looked at me like I had two heads and said 'I get up at 8 as it is' Fuck me, Well shut up moaning about traffic. You are traffic.

I was 50 last week if that makes you feel any better.

That was my assumption like. Edit, aye, he is: The one I really can't stand on there is Biffo the Bear. Allegedly one of us but so far up the mackem's arseholes he's licking the cheyse off the back of their front teeth. Of course they all love him "Hey's alreyate fer a mag". Anyway, I see they are doing a flag display for the Boro match (derby match if they win). "This is Weardside". The amount of times they've had a go at us for using placca flags..... What I find funny is you know this is guaranteed to start them arguing about us and fighting amongst themselves. There's so many things they create to end up arguing amongst themselves, getting angry in the process. "Geordies think they invented flags!!!!". The only place I have ever heard that said is there. And then they actually feel the need to disprove this utter horseshit they have just made up themselves.

I wonder if 45 is the year he was born. If so the cunt is a year off 80 and spends his days trawling a Sunlin message board looking for companionship. His time would be better spent not getting hard for prostitutes tbh.

I mean it was Staveley etc that extended his contract. They really should have just let him run it down and released him into the wild.

I saw the Cure there. It was dropping to bits by the end but aye, shame it went. CT would argue that Wonder Bar is an upgrade though.

Won't return to training until the next international break. He's finished, this lad. We missed our window to move him on.

I think @spongebob toonpants might"ve went to see his first band there when it was known as the oxford galleries.

I'm too young to have even known about Tiffany's, never mind to have gone to watch The Waterboys there.

Fucking young'uns, I used to post with clay tiles on ToonTablets.

that's a fucking impressive start to the year! which one was it? 78? saw most of the bands on there, not all though. would love to seen the boys and the radiators from space, 'enemies' is an absolute classic. steel pulse is a proper blast from the past, saw them the only time I think I ever went to a gig there, the guild hall on the quayside opposite the cooperage. anti-nazi league do, they played as support to the fall and the mekons.

I know about Tiffany’s from the Prefab Sprout tune but I am much too young to have ever been. At this point, are me and Tom the youngest on here at the ripe age of our mid 30s?

Cant believe Paul Young's got himself caught up in this.

Looking back it was ridiculous how lucky I was to live through that time. This was a typical gew weeks

Oh no lads, they're on to us.

Desperate and needy - meet needy and desperate

He's addicted to puns, and that was the punning addict's equivalent of injecting heroin between your toes.

I'd been moved to Liverpool before I achieved gig going age. Eric's in Liverpool was my rkegular haunt until the filth closed it down I'm on the far right of this picture at the ensuing protest. The great man Pete Wylie front and centre (obviously)

Surprised he didn’t accidentally drop the act completely and sign off with - de youse hate the mags anarl?

Osula looked good in the Sela cup game so I'm not sure why Isak isn't being given a 10min break at the end of games

Decent name for a band that, nice one Scotty.

There isn't a person on this forum wouldn't rather attend that, than go and see The Muffled Jackhammers or whoever you've got on your rotation this week.

The fact that the fixtures are still seeded - so the big boys get more of the easier/favourable draws renders this format completely fucking pointless. May as well knock the knockout stages on the head and just have it so you play the same amount of games as you would in the old format (13 I think), the match draw is completely random and whoever has the most points after that wins the trophy. This would be completely shit but at least makes a bit of sense. Even up the number of games to 15 or something. This is just a more convoluted way to get to the same end result - making sure the big teams make it through at the expense of the teams they wish weren't there.

I haven't read up on the new format, but aye, what the fuck is that. That's not a competition, it's the back of a band's tour t-shirt.

When I was in NYC in '17 the wife (well not then but a few days after) went to Tiffany's. Whilst looking around (it was v quiet) you had loads of tourists asking 'Where is the cafe, we want to get breakfast?' You could hear the sigh from the staff 'Maaam we don't do food' to confused looks Now, they do breakfast!

Are they taking your lot for ££££££? I had an ISG Interiors polo shirt more than 20 years ago… I was working for the M & E contractor and they said “client wants everyone to wear these” I said “ok, can I have five?” ie one for each day… “you’re taking the piss!!” came the reply…. “fuck off then ya cunts” was mine….. ✊🏻🤪

I used to leave written notes on the parish notice board outside the Strawberry

Happy birthday welcome to the over the hill club

Happy birthday Alexosaurus.

i'd play him at fulham and wimbledon if isak is out. at least he'd give us a presence up front. osula looks quick and strong at least. gordon is mint but he's not a CF. osula's lack of minutes suggests howe doesn't think he's ready for the PL yet. we needed a third choice development striker but it increasingly looks like we also needed a second choice CF because we can't rely on wilson and isak is prone to the odd injury too

What the fuck are the Subway Socceroos?

@sammynb

i only said studio sounded familiar to humour you. a sympathy thing really, being as you've took a pasting on here recently.

Took the MiL to hospital for an outpatient appointment, saw some top class flange there in summer time attire and also whilst driving back home as well but it was pointless having a good look as it would've been akin to planning a major bank heist with Inspector Morse sitting next to you.

I’m convinced that messageboard is just some sort of Care in the Community scheme. I reckon there are only three people on there posting from multiple accounts. There surely can’t be that many oddballs (and by oddballs, I mean fuckwits) kicking around the Sunderland area.