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Leave his prostate out of it.

I paid £15 for Now TV for the game only to discover it was only available through the red button and thus not through either Now TV or the Sky app. Ended up watching on a stream

“Gemmill’s premier league survival specialists“

Not sure about the title. Definitely got the team names the wrong way round, but I like the team names. However, what's all this King shit Gloomy's currently drunk on? Getting shades of Chez Given's mod days. I just don't think these Metropolitan London elite types can help themselves. On a warning.

I think she might even be a bit too mental for the membership. Although a lot will genuinely depend on if they fantasise about shagging her. So she’s got that against her too.

i would happily pay a hundreds of pounds per year on a subscription fee to watch all of Newcastle's games on TV. In a world of on-demand content, the PL and the clubs are missing a trick, and losing loads of potential money to the massive market for dodgy firesticks. most fans don't want to watch "Super Sunday" and all the fawning of the red clubs in the north west that comes as part of the package but would happily pay a good chunk of their salary to have access to watch all their club's games. at the moment, the illegal route is the only available option.

Frustratingly, this is the kind of fixture that Elliot Anderson or Lewis Miley would have enjoyed.

£1bn for the stadium, £2bn to gold plate it.

It's that sort of knowledge that makes him stand out as TT's top fanny licker.

Has to mention that he’s seen two tops He hasn’t, obviously, but it’s funny to imagine him thinking hard about which number would be a realistic amount. And he was still off by two

it literally says it’s at goodison on the subhead. we always put our name first. It’s toontastic etiquette, which is like the back of my neck - I can’t get my head around it

That’s a bit low- do you not think they’ve suffered enough?

Absolute amateur hour from Gloom here. Teams in the wrong order and invoking the name of the one true king in the thread title. I predict that he has just handed Everton a home win. The Liz Truss of thread starters.

Probably just a small thing, but a sign of the "rivalry" these days that Northumbria Police are happy for us to both play at home on the same night. Would never have happened 10 years ago.

I saw a headline earlier in the week where Celtic were talking up their chances against Dortmund based on the square root of absolutely fuck all. Worked out nicely there lads.

A 43 ft. statue depicting a naked Donald has been spotted in Nevada.

You’re not taking in to account that we’ll need a new Trophy Wing…

3-0 to us. A hat trick from that speccy Just Stop Oil protestor

Gloomy the king.

I thought Osula looked promising. His movement was pretty good (something I also noticed at Fulham), we just didn't have anyone who seemed willing or able to pick him out. The one (less than) half chance he had, he made a good fist of and he looks pacy and quite strong for his age.

He's TT Trump. A pussy grabbing, team in the wrong order putting, GODDAMN fool.

oooof, AG10 kissing the badge at goodison would be

Shift manager at Nissan gave it the thumbs up, so Plod was happy.

Considerably too much pixelation for that to be realistic.

Save your condolences for me

This genuinely could go either way. Either we pile on the misery and crush them or they fluke a win that starts an upturn in form. 4-0 big Dunc to show up in the black and white and start windmilling scousers in the crowd while Gordon puts 6 past Pickford.

What better way to spoil Christmas for that uncle you hate than to give him the DVD of Newcastle United vs AFC Wimbledon. Extended to four hours with an hour of extra commentary from the managers on their tactical master class and 90 minutes of mad dog rifling your nanna.

Two wins out of two for the king

This is it for me. They're not going to tart up SJP, when they could build something new.

In a nutshell. Surprise, surprise, as soon as Iran get involved, then they're getting interested and saying Israel has the right to defend itself. But Israel's incursion into Lebanon is fair-game? Quite how they expected to take out the leaders of Hamas and Hezbollah and not expect any retribution is utterly ridiculous. The US, and the UK should be calling for widescale de-escalation on all sides. But they won't.

Osula did alright with what little service he had IMO, he looked more lively in the second half once Bruno came on. Barnes never once looked for him that I recall and Miggy only looked for Tino. Plus Willock, Longstaff and Joelinton were never going to be creating a shit tonne.

First off, it's Luke Edwards so likely to be figures developed inside his own head but even if there is a modicum of truth in it, there could be a whole number of factors which mean a new stadium could cost considerably more than what Spurs paid. For starters, Spurs had a relatively straight-forward footprint, once they'd cleared out all the local businesses. We've got to give consideration to grade I listed buildings, parkland that no doubt has significant preservation orders in place and underground tunneling to consider. Complexity in construction adds £s very quickly. Secondly, Spurs had the luxury of being able to move out during the main construction phase. It's almost certain we won't so they'd have to factor in additional complexity in the build process, or the construction / removal of a temporary location if that's the path they take. Finally, if PIF are going to fund a brand new stadium you can bet your bottom dollar it'd be the most opulent stadium in the UK by some margin. They certainly wouldn't be scrimping on the price - particularly as Andrew pointed out, it doesn't impact PSR. But ..... I go back to the fact this is Luke Edwards, so likely bollocks.

when you’re the king, you can do whatever you want

The self prolaimed "king" has the teams the wrong way round, is this slip up a sign of the inexorable loosening of the grip on the crown. The curse of the blue Scouse and Gemmill is no respecter of rank.

Typical monarch. Re-writing history.

Fuck me, must have been loud.

Anyone see him when he was here? I was taken to see him but was too young to recall it tbh. I've never seen a British PM but I have seen an American President. God bless 'murica!

Lovely part of Wales. I spent a month or two, most of it stuck on Shell Island absolutely baked off my lips, but when we got out it was nice seeing the sights. My Harlech Castle tidbit is that when it was built, it was on a sea cliff. Sneaky bastids have moved it!

Took delivery of this beast of Sunday. 1.0 litres of mayhem

Yes they would. The £6.7bn is spread over four years so roughly £1.8bn a season. Sky have about 18m customers. Nearly everyone I know only have it for the sport, primarily football. If 12 million of those customers were willing to subscribe to a new PL channel/app for £30 a month then that's £4.2bn a year they'd be raking in.

That’s his pivoting leg. Without that how will he turn the wrong way?