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Disappointing draw for them today but their biggest game of the weekend is tomorrow anyway

What's funny here is that they think Coventry are some type of nemesis. Coventry, however, are unaware of this.

Every fucking time! Hahaha

The ghost of Jimmy Hill working his hoodoo again. Long live the chin.

This thread has had me in stiches. Making stuff up and getting annoyed about it at it's finest. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mourinho-wants-mags-job-if-howe-leaves.1643988/ "He is a busted flush. I am all for it. Followed by the Saudis getting bored moving on to Spurs and financially crippling them. League one could do with them in for a year or two." "He’s been nailed on for it since the Saudis arrived. He’s even started his exit strategy in Turkey" "Every game will be 90 mins of hissy fits followed by 6 days of infamy infamy" "Oh god can you imagine the press conference? ‘Who are sunderland?’ Or some shit cheesey line to get their thick fanbase on board." "Be great him falling out with Isak or Bruno G-String"

Just borrowing this tbd, promise to bring it back.

Bilbo lived to be 131, you're only just middle aged. Congratulations!

There can’t be many places left in North Tyneside that HMHM hasn’t done a quick shift in. I’ll see you in my place after Christmas, mate

mackems being classy.

Its weird, that's not like them at all?

84 year old Nancy Pelosi has turned on 81 year old Joe Biden, blaming him for the election loss. There should be an upper age limit for politicians. Fucking dickheads.

https://twitter.com/FutbolShIrTALIA/status/1855165258979012726?t=zXyk6oxhcV6PaX8ZApGQow&s=19 This is what Shearer should've done to Barton at Anfield or whichever goon was in charge for the game at Leicester to Janmaat and Williamson.

There needs to be retrospective bans for stuff like that. Also, it’s great to see Real Madrid struggling

Stupidly ordered a football shirt from a British online shop for 65 quid. Wife had to pay an extra 18 Euros in taxes to the courier. Thank you CT, you tosspot.

Sadly they have

Strictly Come Dancing ✅

Other than a home spanking in 1988 I just associate Coventry with routine 4-0 home wins in the PL whereas to Sunderland.......

Cake for second breakfast! Happy Birthday Robin!

Working themselves into a lather about a scenario dreamed up from their imagination, love it.

Bruno G-String?

And yet Keith would shag his nanna to swap Howe for Wenger 2.0 and because it’s just what he does on Saturdays.

in the home end loads of times over the years, not always with the best of intentions as a young man easily led astray. probably one of the most memorable was a cup game against forest. coach load of us tanked up after a boisterous afternoon in the olde trip to jerusalem decided it would be a good idea to go in the trent end smack bang in the middle of the miners strike. burst in to a chorus of geordie's aren't scabs, fuckers are all scattered until they realised there was only about 40 us.... I've never been so pleased to see the police in all me life! got an escort round the side of the pitch to the away end and a proper ear bashing of brian clough, never clipped any of us mind, think he saved the slaps for his own supporters!

I've sat in the home end at Bolton, Sunderland and Wigan iirc. The Sunderland game was where Kieran Richardson scored a screamer. Never again. I think the bloke in that interview nails the bit about the flawed ballot though. The club can get fucked if it thinks I'm paying £37 to chuck my name in a hat when they refuse to say how big the hat is or how many names are in it. (Probably because they know half of the members would then cancel)

As traitors go Garland is up there right beside Trump . If the DoJ (& the FBI) wasn’t riven with placemen cunts such as him then Trump wouldn’t be near a ballot slip, he’d be behind bards. Trump has bought them all. When he assumes power this process will accelerate at an eye watering rate. Congress & senate will need to pass a lot of it, have they got the balls to stand up to him? Maybe, but the SCOTUS don’t answer to anyone…

You're not wrong. And wtf is happening to football when you start playing games on a Saturday at eight o'clock at night, man? Having looked at the fixtures I also noticed there's a bit of a grudge match in the lower leagues not too far away......

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/fulham-kick-newcastle-fan-out-home-end-3371316?ito=twitter_share_article-top

100% He's effectively moaning that he only wants to see his kids once a fortnight.

Ah yes, because calling the league corrupt is much better than calling it stinky.

Your CV

I'll be honest, I don't really read your posts?

This reminds me of Adrian Mole aged 13 3/4, when his parent divorced and they were arguing who would NOT have custody over the kid. I mean Jesus Christ, he's been given weekends, he's "won". She does all the mundane shit and he does all the fun stuff. Tbh he sounds like an absolute arseclart.

😂

Media Darlings Brighton look shit

The list is long and they’ll all escape punishment. Trump was born on the 14 June 1946, less than a year after WW2 ended. In a decade he has obliterated what was left of what we in this country loosely termed “post war certainties” … virtually the only thing left (jobs for life, good healthcare and decent pensions were jettisoned decades ago) was democracy and accountability. That’s finally gone in the US and that will very likely disappear in this country too 😞

canny article that. of course the problem 'charlie' has got is that real name, ie the one he bought the ticket with, will almost certainly have now been shared with the premier league and its member club. it says so in the t&c's for anybody who can be arsed to trawl through them, it's like war and peace, the parts alone which deal with sanctions for any kind of violations alone is longer than lord of the rings. heard the story of the young kid in the liverpool top at brighton, the dad rang in talked to sutton and savage about it on 606 after the arsenal game, a shame but then a pretty stupid thing to do really.

Only time I've been in the home end for one of our games was at Goodison not far from where the current away end is, (back then we had the whole end behind the goal before it got pulled down). I celebrated like mad as we were scored two goals and won without conceding. The complete and utter apathy from the home fans probably saved a slightly drunk me from a hiding as there were empty seats all over that section, the crowd was only 25,000 and a good few thousand of those were in the sold out away end hence me being where I was. I wasn't chased down the street nor even out of the ground but it obviously never happened whenever I've mentioned this to a younger Everton fan.

Sounds like he shouldn't have had kids.

I was talking about the greyness, darkness and general smell tbh.

Knowing the repetitive nature of history someone will take a crack at trump and it'll be RFK jr who eats it.

Gentlemen.

Its the Toontastic Accountants whatsapp chat I believe